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08-22-2008, 05:12 AM
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#2601
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
Posts: 879
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Technically I stopped it! mwuhahaha!
And as for your wish, granted but seeing as this is the CORRUPTED wishes thread, your wish is corrupted and you die.
I wish that chocolate didn't make you so thirsty.
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08-22-2008, 05:17 AM
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#2602
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Lebanon -.-
Posts: 313
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Granted, it becomes poisonous and you die. (since you corrupt my every wish by unoriginally making me die O.o)
I wish that I have a wish to wish.
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08-22-2008, 05:21 AM
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#2603
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
Posts: 879
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Granted? but you die (omg you never saw that coming!)
(next time I'll actually think of something original).
I wish that my imagination was more active.
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08-22-2008, 05:23 AM
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#2604
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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granted but a fatal accident leaves your crippled and mentally retarded to the point where you can't express yourself.
I wish me and Steve could meet up sometime soon.
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08-22-2008, 05:28 AM
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#2605
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
Posts: 879
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Granted but when you do meet up it just turns into an awkward silence and you sit there fidgeting and looking around.
I wish that there were more opportunities for me where I live...
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08-22-2008, 07:09 AM
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#2606
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Granted, U have have a chance to become a cultist of flying sausage
I wish somebody buy me some chocolate
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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08-22-2008, 08:11 AM
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#2607
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted, I will buy you chocolate covered roaches....
I wish penis tasted better...
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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08-22-2008, 10:00 AM
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#2608
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
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GRANTED : D
I'd hate to ruin this for you as it is a great thing... but...
The penis turns into chocolate and it melts... Its you choice where it melts... ;D
I'm a dirty bastard
EDIT: Shit I forgot to make a wish...
erm erm...
I WISH I HAD AIDS
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08-22-2008, 10:28 AM
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#2609
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
Posts: 1,153
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Granted you get AIDS, but you get cured by a fairy who talks to you about safe sex until you die of cancer at the age of 97.
I wish phones didn't exist.
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Pie Jesu domine..... Donna eis requiem - *thwack*
'To become truly immortal, a work of art must escape all human limits: logic and common sense will only interfere. But once these barriers are broken, it will enter the realms of childhood visions and dreams.' - Giorgio de Chirico
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08-22-2008, 03:05 PM
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#2610
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted, we all develop telepathy but now you cant hang up on people any more..
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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08-23-2008, 05:27 AM
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#2611
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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U don't wish!!!
Well,take minw
I wish the next Olympic will be underwater, somewhere around Pacific ocean
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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08-23-2008, 07:48 AM
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#2612
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
Posts: 954
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Granted, but...well, hell...it solves itself. xD
I wish every boy was as adorable as Shade. :3
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08-23-2008, 08:14 AM
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#2613
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Granted, but none of the as good spirited as he is... They're just idiots...
I wish my sister would bring her cat with her...
I love cats
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― Jack Osborne
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08-23-2008, 08:24 AM
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#2614
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
Posts: 954
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Granted, but they turn into gremlins. :O
I wish I had cat ears. *sniffle*
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08-23-2008, 08:29 AM
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#2615
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
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Granted... but they grow on your bum instead of your head... and when you have sex the person goes "ZOMG U HAS CAT EARZ ON UR BUTTOX"
And then you feel sad...
I wish I had a new graphics card for my computer... which is ATI compatible this time -.-
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08-23-2008, 08:31 AM
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#2616
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
Posts: 954
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Granted but it baa's like a sheep. =O.o=
I wish I didn't hate my feet.
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08-23-2008, 08:38 AM
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#2617
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Granted
But you hate your entire body except your feet,.,
@Metabolik, it's like you are reading my mind,. I would kill for a new graphic card!!
I wish i had an internet connection *sigh*
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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08-23-2008, 08:41 AM
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#2618
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
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Granted... but the connection is slower that the first pentium chip <|:3
And how do you know I'm not reading you mind ;D
I wish I had a new double bass yamaha drum kit.
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08-23-2008, 08:43 AM
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#2619
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Uh!! You totally are!!
I want any drum kit... I just want one...!!
Beh...
Granted, But your parents forbid you to play on it
I wish metabolik would stop reading my mind!!
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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08-23-2008, 08:45 AM
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#2620
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
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Granted, Instead I can see what your doing at any time ;D
I wish you would make a wish for me :3
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08-23-2008, 08:48 AM
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#2621
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
Posts: 954
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Granted, but government agents stand around watching your every click! Wait.......<.< >.>
I wish I had all the clothes ever stolen from me. :/
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08-23-2008, 09:17 AM
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#2622
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
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Granted, but you get them all dirty 
I wish I was amazingly amazing
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08-23-2008, 09:20 AM
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#2623
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Granted... But you stink away all girls...
I wish for a wish
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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08-23-2008, 09:20 AM
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#2624
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
Posts: 954
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^^= How could I grant what's already in place? ;3
I wish I had retractable tentacles of DOOM!
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08-23-2008, 09:25 AM
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#2625
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Granted but you can't properly control them and accidentally end up tentacle ****** yourself in the ear
I wish I had more food in this apartment
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