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DementiaNocturne · 09-10-2008, 09:19 PM

I love obese hampsters. The really nubbly ones. <3

Solumina · 09-10-2008, 09:30 PM

Me too, then again that may just be because Mitchy was so much more loving before she had the babies.

*yawn* well it's time for me to get some sleep, goodnight gnet

Methadrine · 09-11-2008, 04:19 PM

.AAH! Bright light! Bright light! Stop highlighting me!.

Duane · 09-11-2008, 07:22 PM

Ugh... if only there was a way to get S.O.D to log on.... wait! No, that'd just prompt him to kill me.

Solumina · 09-11-2008, 08:10 PM

well find a way cuz I miss him

The baby hamsters are exploring the cage *squee* they are sooooo cute

Underwater Ophelia · 09-11-2008, 08:22 PM

Do you mean Stormtrooper Of Death?

Duane · 09-11-2008, 08:34 PM

Yes, I do mean Storm.

Underwater Ophelia · 09-11-2008, 08:41 PM

I was just talking to him on AIM.

abillion · 09-11-2008, 09:25 PM

Can you really
throw UP? ...I guess it's possible...
TAKE a shit?...possible and out of the question...

GET a grip....

Sir_Vex · 09-11-2008, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abillion

Can you really
throw UP? ...I guess it's possible...
TAKE a shit?...possible and out of the question...

GET a grip....

I've done all the above given they are phrases that have meanings other than the most literal.

Solumina · 09-12-2008, 06:23 AM

Its pretty easy to throw up, most people have done it many times.
I don't know why someone would want to take a shit but that wouldn't be too hard...I guess septic system cleaners take a lot of shit.
I got a grip just the other day, they can be found at various places depending on what type you are looking for

Saya · 09-12-2008, 11:09 AM

I get to go visit a baby today! A friend I haven't seen in a year spawned recently, so me and a friend are going over to visit and bestowing gifts. Its awesome when a friend has a baby, I can hold and play with said baby and give it back when I'm bored of it.

honeythorn · 09-12-2008, 11:49 AM

I want a beardcap. Fucking sexy.

Duane · 09-13-2008, 03:42 PM

I want biscuits and gravy, with some bacon, fried eggs... blueberry pancakes... mmm*Goes to Denny's*

Joker_in_the_Pack · 09-13-2008, 11:37 PM

http://notalwaysright.com/page/2
(It’s Halloween, and I’m dressed up as a vampire and wearing a pentacle necklace. The crew is planning on going out after work for a party.)

Me: “Did you find everything you needed tonight?”

Customer: “Yes, thank you. Can I just say that I think it was very nice of them to let you all dress up for tonight? I really like what you have on.”

Me: “Thank you, ma’am.”

Customer: “But don’t you think you took it a little too far?”

Me: “Uh… took what too far?”

Customer: “Well I understand that you’re supposed to be some type of vampire, but don’t you think that necklace is taking it too far?”

Me: “Oh, that. That’s not part of my costume, I always wear that.”

Customer: *loudly* “Well if you want to risk burning in H*** for wearing that devil worshiping symbol, that’s just fine with me… but they shouldn’t be letting you wear that here in a public place!”

Me: *sarcastically* “Well, why shouldn’t they let me wear it? After all, we all practice together and I’m the high priestess. In fact as soon as you leave, we’re gonna close up the store, start a bonfire in the parking lot, and then dance naked around it until dawn.”

Customer, to one of my managers: “Aren’t you going to do anything about what she said to me?”

Manager #1: “Yes, ma’am. As soon as you leave, we’re going to close the store.”

Customer: “THAT’S IT?!”

Manager #2: “Of course not, ma’am. You heard the rest of our… plans.”

(And with the kind of timing that only happens once in a lifetime, a stock boy unwittingly walks out of the back room while taking his uniform shirt off at the same time. The customer practically runs out of the store.)

honeythorn · 09-14-2008, 06:01 AM

I love that site so much. I've worked in retail once and NEVER encountered such amazing stupidity. I almost want to for the LOLZ.

Underwater Ophelia · 09-14-2008, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack

http://notalwaysright.com/page/2
(It’s Halloween, and I’m dressed up as a vampire and wearing a pentacle necklace. The crew is planning on going out after work for a party.)

Me: “Did you find everything you needed tonight?”

Customer: “Yes, thank you. Can I just say that I think it was very nice of them to let you all dress up for tonight? I really like what you have on.”

Me: “Thank you, ma’am.”

Customer: “But don’t you think you took it a little too far?”

Me: “Uh… took what too far?”

Customer: “Well I understand that you’re supposed to be some type of vampire, but don’t you think that necklace is taking it too far?”

Me: “Oh, that. That’s not part of my costume, I always wear that.”

Customer: *loudly* “Well if you want to risk burning in H*** for wearing that devil worshiping symbol, that’s just fine with me… but they shouldn’t be letting you wear that here in a public place!”

Me: *sarcastically* “Well, why shouldn’t they let me wear it? After all, we all practice together and I’m the high priestess. In fact as soon as you leave, we’re gonna close up the store, start a bonfire in the parking lot, and then dance naked around it until dawn.”

Customer, to one of my managers: “Aren’t you going to do anything about what she said to me?”

Manager #1: “Yes, ma’am. As soon as you leave, we’re going to close the store.”

Customer: “THAT’S IT?!”

Manager #2: “Of course not, ma’am. You heard the rest of our… plans.”

(And with the kind of timing that only happens once in a lifetime, a stock boy unwittingly walks out of the back room while taking his uniform shirt off at the same time. The customer practically runs out of the store.)

YOU'RE A CHICK?!!?!

Whaaaaa!?