Sex is getting boring, HELP! - Page 2

Sinless · 02-22-2008, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Duane

18, I be... but I can be immature at times.... loud....eh..... WHY NO LOVEY FOR DUANEY!?!?!?

Poor Duaney! Duaney will get his lovey, yes he will! *hugs Duaney*

Solumina · 02-22-2008, 01:57 PM

Plenty of people lose their virginity after they are 18 so don't worry about it Duane

honeythorn · 02-22-2008, 01:59 PM

I lost mine when I was 18. It was spectacularly boring.

Zakyath · 02-22-2008, 01:59 PM

I had sex at least 8 times one day. I'm not sure why or how, but don't come and tell me twice a week is much x)

honeythorn · 02-22-2008, 02:00 PM

I cannot but help but ask how all the same.

Solumina · 02-22-2008, 02:13 PM

It all kind of depends on the kind of sex you have, there is no way that Jake and I could really have sex 8 times in one day because we like to take it slow and enjoy even the smallest sensations (an average session is about and hour and a half to two hours long), that and we both have stuff to do other than just each other. Lately we have been having a bit less sex that usual but we still go at it about twice a week which isn't a worrisome amount for people in a long term relationship

honeythorn · 02-22-2008, 02:19 PM

Oh right. Fair enough.

Duane · 02-22-2008, 02:27 PM

Well, I guess I could always hire a prostitute.

honeythorn · 02-22-2008, 02:35 PM

I think that is definitely a bit extreme. Why are you so desperate to lose your virginity? If you're expecting some sort of cataclysmic orgasmatronically amazing experience, then you are going to be severely dissapointed.

Beneath the Shadows · 02-22-2008, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sinless

...I fucked... ...I fucked... ...sex.

Well, there's your problem.

Solumina · 02-22-2008, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by honeythorn

I think that is definitely a bit extreme. Why are you so desperate to lose your virginity? If you're expecting some sort of cataclysmic orgasmatronically amazing experience, then you are going to be severely disappointed.

Agreed. Everyone I know who has lost their virginity either waited to find someone with whom they had a special connection, regret the way that they lost it, or are total sluts and not really the type of person that you should aspire to be like

Duane · 02-22-2008, 03:02 PM

Well, I don't know, I guess I'd just hate to turn into the 40 year old virgin.

honeythorn · 02-22-2008, 03:08 PM

Duane....you are only 18 . Get a grip.

Duane · 02-22-2008, 03:17 PM

Okay, I'll do that.

Stormtrooper of Death · 02-22-2008, 03:40 PM

Yes Duane please, relax. As Johnny Rotten said "Sex is just two minutes of sqweaky noises" For me, it'll happen when it happens.

Sinless · 02-22-2008, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Duane

Well, I don't know, I guess I'd just hate to turn into the 40 year old virgin.

You won't. My Mom didn't start dating until age 24, and her friend Sylvia lost her virginity at age 30 to her husband. Since then, Sylvia has had lots of good, hardcore animal sex, so don't worry. Your time will come.

Tha Duckman · 02-22-2008, 04:11 PM

Duane, if you don't stop bitching, I'm gonna make public enemy number one.

Stormtrooper of Death · 02-22-2008, 04:18 PM

That's also a crappy rap group! Well anyways, Sinless, hope you find something that works out for you.

Sinless · 02-22-2008, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death

That's also a crappy rap group! Well anyways, Sinless, hope you find something that works out for you.

Thanks Stormtrooper. I'm sure I will.

Sinless · 02-22-2008, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman

Duane, if you don't stop bitching, I'm gonna make public enemy number one.

Duckman is making a point Duan. Someday, you will look back and think (while lying in bed with a hot lady), "Why did I ever think I would turn out to be the 40 year old virgin?"

Stormtrooper of Death · 02-22-2008, 04:28 PM

Yup, listen to Sinless. I was going through the same train of though a few weeks back, and then I though to myself, I've got bigger shit to worry about. Like finally getting a demo recorded!

Bella Sophia · 02-22-2008, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Duane

Well, I don't know, I guess I'd just hate to turn into the 40 year old virgin.

O_O God, I used to think that about myself too!

badteccy · 02-22-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sinless

Sex never used to be boring for me, but now it is. I fucked in a church, I fucked in a graveyard, and obviously the bed as well. Any new suggestions where to have sex? The playground is not an option. It's to cold here where I live. I miss having wonderful sex.

*sob sob sob*

You had sex in a church? Ok, yes I'm an avid aethist, but that is some disrespectful shit.

Sinless · 02-22-2008, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death

Yup, listen to Sinless. I was going through the same train of though a few weeks back, and then I though to myself, I've got bigger shit to worry about. Like finally getting a demo recorded!

Best of luck with that Stormtrooper. That's much more important than sex. How are you doing so far with that?

Sinless · 02-22-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by badteccy

You had sex in a church? Ok, yes I'm an avid aethist, but that is some disrespectful shit.

I didn't do it to be disrespectful. My boyfriend had keys to the church because he knows the priest guy. He let us in, then we did the nasty. I don't feel guilty. It was either that or outside the church where snow was gently falling.