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09-11-2008, 10:52 PM
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#23001
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Philly Region
Posts: 105
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Originally Posted by abillion
Can you really
throw UP? ...I guess it's possible...
TAKE a shit?...possible and out of the question...
GET a grip....
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I've done all the above given they are phrases that have meanings other than the most literal.
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09-12-2008, 06:23 AM
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#23002
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Its pretty easy to throw up, most people have done it many times.
I don't know why someone would want to take a shit but that wouldn't be too hard...I guess septic system cleaners take a lot of shit.
I got a grip just the other day, they can be found at various places depending on what type you are looking for
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Live a life less sedentary
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09-12-2008, 11:09 AM
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#23003
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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I get to go visit a baby today! A friend I haven't seen in a year spawned recently, so me and a friend are going over to visit and bestowing gifts. Its awesome when a friend has a baby, I can hold and play with said baby and give it back when I'm bored of it.
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09-12-2008, 11:49 AM
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#23004
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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I want a beardcap. Fucking sexy.
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09-13-2008, 03:42 PM
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#23005
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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I want biscuits and gravy, with some bacon, fried eggs... blueberry pancakes... mmm*Goes to Denny's*
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09-13-2008, 11:37 PM
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#23006
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
Posts: 1,750
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http://notalwaysright.com/page/2
(It’s Halloween, and I’m dressed up as a vampire and wearing a pentacle necklace. The crew is planning on going out after work for a party.)
Me: “Did you find everything you needed tonight?”
Customer: “Yes, thank you. Can I just say that I think it was very nice of them to let you all dress up for tonight? I really like what you have on.”
Me: “Thank you, ma’am.”
Customer: “But don’t you think you took it a little too far?”
Me: “Uh… took what too far?”
Customer: “Well I understand that you’re supposed to be some type of vampire, but don’t you think that necklace is taking it too far?”
Me: “Oh, that. That’s not part of my costume, I always wear that.”
Customer: *loudly* “Well if you want to risk burning in H*** for wearing that devil worshiping symbol, that’s just fine with me… but they shouldn’t be letting you wear that here in a public place!”
Me: *sarcastically* “Well, why shouldn’t they let me wear it? After all, we all practice together and I’m the high priestess. In fact as soon as you leave, we’re gonna close up the store, start a bonfire in the parking lot, and then dance naked around it until dawn.”
Customer, to one of my managers: “Aren’t you going to do anything about what she said to me?”
Manager #1: “Yes, ma’am. As soon as you leave, we’re going to close the store.”
Customer: “THAT’S IT?!”
Manager #2: “Of course not, ma’am. You heard the rest of our… plans.”
(And with the kind of timing that only happens once in a lifetime, a stock boy unwittingly walks out of the back room while taking his uniform shirt off at the same time. The customer practically runs out of the store.)
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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09-14-2008, 06:01 AM
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#23007
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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I love that site so much. I've worked in retail once and NEVER encountered such amazing stupidity. I almost want to for the LOLZ.
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09-14-2008, 07:25 AM
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#23008
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
http://notalwaysright.com/page/2
(It’s Halloween, and I’m dressed up as a vampire and wearing a pentacle necklace. The crew is planning on going out after work for a party.)
Me: “Did you find everything you needed tonight?”
Customer: “Yes, thank you. Can I just say that I think it was very nice of them to let you all dress up for tonight? I really like what you have on.”
Me: “Thank you, ma’am.”
Customer: “But don’t you think you took it a little too far?”
Me: “Uh… took what too far?”
Customer: “Well I understand that you’re supposed to be some type of vampire, but don’t you think that necklace is taking it too far?”
Me: “Oh, that. That’s not part of my costume, I always wear that.”
Customer: *loudly* “Well if you want to risk burning in H*** for wearing that devil worshiping symbol, that’s just fine with me… but they shouldn’t be letting you wear that here in a public place!”
Me: *sarcastically* “Well, why shouldn’t they let me wear it? After all, we all practice together and I’m the high priestess. In fact as soon as you leave, we’re gonna close up the store, start a bonfire in the parking lot, and then dance naked around it until dawn.”
Customer, to one of my managers: “Aren’t you going to do anything about what she said to me?”
Manager #1: “Yes, ma’am. As soon as you leave, we’re going to close the store.”
Customer: “THAT’S IT?!”
Manager #2: “Of course not, ma’am. You heard the rest of our… plans.”
(And with the kind of timing that only happens once in a lifetime, a stock boy unwittingly walks out of the back room while taking his uniform shirt off at the same time. The customer practically runs out of the store.)
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YOU'RE A CHICK?!!?!
Whaaaaa!?
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09-14-2008, 07:38 AM
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#23009
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
Posts: 1,153
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'The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.' - Salvador Dali
Pie Jesu domine..... Donna eis requiem - *thwack*
'To become truly immortal, a work of art must escape all human limits: logic and common sense will only interfere. But once these barriers are broken, it will enter the realms of childhood visions and dreams.' - Giorgio de Chirico
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09-14-2008, 10:38 AM
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#23010
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Hey, I went 2 days without staring/looking at any women's breasts!
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09-14-2008, 10:46 AM
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#23011
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Posts: 1,780
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
YOU'RE A CHICK?!!?!
Whaaaaa!?
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Uh, exactly what I thought.
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-Lauren
"Lucifer was an idiot, it wound up lord and master of nothing at all."
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09-14-2008, 12:16 PM
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#23012
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: US
Posts: 1,530
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Originally Posted by TheBloodEternity
Uh, exactly what I thought.
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Exactly my thoughts.
*Woo, I'm Andrew Eldritch now :P*
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In my nothing you meant everything to me.
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09-14-2008, 12:26 PM
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#23013
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
YOU'RE A CHICK?!!?!
Whaaaaa!?
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It was copy and pasted from the website he linked to at the top of his post.
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09-14-2008, 12:30 PM
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#23014
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: In your dreams.
Posts: 698
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
YOU'RE A CHICK?!!?!
Whaaaaa!?
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Uh?
Link...
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09-14-2008, 12:35 PM
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#23015
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by Duane
Hey, I went 2 days without staring/looking at any women's breasts!
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Duane, shut up.
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09-14-2008, 12:49 PM
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#23016
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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I still love this. ahhhh Rik! How I adore thee....
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09-14-2008, 01:01 PM
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#23017
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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I will not shut up.
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09-14-2008, 01:36 PM
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#23018
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: massachusetts
Posts: 5
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gosh i really need to pee.
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09-14-2008, 01:54 PM
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#23019
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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"Here's my foot, smeell it, smeell it
Now take it!!" don't mess with the ZOHAN
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
add me on
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09-14-2008, 02:31 PM
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#23020
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.
The world "plethora" has been stuck in my head all day.
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09-14-2008, 02:45 PM
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#23021
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Originally Posted by Duane
Hey, I went 2 days without staring/looking at any women's breasts!
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You are going to die of high blood pressure, if you keep this up.
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09-14-2008, 03:10 PM
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#23022
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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What a shame.
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09-14-2008, 11:49 PM
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#23023
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: griffin,ga
Posts: 207
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tfcjyfcthcgfrhjgfctjhcgjdrjytdrtyteaadsaewqersgfxg ncmb,kjho;iyuilutytdcf6873654984657654842310.32574 6156754
is that enough randomness for ya
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09-15-2008, 12:03 AM
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#23024
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Ok
This is more of a rant
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How do people wear yellow? And I'm not talking about urine yellow, nor whitish yellow
I'm talking about the pop-"look at me"-radiant yellow
Yuk!!
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
add me on
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09-15-2008, 02:10 PM
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#23025
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: US
Posts: 1,530
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Originally Posted by The Antichrist
tfcjyfcthcgfrhjgfctjhcgjdrjytdrtyteaadsaewqersgfxg ncmb,kjho;iyuilutytdcf6873654984657654842310.32574 6156754
is that enough randomness for ya
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I've already tried that.......... no.
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