Top 100 fundie christian quotes *scary*

[KontanKarite]

Consistency. It took this god thousands of years to realize he was fucking everything up through nothing more than being a JEALOUS god. Then he decided to send his son to save everyone because he took up compassion.

A perfect being that changes his mind....

[LaBelleDameSansMerci]

Originally Posted by Cen0bite

ugh..one more reason why Huckabee shouldn't be president. i hate when he starts babbling about "family values"..values to him is having a nice christian family that goes to church every week, don't support abortion, etc, etc..
and again, religion starts mixing in with politics. ARGH!

Gueeesh, he scares me. Dark ages for America!

as for http://youtube.com/lbc4god,
HAHAHAHAHA Love it! First sentence on the first video I played...
"And it's a sick world that we live in, where disney cartoons like Monsters, Inc. make a movie star out of a talking green testicle!"
This guy is hillarious.

This is a joke I've heard a couple times. Found it typed out on here
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Are you religious?"
He said: "Yes."
I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
I said: "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

http://www.truechristian.com/ I'm pretty sure this site is a joke, but it has some of the most extreme of the weird ideas of fundie Christians...

And this baptist site is a display of spectacularly bad web design... http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/ Apparently feminism is a religion thats fueling lesbianism.

[LaBelleDameSansMerci]

One more thing I thought of: someone told me once that agnosticism is actually the most adherent to the principles of science. There's no proof either way of God's existence, so you can't deny it any more than you can confirm it.

I'll have to try that on my dad sometime... he's about as close to a fundemental atheist as one could get.

Edit:

Originally Posted by Fundiequotes page

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]

Gee, could that big, bright, massive ball of burning hot gas be a "giant outside source of energy?" Guh...

[tickingstitch]

My family is really religious. My brother started walking around my parents neighborhood asking people if they need prayer from demonic forces. Scary!!! Christianity scares me

[tickingstitch]

Your lucky my parents think I am possessed by the devil. They fast and pray for me and shit. It can be creepy

[Drake Dun]

Originally Posted by LaBelleDameSansMerci

And this baptist site is a display of spectacularly bad web design... http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/ Apparently feminism is a religion thats fueling lesbianism.

Fundies are the KINGS of the Freudian projection. Feminism is a religion... evolution is a religion... atheism is a religion... liberalism is a religion. You can tell they've completely internalized the idea that the label "religion" is an embarassing one to have applied to your thinking.

Drake

[Jidysi]

Originally Posted by Cen0bite

[about a girl being born with mental disabilities]

This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

god tests every one of us [emphasis added]

*takes three deep breaths* I realise this is an old thread, but when I read this.... in all honesty, religion is the biggest excuse in the world.
"Why'd You start a war?" "My God said so!"
"Why'd You murder him?" "God told me to!" (actual quotes, I kid You not).

I have no problem with religion, it's the over-zealous who follow them that get to me. As for me? I don't believe in religion. I believe in faith, most certainly, but not religion.

[Graveyard.Crow]

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[LadyStardust]

Originally Posted by Graveyard.Crow

His account didn't work

??? I'm missing something here.... Oh, yeah. Context.

[le_revenant]

Bah, nothing beats the ol' standards of yesteryear:

- Kiss the cross or kiss the sword!
- Confess...confess....



NO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!

[heavens-trashheap]

omg,those people need to go and get theire heads checked out,and the bit about the 11 year old girl ,that was just sick! by the way has anyone seen the parents against goths website?

[Tha Duckman]

I'm gonna stab the next person who asks that fucking question or posts that fucking link.