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07-11-2008, 06:04 AM
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A baby bat in her bra is better than a Babybat.
Especially if you didn't notice it, then it scurried under a desk as you disturb its' slumber.
*Shivers*
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07-11-2008, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
Not really: if her boobs are that large, she probably wants a breast reduction, and having a bat affixing itself to her boobs sucking the blood out of them would parasitically reduce them in size. Ingenious if I do say so myself.  |
Yes but then you have to consider the fact that within two mins after beginning feeding the bat would begin to pee out the plasma(plasma has zero nutritional value). If I were to ever want a bat for a pet I think this would be the ideal species for me as I find it is quite beautiful in appearance and easier than other bat species to keep track of as it is very large, about the size of a small cat. Not to mention it needs to be protected as it is a threatened species.
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07-11-2008, 06:42 AM
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This strikes me as bizarrely cute; however, I would probably scream if I found any living thing in my bra. I have a phobia of insects as it is.
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07-11-2008, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
Not really: if her boobs are that large, she probably wants a breast reduction, and having a bat affixing itself to her boobs sucking the blood out of them would parasitically reduce them in size. Ingenious if I do say so myself. |
Hehe, fair enough!
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07-11-2008, 11:55 AM
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Aww, poor little bat! I think I would share the lady's reaction; at first, I'd be startled, but then I'd feel bad for the poor thing!
As for big boobs...well, let's just say, if you care about a girl at all, you -won't- want her to have an overabundance. :/ I'm a 38G myself. It's not fun. >_<
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07-11-2008, 12:19 PM
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Dear god Tam, those things are massive
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07-11-2008, 12:30 PM
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I find it hard to believe a woman no matter what size her boobs were would not notice a living animal in her bra.
For those who disagree, or those who want to test the theory, please feel free to post boob-a-licious pictures here with details so we can be the judge(s).
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07-11-2008, 12:59 PM
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Sometimes those with a larger chest (especially if they are mostly fat instead of breast tissue) don't really have a great ability to feel so it is reasonably possible
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07-11-2008, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Solumina
Dear god Tam, those things are massive
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Yeah, I know. :/ Maybe one day I'll have some actual insurance and can do something about it.
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07-11-2008, 01:24 PM
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Just remember to invest in some quality bras in the meantime, your back will thank you
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07-12-2008, 01:51 AM
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Is it wrong that I am jealous? Of the Bat, not the boobs...
That must have been the cutest furry thing to have ever happened to a breast.
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07-12-2008, 02:21 AM
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Dude, I'm jealous of the bat!
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07-12-2008, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by CptSternn
I find it hard to believe a woman no matter what size her boobs were would not notice a living animal in her bra.
For those who disagree, or those who want to test the theory, please feel free to post boob-a-licious pictures here with details so we can be the judge(s).
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Yeah...how about no? >_<
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07-12-2008, 11:47 PM
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Has anyone considered the fact that to have boobs that big this girl MAY be the size of small house?
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07-13-2008, 01:37 AM
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Yeah but if her band size is correct then she can't be too huge...then again she could be wearing a bra that is too tight, or lying about her bra size (I doubt this is a fact that a reporter bothered to check)
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07-13-2008, 01:39 AM
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True. I forget what the percentage of girls who wear the wrong bra size is, but I do recall it being high.
Either way...that girls back has to be HELL.
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07-13-2008, 01:42 AM
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They could be super huge fake boobies, I have heard that the fake ones don't cause nearly as much strain as real ones, although at that point I would imagine that they would have to be doing some damage
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07-13-2008, 02:34 AM
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They also stay pointy well after normal ones head south. It's kinda freaky actually, thinking that grandmas breasts one day might look better than a 20 year olds. *shudder*
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07-13-2008, 02:54 AM
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They may look better, in some cases, but implants have a way to go before they are as fun to play with
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07-13-2008, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by LiUsAiDh
"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out."
"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home."
Whoa :S She wants a bat to live in her bra permanently, does anyone else find this odd???
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What's more Goth than having a bat living in your bra? "I'm so Goth a bat lives in my bra" Yeah that would go down well with guys
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07-19-2008, 07:45 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Alabama
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Umm.. ok.. I wear a 38DD... and I notice everything. I know when a loose thread is in my bra, mmk?
I damned well would know if a cricket was in there...
A bat? Yeah...
Did she get dressed in the dark??? How could you not SEE that??
This gives me an idea though.. is it a FF because of padding? Maybe the bat nestled into padding in the bra. That would make sense. it would be inside the bra fabric, and thus, less noticeable.
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