Unimatrix_00 Thread

[JCC]

Okay, since we have all been touched by the unique greatness of Unimatrix_00 and her unorthodox style of posting where she says the exact same fucking shit in every goddamn thread, I decided that we should attempt to emulate Unimatrix and hope that we can somehow sample a tiny part of her wonder.

Since we are all sane human beings, our fetish is for stabbing Unimatrix, so let's proceed.



Would you stab Unimatrix? I would stab Unimatrix and I am proud!

[MitsyMayhem]

Hahaha.

Probably in the leg, twice.
No, the hands so they would just stop typing.

[Saya]

Eh. Nah, I can't say I would stab her. Make fun of her for a bit, but thats it. I get the impression that she's very young, and I remember being a foolish teenager and getting obsessive over things, I never had sex when I was a teenager but I imagine if I did it would be on my mind a lot too. I also used to be a total troll on the interwebz when I was like 13 ^_^ I think like all teens she's trying to find something to define herself with, and somehow piss fetish is that thing. A lot of teens can say they are goth, but how many can say they are piss fetishists?

I can elaborate a bit more but I'm super tired and I'm not sure if I'm being coherent, but she's someone I find annoying, yes, but I can tolerate, and sometimes its just funny watching her fly off the handle. Otherwise I think if you don't bait her she'll eventually either go away or grow up a bit (or get bored) and talk about other things.

[disorder]

I'd stab her in her wee hole!

[Wednesday Friday Addams]

I always thought that you face the back part of the toilet, and the little counter type thing was to put your arms, and I always thought in movies when people would poop, people would laugh because they were pooping wrong. But then finally my dad set me straight when he walked in on me :/

[Tam Li Hua]

Stab her..? Naah. I save stabbing for people I know personally IRL.

I would definitely enjoy asking her annoying questions, though. XD

[HumanePain]

I think I would be tempted to take advantage of her natural inclinations by attaching a chrome chain belt about her waist, stand her on an aluminum plate wearing some sort of non-conducting insulated shoes, attach a positive high voltage electrode to the belt and the negative to the aluminum plate she is standing on, and then wait for her to do the predictable thing.

It will be interesting to watch when the stream hits the plate.

[MitsyMayhem]

It has nothing to do with been a teenager.
Hell, I'm 15.
It has to do with being a straight up idiot.

[Tam Li Hua]

Originally Posted by MitsyMayhem

It has nothing to do with been a teenager.
Hell, I'm 15.
It has to do with being a straight up idiot.

Agreed. Idiots can be any age, as can wise and mature folks.

[Disaffected Shoelaces]

Originally Posted by HumanePain

I think I would be tempted to take advantage of her natural inclinations by attaching a chrome chain belt about her waist, stand her on an aluminum plate wearing some sort of non-conducting insulated shoes, attach a positive high voltage electrode to the belt and the negative to the aluminum plate she is standing on, and then wait for her to do the predictable thing.

It will be interesting to watch when the stream hits the plate.

I just did the most evil, sadistic belly-laugh at that.

[JCC]

What would your method of stabbing be?

And let's note please that no discussion beyond this subject can occur, conversation is only fun when it's about THE SAME FUCKING THING PERPETUALLY.

[Mir]

Are you guys really that bored, or has she got you all worked up over something you could just as easily have ignored?

[Tam Li Hua]

Originally Posted by Mir

Are you guys really that bored, or has she got you all worked up over something you could just as easily have ignored?

I will gladly admit it's because I'm bored.

[DruLaCroix]

Originally Posted by Mir

Are you guys really that bored, or has she got you all worked up over something you could just as easily have ignored?

I say the answer is yes. As annoying as Uni has been, is it not equally annoying to post threads about how annoying she is? At least they are in the appropriate section. Yet, I find it odd that as much as JCC seems to dislike her, he obsesses over her enough to not only reference her, but attempt to strictly enforce the topic, as well as changing his custom status to have her name. Of course, the human mind is quite capable of acting irrationally.

[Mir]

Tam: You're bored? [rubs you in all the right places]


DruLaCroix: I like you already. You're new here, right?

[MitsyMayhem]

It's because I'm bored.

[DruLaCroix]

Originally Posted by Mir

DruLaCroix: I like you already. You're new here, right?

Yeah. I'm new. I am also bored. And while I am taking the more benign approciate of surfing the boards to alleviate it, I understand that others like harassing people. But what I don't understand is it appears that JCC is attempting to be cool, yet in another post he said he was very popular. Why does someone who is cool and have lots of friends need to strive to seem even cooler? It's just a bit perplexing. But don't get me wrong, I think JCC is funny and intelligent. It's just that these multiple "Uni Sucks" posts are a bit redundant and somehow kind of indicates she's won by striking nerves. Of course, there is always that boredom factor, which is why I am even addressing this topic in the first place.

[Mir]

DruLaCroix, you're new here, so it will all seem a little odd to you. Just go through random threads, follow the lines of 'conversation', and you will realize how things really are over here.

This will result in one of two things. You will stop posting/visiting here regularly, or, you will fall in line with the 'popular' one's and attack others. [shrug]

[Tam Li Hua]

Originally Posted by Mir

Tam: You're bored? [rubs you in all the right places]

Whoa! Careful there, cowboy. You're gonna make my boyfriend jealous! XD

Besides, I think I'm a bit old for you.

[Mir]

Sweetheart, you're only about an year older than I. Besides, I've known you longer. Furthermore, you can't deny that you have feelings for me. :P

[DruLaCroix]

Oh I know what it's like here. It's no different than Sykospark where I come from, except there is more of it. Well, I'm still there and active when it's active.

I do like it here. I'm going to stay. It's fun. I'm not attacking JCC. Just questioning him.

[Tam Li Hua]

Originally Posted by Mir

DruLaCroix, you're new here, so it will all seem a little odd to you. Just go through random threads, follow the lines of 'conversation', and you will realize how things really are over here.

This will result in one of two things. You will stop posting/visiting here regularly, or, you will fall in line with the 'popular' one's and attack others. [shrug]

I'm all for starting a new precedent, wherein people ignore those that annoy them, and people speak civilly and respectfully to each other. [Also in that folks don't fly off the handle or are extremely over-sensitive.]

!!!VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!

[Mir]

Meh, questioning someone just results in a long, drawn out argument with both sides trying to prove their superiority. I don't have the time for that. I have a job, and bills to pay and shit.

[Mir]

Originally Posted by Tam Li Hua

I'm all for starting a new precedent, wherein people ignore those that annoy them, and people speak civilly and respectfully to each other. [Also in that folks don't fly off the handle or are extremely over-sensitive.]

!!!VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!

Whereas, I'm happy to be a part of such a revolution, I know that such a revolution is doomed to failure.

[Tam Li Hua]

Originally Posted by Mir

Sweetheart, you're only about an year older than I. Besides, I've known you longer. Furthermore, you can't deny that you have feelings for me. :P

My bad! For some reason I thought you were younger! Sorry about that! x_x;;;

In that case, I'll ask my bf if he doesn't mind if I have a new 'friend'.