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07-24-2008, 03:31 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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Teeth "just when you thought it was safe to go f@#ck women....."
Well i dont do good reviews so im going to keep it short: i think this is the best female revenge film since fatal attraction,and its bloody funny in a really gross kind of way.
official website:
http://www.teethmovie.com/
trailer:
http://www.teethmovie.com/trailer.html
gory highlights: (dont watch if your easily grossed out)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r4bAaydaQ0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ5PzASgnK0
apologies for my crass titling,but the film did rarther remind me of jaws.
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07-24-2008, 04:46 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Wow... that movie is fucking dumb.
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07-24-2008, 09:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Yeah I'm going to have to agree with Kontan
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07-24-2008, 10:13 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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Wait. I've heard of this before. How the hell did this film get green-lighted? This film would be perfect for a super dark/demented MST3K.
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07-24-2008, 11:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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Hm... that's stupid, teethed vags...*looks up, and sees a swarm of winged toothed vaginas*Oh shit...
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07-24-2008, 11:16 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
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I'd see it. Sometimes I enjoy crappy movies. Makes the good ones so much better.
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07-24-2008, 11:53 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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Based on the old legend of Vagina Dentata
I remember reading about it in a mythology encyclopedia one time.
If I remember correctly the evil vagina was defeated by a man bashing out the teeth with a stick, except one, which he left for some reason...
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07-25-2008, 01:06 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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Wow... just wow...
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07-25-2008, 01:27 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey
Based on the old legend of Vagina Dentata
I remember reading about it in a mythology encyclopedia one time.
If I remember correctly the evil vagina was defeated by a man bashing out the teeth with a stick, except one, which he left for some reason...
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"Gee, grandma, what a toothy grin your vagina has!"
"The better to..."
Oh, god, I just made myself vomit in my mouth a little.
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07-25-2008, 01:42 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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This was a pretty fucking good movie.
In fact, professional critics liked it better than Sleepy Hollow, a horror film from the 'genius' mind that the goffik sheep on this website raise up as the end-all-be-all of directors.
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07-25-2008, 01:52 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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I loved Sleepy Hollow, this just seems to take the infinitely ridiculous and bad uber-mini-plot from Blade: Trinity about the vampire with a toothed vagina and bulks it up to feature film length.
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07-25-2008, 01:54 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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I watched a good part of it and rationalized for all the woman loving men out there, that the vagina doesn't bite off your dick unless the woman feels she is in sexual danger.
It's like women fighting back against the rapists and molesters below the belt and it hits hard in that most men are terrified of ever losing anything down there. If you see it as having the intention to depict a young woman fighting back against males, it nicely achieves what it aimed for.
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07-25-2008, 01:58 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by JCC
I loved Sleepy Hollow, this just seems to take the infinitely ridiculous and bad uber-mini-plot from Blade: Trinity about the vampire with a toothed vagina and bulks it up to feature film length.
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Vagina Dentata is an ancient myth, born less of Blade 3 and more of primal fear of emasculation by desire.
I'm astonished that presumably mature people are rejecting this captivating concept and innovative direction within the genre because it's "EWW GROSS". Anyone wondering why the hell Blade: Trinity was even ever produced need look no farther than this mentality.
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07-25-2008, 02:00 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: the belltower that the bats left
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one my favourite aspects of the film is all the bizzare humour it seems to generate in the people who wached it, it took me and my friends 2 days to stop the intermittent s******ing that was caused by a particularly disgusting joke about false teeth.
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07-25-2008, 02:01 AM
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why does g.net censor the word.s.n.i.g.g.e.r.i.n.g ?
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"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
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07-25-2008, 02:06 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Originally Posted by Murasaki eyeliner
why does g.net censor the word.s.n.i.g.g.e.r.i.n.g ?
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Look at what letters are missing...
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07-25-2008, 02:07 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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The 'n' word that can be durogative (sp? corrections please) to dark skinned people is used in the spelling
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07-25-2008, 02:09 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
Look at what letters are missing...
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ah yes,i did notice that but then again lots of other words contain other nasty words.i just didnt understand why this particular word was sensored thats all.
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"If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see."
-Spanish proverb
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
-Mae West
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07-25-2008, 02:10 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Vagina Dentata is an ancient myth, born less of Blade 3 and more of primal fear of emasculation by desire.
I'm astonished that presumably mature people are rejecting this captivating concept and innovative direction within the genre because it's "EWW GROSS". Anyone wondering why the hell Blade: Trinity was even ever produced need look no farther than this mentality.
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I don't think it's gross, I think it seems like a boring and tired theme. Maybe I'll check it out, but the only positive reviews I've heard of it centre less on direction, cinematography, performances, and more on "OMG TEETHY VAGINA" as if this is some sort of hilariously funny and ultimately redeeming feature of a film with very little else to offer. I may bother to download it. But probably not.
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08-11-2008, 04:15 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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oooooh now thats what i call a proper chick flick,methinks i shall download it for my next girls night in.
that said,its never going to be as good as fatal attration,its just not in the same league.but it is funny,in a really disgusting way,which is definatly my kind of humour.
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08-11-2008, 11:25 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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*blink*
That's up there with Edward Penishands. At least that one was funny..
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10-14-2008, 06:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: K-town Tennessee
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Have anyone of you heard of a movie called "I spit on your grave". Most fucked up movie ever. Chick totally cuts this dude pecker off with a kitchen knife while she's giving him a handjob in the bathtub. Reason behind it is because they the guy ***** her fucked up movie crazy revenge.
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10-14-2008, 06:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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Originally Posted by Murasaki eyeliner
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Only in America...
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10-16-2008, 09:13 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: New York
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I loved this movie. It's one of my favorites now. Not as scary as I thought it might be, but it had a great concept.
Vagina Dentata!
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10-16-2008, 04:41 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Lost City of Atlanta
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
Wow... that movie is fucking dumb.
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This looks fucking dumb. But there are some vague similarities involving teeth and private parts.
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