more questions... - Page 4

edible_eye · 10-08-2005, 07:17 PM

does drinking whiskey count as having a sugar tooth?

soggypicklemuncher · 10-08-2005, 07:19 PM

Can you use gin blossoms in a floral arrangement?

edible_eye · 10-08-2005, 07:41 PM

does feeling under the weather mean you're getting rained on?

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-08-2005, 09:38 PM

When it rains, does it mean God's pissing or crying?

edible_eye · 10-08-2005, 09:56 PM

if he's pissing, is he also laughing - and if he's crying, do his tears count as another baptism?

and if we run from the rain, does that mean we don't want to be forgiven?

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-08-2005, 10:07 PM

What has god been doing all these years?

TheKorovaMilkbar · 10-09-2005, 04:29 AM

Does it matter? Would you like/believe in him if he did do anything that you agreed with? Or would that comprimise everything about your social beliefs and standings? Am I just asking stupid questions because it's............HOLY SHIT 6:18 in the MORNING?!?!

I think I can answer that last question

(I'm not flaming anyone btw, I just like to spark intellectual conversations.......which will apparently have to be in question form.......Like on Jeopardy

)

10-09-2005, 04:50 AM

Why do I have teh cottonmouth?

edible_eye · 10-09-2005, 11:30 AM

are you smoking any cotton mouth inducing substances?

or maybe eating cotton?

TheKorovaMilkbar · 10-09-2005, 11:38 AM

Does the cotton taste good? Like cotton candy?

Does this mean I can eat my shirts? Will the silk ones go down smoother?

10-09-2005, 11:43 AM

Is there anything we can do to help alleviate your cottonmouth?

10-09-2005, 12:02 PM

Do you have more pictures of yourself in the hawt red outfit?

Can you post them soon?

Do you think drool will cure cottonmouth?

10-09-2005, 12:35 PM

I do, possibly, but I think everyone might be tired of that don't you think?

10-09-2005, 01:09 PM

Don't you think that if they are, they could just shut the hell up?

Don't you think I'd beat them sensesly about the head with a lemon flavored penis, if they said something to the effect of being tired?

Or did you mean tired, as in a physical sense, from way too much slapping?

10-09-2005, 01:13 PM

Are you naturally this charming with your endless compliments?

Are you tired in the slapping sense as well?

10-09-2005, 01:48 PM

Is desperation and the irresistible urge to see more of your sumptuous flesh naturally charming to you?

Do you think this hair will come off my palms some time soon?

Do you think, “blindness from excessive slapping to Eyesofatragedy,” would get my registration for a disabled parking permit rejected?

10-09-2005, 02:35 PM

Oh my hairy palms?

Why wouldn't I think you're charming? Didn't you know I'm crass like that?

Let me know how that disabled parking thing goes if you get one, ok silly?

10-09-2005, 03:30 PM

Did I take my Vicodin five hours ago, or one hour ago?

ghostposts · 10-09-2005, 03:37 PM

Does Vicodin cure hairy palms?

10-09-2005, 04:02 PM

Doesn't Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day cure hairy palms?

10-09-2005, 04:36 PM

Is vomit supposed to come out your ears?

Courtenay1218 · 10-09-2005, 08:48 PM

I think it comes out of your stomach, doesn't it??

Why do my ears leak?
Could it be from having six 12's in a pickup truck for 2 years?
Or is it because my ears are broke?

Courtenay1218 · 10-09-2005, 08:49 PM

Oh, and how the hell are we suppost to read these forums?
from top to bottom, or bottom to top??

Courtenay1218 · 10-09-2005, 08:51 PM

do we respond to the last message on the top of the page or the bottom?

if I'm wrong, I'll look kinda stupid because I've been responding to the top one. Sounds like I have a problem, huh?

TheKorovaMilkbar · 10-11-2005, 06:20 PM

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?