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03-05-2008, 07:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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I'm gay for Duck. He banged me like we were in the state pen and I was Edward Norton
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03-05-2008, 07:46 PM
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#27
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
Kentucky - Dark Land Of Blood
Thank you. Have a nice day.
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Kentucky - Dark Land Of Fried Chicken.
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03-05-2008, 07:49 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Originally Posted by MollyMac
I'm gay for Duck. He banged me like we were in the state pen and I was Edward Norton
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I'm gonna take you to Vegas.
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03-05-2008, 07:52 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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We've got the place Houndini claimed to be born at, Orson Welles, the guy who did the voice of Piglet, Chris Farley, the home of Paramount studios, the co founder of bad religion (are they good? punk isn't my forte),Butch Vig. Johnny Depp is currently filming a movie here. There is the author Stephen Ambrose, August Derleth (Lovecraft's primary publisher), the author who made "the body snatchers", Gary Gygax (r.i.p), Frank Lloyd Wright, John Toland. 11 Nobel Laureates, The University of Wisconsin Madison, 7 Astronauts, Dahmer, and for the duckman pornstar Charlie Laine.
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“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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03-05-2008, 08:03 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Charlie Laine is funny lookin'.
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03-06-2008, 01:48 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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Originally Posted by MollyMac
I'm gay for Duck. He banged me like we were in the state pen and I was Edward Norton
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So he's a one-pump chump?
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03-06-2008, 04:46 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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I can go for ever, yo.
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03-06-2008, 08:15 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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I'm gay for moleman...
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03-08-2008, 09:36 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Damn...Can we just getting back to Churchill..
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03-08-2008, 10:08 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
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It has become a trend that threads are derailed into everyone saying "I fucked Duckman!" or "I want to fuck Duckman!"
I find it gets a little insensitive sometimes.
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How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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03-08-2008, 11:36 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Nevada
Several scenes from movies like the Hulk, Independance day, Pirates of the carribean movies... hm... the Bonneville speed way is also here, The dude who dropped the bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was trained at the airbase, here in wendover. Meh... I can think of a couple other things... but ... they are a bit embarresing....
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03-08-2008, 01:45 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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Originally Posted by $haDe
Damn...Can we just getting back to Churchill..
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I've found the best way of knowing you are gay is enjoying touching people of the same gender.
Surprisingly, I'm not making fun of you. I wondered if I was gay as a teenager. Thought whoever I fall in love with, that's my orientation. No. Doesn't work that way.
Went out with a someone as friends. We talked about it. We were both sexually isolated. Gave eachother a hug once. Didn't make it to the kiss. I immediately knew I was not gay. She went out with another women. They had a romantic kiss. She knew she wasn't gay either. The person she went on the date with thought it was amazing though. She was gay.
That's how it works. If it feel wrong and slimy. You're trying to make out with the wrong gender.
I hope that cleared everything up. Hugging or kissing anyone related to you isn't the same either. So bad testing ground. However, if you are attracted to your cousin, try getting out more. Libraries don't have rules on who can be there.
Just to clear up one thing that confuses people, marriage through legalities like marriage and adoption are the same as bloodline. So all you brothers and sisters that make out in front of people and say, "We aren't related through blood." You are disgusting. Even dating your neighbor would be better. You're just sick.
It's not hard meeting people. Maybe get a hobby that doesn't involve ripping the legs off of insects.
That's all.
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03-12-2008, 02:24 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Temple of Love
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Shade, dude, if you were serious about your original post, PM me. No I'm not hitting on you, but you can talk to me if you're trying to figure shit out. If Chris still frequented these boards I'd tell you to talk to him, he's amazing about that stuff. Keep an eye out for NachtSorcier.
Worlds fastest gay/bisexuality test:
Have you ever been physically attracted to a member of your own gender?
Have you ever thought about being romantically involved with a member of your own gender?
But yeah, seriously.. ^
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Kontan - "Eventually, you ended up looking like the freaking grim reaper towards the end of the game.
Now we got this cracked out jungle hobo...."
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03-15-2008, 11:24 AM
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#39
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Under your floorboards
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I'm gay. Never had a problem with it really. What's there to be all frustrated about? 99% of the people you'll encounter nowadays won't have a problem with it (or if they do, they shouldnt mean anything to you anyway).
But yeah. Its just like being straight, only more fabulous ^-^
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03-16-2008, 02:56 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
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Good for you, I guess.
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03-16-2008, 03:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Originally Posted by electrosexual
I'm gay. Never had a problem with it really. What's there to be all frustrated about? 99% of the people you'll encounter nowadays won't have a problem with it (or if they do, they shouldnt mean anything to you anyway).
But yeah. Its just like being straight, only more fabulous ^-^
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How is it more or less fabulous than being straight?
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03-16-2008, 04:07 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Originally Posted by Catch
I've found the best way of knowing you are gay is enjoying touching people of the same gender.
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That's actually an awesome idea for knowing.
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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03-16-2008, 06:26 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 1,888
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Originally Posted by Mir
How is it more or less fabulous than being straight?
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'Tis a joke, good sir! He's using the "flaming" stereotype to make a funny.
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A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
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03-16-2008, 06:37 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Under your floorboards
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Originally Posted by Breathless Horror
'Tis a joke, good sir! He's using the "flaming" stereotype to make a funny.
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Exactly! ^_^
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03-17-2008, 01:18 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Temple of Love
Posts: 1,641
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Gay test time,
For guys:
Ever seen a guy that makes you stiff?
For girls:
Ever seen a girl that makes you wet?
^_^
It's a BIT more complicated than that, but yeah.
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Kontan - "Eventually, you ended up looking like the freaking grim reaper towards the end of the game.
Now we got this cracked out jungle hobo...."
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03-17-2008, 09:32 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: somewhere, I suppose
Posts: 1,733
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
Kentucky - Dark Land Of Fried Chicken.
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HA HA HA that was a good one
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
Don't you have anything better to do than pollute our forums?!?
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