If You Could Be An Animal

[Esper]

Id be a iguana. I like iguanas.

[Satan's Spawn]

Animal... hmm... I'd like to be a polar-bear, I guess. Lots of fur, massive claws and fangs. Very lonely creatures too. And they're pretty.

ooh, but mostly i'd like to be a DoDo, because I'd be the only one, and I'd be able to fly. I'd so love to fly ^_^

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Disfunction

I'm rather curious to know the span of a dolphins orgasms.

Ask and Ye shall receive:

Q6: Is it true that a dolphin's penis is prehensile?

A6: The penis of an aroused dolphin is painfully rigid. A male dolphin nearly dislocated my knee, while I was allowing him to pleasure himself on me. Most of the times I've seen a dolphin's penis have been during sexual arousal, so the penis has been pointing in the same direction, toward the dolphin's head and slightly to the left. When it is erect, the only flexible part is the tip. They will hook it on objects in order to pleasure themselves. Most of the time their penis is close to their body, but they can push the head of it away from their body to hook large objects {like a leg}. However I have been informed, that when not aroused they can use their penises for other activities. A male bottlenose dolphin can curve the last 3 inches of their 12 inch penis around something with a diameter of at least 1 inch. The dolphins penis is all muscle (a very strong one I might add), not vascular like a human penis. The reddish color is due to increased blood flow to underlying capillary vesicles near the surface. I still wouldn't consider this to be prehensile.



Q7: What does a dolphin's penis look like?

A7: It is tapered. It starts out thick and gets narrow toward the tip. When aroused, it is still tapered but it flattens out a little. A groove forms down the center and the thin end curves back to form the characteristic "hook". It'll change color from mottled pink to an almost red depending on how aroused they are. It is also very long, 12 inches on average for the bottlenose dolphin. Spotted dolphins are about 10 inches, common dolphins are about 9 inches, and Commerson's dolphins are the smallest at about 5 inches or less. Dolphins rarely extend the full length of their penises.


Q9: How long, after penetration, does it take for a male dolphin to climax?

Q9: Here I have good news and bad. First the good news: In a few minutes, he may be ready to go again. Now the bad: A dolphin can consider himself a major STUD, if he lasts an average of 12 seconds. I've seen males ejaculate before they even touch anything with their penis. They can last up to around a minute, if gently pleasured by a human hand.


http://www.zoophile.net/dolphin_anatomy.php

Now don't you wish you has a Super Duper Bendable Prehensile Penis???

[edible_eye]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Now don't you wish you has a Super Duper Bendable Prehensile Penis???

sure. i'll take that, although that 12 second duration thing kinda sucks.

ah, what the hell - i'll try it for a day. being ready again in a few minutes just means i can cum more often in that 24 hour span.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

I will admit this part of her Dolphin Schlong Education Hour, disturbed the HELL out of me:

A6: The penis of an aroused dolphin is painfully rigid.

A male dolphin nearly dislocated my knee, while I was allowing him to pleasure himself on me.

Most of the times I've seen a dolphin's penis have been during sexual arousal, so the penis has been pointing in the same direction, toward the dolphin's head and slightly to the left.

When it is erect, the only flexible part is the tip. They will hook it on objects in order to pleasure themselves.

That's just not right...

*Twitch*

[edible_eye]

hahahahahahahahhaha... imagine him telling THAT story while drunk in a bar?

jolly bystander - hey, buddy, why you walking with that limp? (downs some beer)

author - you wouldn't believe it. (gulps a few swallows of ale) a bloody dolphin dislocated my knee while using it to jerk off.

(silence)

jolly bystander who's not so jolly anymore - you come near me and i'll fuckin' kill you, you sick bastard.

[Tall One In Black]

A dear friend calls me Zebra. I think it fits because I am a contradictory, black-and-white, think-in-extremes kind of person. Also, even if I look like others from a distance, up close you'll find that I'm quite unique.

[InvisiGoth]

Originally Posted by winged_dreams

Really? Where do you people learn such interesting facts? O_o*

I want to know the same thing...please, impart to me this source of yours.

[demoncross]

Originally Posted by InvisiGoth

I want to know the same thing...please, impart to me this source of yours.

I guess bestiality is good for something after all

I would be a penguin

Originally Posted by AlKilyu

They aren't ugly, how can you call this ugly?

No I can't say that is ugly.

Or him




or them



What can I say, I'm a sucker for the small dogs....

Oh and Tekajo? Since you say chihuahuas are vicious creatures does that mean I'm a vicious creature? Cause I can be..............

Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

Oh and Tekajo? Since you say chihuahuas are vicious creatures does that mean I'm a vicious creature? Cause I can be..............

Oh, i've had my experiences with fiesty lil creatures...i can so imagine

[Jane13]

My aunt has a chihauhau whose name has a story...

When my cousin was born, his mom wanted his older brother to be involved, so she wanted him to choose a name.

"Well, I want him to have a tough name so I don't have to fight for him all the time..."

"Ok, what's a 'tough' name?"

"Gutz Peterson."

My cousin's name is Scott, the dog's is Gutz.

Jane, cute name for the little guy!

Those are all my dogs, the top being Angus and the other two have their names written above them. Sadly Dexter is no longer with us.

In relation to names Dexter is named for the show Dexter's Laboratory, Bella because she's beautiful and Angus due to my little brother having an obession with AC/DC. I love them all.

[InvisiGoth]

I've changed my mind! I want to be one of these!

[BrokenBluRose]

i would be a pheonix, because they are immortal, and sing beautifully.

[punkirony]

Monkey. Yes, I would be a monkey. They are such beloved creatures and I love then dearly. Plus, throwing poop at people with no reprecutions (sp?) is a big plus!

[BrokenBluRose]

ahaha. poop. also stealing people's shiny objects would be fun too.

[punkirony]

So many possibilities!

[AlKilyu]

I change mine too! I am now "Five Toes", the Two-Tongued Cat!

[BrokenBluRose]

thats a little disturbing..is that really possible to have 2 tounges?...imagine what you could accomplish..

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Good God, I can see where this is going. Not going to say but one can only imagine. Don't think I'm sick, you're all thinking the same thing. I know it. Then again it's just me.

[BrokenBluRose]

yeah...im thinking what you're thinking. people get your minds out from the GUTTER. lol

[polished_wolf_claws]

Originally Posted by Disfunction

It's actually fairly well documented, although pigs don't know enough to have sex for pleasure just yet; I'm rather curious to know the span of a dolphins orgasms.

I don't know how long it's for... but I heard that the force/ amount is enough to shatter safety glass

[polished_wolf_claws]

I would probably Be a wolf if it were any living creature.

any Dead Creature: Thalycaleo Carniflex: The Marsupial Tiger. It had an aposable thumb with a retractable claw. likely swung outta trees and snatched up prey like that.

[CommDante]

I'd be a black cat who has a home with a creative artistic Goth girl who likes to listen to Symphonic Metal. And we'd spent most of the time listening to music. And she'd tell me all about the things that trouble her and weird theories she thought of. And I'd sit on her warm lap listening to her heartbeat and sometimes looking up on what she had created next. And I'd sleep next to her on her bed.
And you're probably bored by now and I've said the word and alot of times ... =P

The and ... err End ^_O