the Corrupted Wishes game

[LiUsAiDh]

Granted, everybody becomes hostile to everybody, and slowly the human race is canibalised. Leaving only Arnold Schwarzenegger and the Hoff to fight it out.

I wish I was less sleepy.

[Beowulf]

Granted, but you drink coffee all day (with lots of sugar) and you temporarily become an insomniac because you drank all that coffee !!!.


I wish I could find that book I`m looking for !!!.

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted but the second you find it the totalitarian gov't bans the book and then burns it..


I wish I had a cook.........

[Wingweaver_The_Vampire]

Granted, but one day the cook get mads at you for ordering more than 25 genres of food for a party, so he poisons your juice.

I wish I can play my electric guitar like hell

[Duane]

Granted, but it's hot as the flames as hell, destroying the earth, ARMAGEDDON!!!

I wish my ex didn't break up with me.

[NightmareInShiningArmour]

Granted but you grow tired of her and feel like breaking up with her but some mysterious force is not allowing you to so it drives you crazy.

I wish that my brother could accept I'm a Goth and get over it.

[Duane]

Granted, but your brother "help" by putting some green day patches, and patches next to them that say real punk, then Stormtrooper of Death comes and kicks your ass.

I wish I lived in a bigger city.

[Aaroneet]

Granted; it size causes you feel insignificant and unknown.

I wish my side didn't hurt today.

[Geoluhread]

It will hurt tomorrow and everyday after that

I wish to go swimming now, and not drown

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted. You go and swim in a open cess pool!!! MWAAHAHAH


I wish I had more vocal talent..

[Geoluhread]

Granted... But then your face is disfigured and you become "a face too ugly for radio"

I wish that i can go to ukraine now...

[Ebbhead]

Granted, but unbeknownst to you, the Soviet Union reforms and invades during your flight. The second you land you're whisked off to the salt mines with no explanation offered.


I wish I wasn't feeling so sick.

[Noirette]

Granted, but now you feel so grate you start shinig and you can't sleep since your too energatic.
(Go drink some tea with lemon and honey.)

I wish I could Live in Finland for a month.

[Saya]

Granted and you have the happiest time of you life, but when you go home after the month is up, you are told you can never visit again and you die of misery.

I wish I could write a horror story so scary anyone who reads it pisses themselves.

[Wingweaver_The_Vampire]

Granted... Everyone reads the story (everyone) cz it's so popular,and at every page the story is as scary as hell so at every page the people really piss in reality, and now when you are walking the streets there's a peeing smell. (you see, since its at every page and its scary, the ppl drink water, of their fright)

I wish I will have the best band in the world that everyone loves

[NightmareInShiningArmour]

Originally Posted by Wingweaver_The_Vampire

Granted... Everyone reads the story (everyone) cz it's so popular,and at every page the story is as scary as hell so at every page the people really piss in reality, and now when you are walking the streets there's a peeing smell. (you see, since its at every page and its scary, the ppl drink water, of their fright)

I wish I will have the best band in the world that everyone loves

Does this make sense to any of you?
and for your wish... would you like to know the meaning of life too??

Anyway, back to the game.
Granted but eventually you kill yourself for some unknown reason.

I wish that I could have a rawkin 'hawk.

[Aaroneet]

Granted; it is all anyone looks at.

I wish I was bald.

[Wingweaver_The_Vampire]

@NightmareInShiningArmour: i meant that ppl pissed at every page they read because they were so scared. As for my wish, wth does it have to do with what u said? and how u granted the wish is stupid.

@Aaroneet: Granted, you woke up the next day magically bald... but whenever you get out of your house and your head is exposed to the sun, your bald head shines really powerfully and everyone in your sight should hide their eyes lol

I wish there wasn't any school uniform.

[TheBloodEternity]

Granted, but you have to go to school in the nude.

I wish I wasn't so dizzy.......

[Wingweaver_The_Vampire]

lollllll omg!
Granted, you faint so you can't feel any dizziness anymore.

I wish iTunes store was in my country

[TheBloodEternity]

Granted, but everyone buys all the technology they can get their hands on, use them while driving, and you die in one of the many car accidents.

I wish something was on tv.

[Wingweaver_The_Vampire]

Granted, a truck falls on your TV lolll (now let's just pretend you said on "the" tv )

I wish i could turn invisible (and then turn back to visible whenever i want to)

[kikrox]

:: ;scary game;

[Wingweaver_The_Vampire]

hehe lol :scared:

[LiUsAiDh]

*just clearing up after kikrox so this isn't on page fucking 3 of general*