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06-19-2008, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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[Stabs self in the mother fucking face].
Fucking SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06-19-2008, 03:21 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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No, don't 
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06-19-2008, 03:23 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Aw, man. Why?
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No Gods. No Kings.
Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
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06-22-2008, 01:59 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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[shrugs]
... Why not?...
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06-22-2008, 02:08 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
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Use a soldering iron.
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06-22-2008, 02:15 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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Or a carrot...carrots are tasty...
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06-22-2008, 02:35 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I would say a knife... or a serrated knife, if you feel particularly vicious...
Send pics, I want to make sure you did it right. If you're not sure how to do it properly, duckman, I'd be happy to assist you.
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06-22-2008, 03:10 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 619
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Or or or...use a spoon full of Ben and jerry's ice cream and aim for your mouth.
Mmmm ice cream *happy face*
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06-22-2008, 03:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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Don't stab with the knife, make sweet love to your face with the knife. Sweet talk and wine and dine and then make your serrated, pointy move.
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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06-23-2008, 07:56 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: the belltower that the bats left
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Originally Posted by Metabolik
Or a carrot...carrots are tasty...
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nooooo not a carott (there goes my spielling)
use a sharpend melon because they are squishy and tasty(and would completely own a carrott in a fight)
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"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
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06-23-2008, 01:59 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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06-23-2008, 07:21 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Originally Posted by MollyMac
Don't stab with the knife, make sweet love to your face with the knife. Sweet talk and wine and dine and then make your serrated, pointy move.
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Look in the mirror as you bring the shining, gleaming knife close to your skin, and cut lengthwise down your arms, this quickens the bleeding as opposed to sideways slits cut across the wrists, which only severs the tendons, causing loss of finger control. Long, deep cuts down both arms. You will feel chills before you bleed to death, so first wrap yourself in an electric blanket to keep you warm as you lose consciousness. Then it will be like falling asleep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX8ofc2Rics
No more emotion
Farewell to pain
So long to innocence
No regret remains.
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06-24-2008, 11:03 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: the belltower that the bats left
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Originally Posted by Metabolik
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lol
but a melon would pulverise a carrot with its sumo skills hmmm melon sumo wrestling ,i might actualy get off my bum and make a pointless ( but hopefully funny) vidio of that.
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"If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see."
-Spanish proverb
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
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06-24-2008, 11:04 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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And i shall rate it with a million awesomness...if that was possible :'(
I might make a video of a carrot with laser vision :3
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06-24-2008, 11:37 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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In super powers, Carrots win, but in sumo skills, Melons win...
which wins with ninja skills?
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06-24-2008, 12:15 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: the belltower that the bats left
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very simple, the bop choi ( i have no idea how you spell it ,so im writing it like you say it)
hmmm i might make a vegetable fighting thread,what do you think met ?
and yes the bop choi is in cahoots with the melon
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And i shall rate it with a million awesomness...if that was possible :'(
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lol thanks met x
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"If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see."
-Spanish proverb
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
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06-24-2008, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Do you mean to say "bok choy?"
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06-24-2008, 12:50 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
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Bok Choy fails! It's like the asian brussel sprout. And string beans are the ninja veggie!
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At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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