You want this book...

[tickingstitch]

Originally Posted by Tha Duckman

Sex isn't how you "Express ones love for each other". That's candy and not hitting her as hard when she doesn't have dinner ready when you come home.

Im going to have to agree with Duckman here on about 30%. He better make me dinner...

[Johnny Gnar Gnar]

This thread makes me chortle a little bit. Now, where is my food, wimmens? *note the sarcasm*

[tickingstitch]

I would like some dinner!

[Lapin]

Someone cook me dinner.

[Tha Duckman]

Yeah, me too!

[Corpsey]

I hope you all like stir-fry. It's the only damn thing I'm good at.

But you'll have to wait. I'm marinading it still.

With some damn oyster sauce.

[Born Again]

It sounded fantastic until you mentioned the damn oyster sauce. Why not Teriyaki sauce or Sesame seed oil? *Pouts*

[emeraldlonewoulf]

how 'bout some steak or fried chicken, home made (as in from scratch) biscuits, real mashed potatoes with butter or real gravy, corn on the cob, with peach pie ( i use lard in the crust, works better than butter or crisco, flakier) and vanilla ice cream for dessert? (Sorry guys, somebody else has to make the ice cream).

I have been known to cook like that on occasion, guys. but tonight, its frozen pizzas. tommorow, if i feel like cooking,maybe ham and baked potatoes.....maybe.