It was like 10 other movies smashed up into one movie. It had bits of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, 28 Days Later, Army Of Darkness, Lord Of The Rings, and a few other films in there. It wasn't bad, it was enjoyable from a cheese standpoint, but you could really tell all the major scenes were lifted directly from other top Hollywood flicks. It's like the took the best scenes out of all of those above films and just put them back to back and wrote a story to tie them all together.
And yeah, as far as the Glaswegian thing, thats what I was thinking.
Ye lock a bunch of Celtic and ranger fans together and next thing ye know there will be fat men dancing the can-can in kilts while they hack up people with chainsaws.