The time machine thread!!!

[Metabolik]

Go back to th beginning of time and tell all the inferior beings that I am their god...

[twink]

I'd like to meet Thomas Jefferson and Britain's Admiral Nelson. As an alternative, I'd like to be with Moses at the time of the Exodus.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by Metabolik

Go back to th beginning of time and tell all the inferior beings that I am their god...

...yeah, lording over bacteria must be pretty sweet.

[Despanan]

I'd go forward in time, swipe a future device, and come back and act like I invented it.

Then I'd go back in time and start killing butterflys left and right.

[KontanKarite]

You BRUTE!!!

I would start a gypsy moth preservation.

[Metabolik]

Go back to the day I missed the fair where I could have seen this girl I liked and ask her out instead of miss it and then she goes out with someone else :'(

[Clockwork]

I would mysteriously appear at key moments in history to spread my influence and coin the terms we commonly use today.

The Internet would be called The Cyber Meatball.
America would be called Jesusland.
The Bible would be called Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Infinite lulz on returning :]

[Underwater Ophelia]

It probably wouldn't be that funny, it would just be strange.

[Clockwork]

Well, of course no one would get it but me - as far as anyone in the modified timeline could know, those terms would be commonplace. I'd still crack up like an idiot though and draw a lot of stares whenever someone pledged allegiance to the United States of Jesusland.

[kikrox]

id go back and visist past lifetimes if that would be anyway possible ? maybe try to derail some things that cause mass destruction and stuff like that. just overall travel back in time changing things for the good :/ maybe also raid some tombs in egypt as thatd b pretty darn cool dont ya tihnk ?

[Wingweaver_The_Vampire]

I'd go back in time when dinausaures existed to see them.