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07-24-2008, 08:41 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Great Balls of Fire!
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5i...VppgAD922EEE80
Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
2 days ago
SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. (AP) — Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.
Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.
Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.
Information from: The Tribune, http://www.sanluisobispo.com
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07-24-2008, 09:22 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Aaaargh.
Nice friends...
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07-24-2008, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
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I don't know why that makes me laugh, but it does.
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07-24-2008, 07:35 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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*Clutching sides* *Hysterical laughter* I'm sorry, I know it's wrong to laugh at what has to be agonizing pain for the man, but that is just really, really funny.
I'm a bad girl. 
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07-24-2008, 08:18 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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I posted it with the intent of being entertaining. It's like the Darwin awards.
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07-24-2008, 08:34 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
I posted it with the intent of being entertaining. It's like the Darwin awards.
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Incidentaly I've been thinking about that and wondering if this would actualy be eligable, it was an act of stupidity, though not on the part of the victim, possibly rendering him infertile. Then again it could be reasoned that he was stupid to let his guard down like that when his friends were drunk and crazy like that. He should at least recieve honorable mention. I hope he hasn't been rendered infertile because of it(unless he doesn't want kids). I think it would be a rather odd conversation topic, especialy if he were to ever talk to his "friends" again, how do you apologise for burning you buddy's balls?
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07-24-2008, 09:18 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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Well, I wouldn't offer to go get drunk as way of apology.
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07-25-2008, 01:21 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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He should not get mad, just even. >
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07-25-2008, 05:35 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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HA! Not to say that this is that closely related, because I don't know the details, but this makes me think of Dave Chapelle's joke about how drunk "white folks"do "some borderline gay shit to while the guys asleep." To think that when you are drunk the thing you think of to do involving your buddy's crotch. Hmmm...
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07-25-2008, 08:10 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: LA, California
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What a bunch of douchebags.
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07-25-2008, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
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Wow. Some friends... I've heard of shaving off someone's eyebrow or drawing on their face with permanent marker, but this... just... *shakes head*
I heard a story (might be urban myth) about a guy who sat his laptop on his lap for too long and got 2nd degree burns on his wang.
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07-25-2008, 09:53 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: US
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I know people who've gotten burnt by they're laptops before...but not second degree and not on they're groin....not that they're admitting anyway
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07-25-2008, 09:59 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
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You know those little bug-bite-burning contraptions that consist of a small incandescent lightbulb behind a wire mesh that you hold on the bug bite and it heats the itch away? My aunt told me to leave it on until I couldn't stand the burning and then leave it on a second or two longer, and 20 minutes later, I could still stand it...
Turns out I burnt a little round hole in my leg...
But it *did* take the itch away...
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07-29-2008, 01:50 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Ahhh...more Bam Margera fans hard at work.
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