the Corrupted Wishes game

[DementiaNocturne]

Granted, but it all tasted like imitation cheese.

I wish I remembered to eat more compound sugars. -_-''

[Wingweaver_The_Vampire]

Granted, but you now have diabetes.
I wish i could have Underwater Ophelia's password so that I could apologize to everyone that is mad at her and post things that aren't of her personality, just for fun lol

[DementiaNocturne]

I have Hypoglycemia as is. xD
Granted, but she gets your's as well. :O

I wish this corndog was more filling...*sniffle*

[Aaroneet]

Granted; it's so filling that you never want to eat again.

I wish I didn't always jump to extremes.

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted you become so apathetic that you have no responce to anything..


I wish that otakon (an anime convention) lasted all year..

[TheBloodEternity]

Granted, everyone is at otakon 24/7 and doesn't want to do anything else, and you kill yourself from boredom and repetition.

I wish I didn't finish up books so quickly.

[Wingweaver_The_Vampire]

same here Granted. Every page now takes 1 hour.
I wish I had a voodoo doll

[Barghest]

You have the coolest Voodoo doll ever. Only it's of you and you can't get rid of it. Your very life force is wrapped up in the doll. If it's in your pocket and you sit on it, you'll break your ribs. If it gets poked with a pencil in your backpack, you'll get a huge deep cut that starts bleeding uncontrollably. If you wrap it in cloth to protect it, you'll suffocate. If someone takes it away from you, you'll die.

I wish I had something that was said to be worth a lot on Antiques Roadshow.

[Solumina]

Granted, the silly looking teapot that has been in your family forever, mainly being used by children to serve tea to dollies, is worth about $35,000. You are so excited when you hear its value that you jump and accidentally knock it over, shattering it into thousands of pieces.

I wish that I could get a decent part time job

[$haDe]

Granted, But you have to do all of them for free


I wish A million dollar jewel fall from the sky

[Nocturne Midnight]

Granted but it impales your skull.

I wish I knew kung fu.

[NightmareInShiningArmour]

Originally Posted by DementiaNocturne

Granted, but...well, hell...it solves itself. xD

I wish every boy was as adorable as Shade. :3

Shade is a guy?
Damn he's sexy.





Granted Shade. But you don't catch the jewel, it falls in to a huge lake which is very deep and no body ever finds it.
How lame lol.

I wish that I could understand my girlfriend over the phone.

[NightmareInShiningArmour]

God damn it! Why does everyone do that?
Granted, you know kung fu, but you get into a fight with another kung fuist(?) and get paralyzed, unable to use kung fu again.

EDIT: Refer to wish in previous post.

[Aaroneet]

Granted; you won't be interested in a word she says.

I wish I had something to do today.

[NightmareInShiningArmour]

Granted, you complain about how you are doing nothing.

I wish that I didn't sweat so much.

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted, it lands on you and smooshes you to death...

I wish I was a playful wind...

[Wingweaver_The_Vampire]

Granted, but a wind is... how to put it... "immortal", so for all eternity you have nothing to do but to play around in the air... And you can't even commit suicide. Wow.
I wish I had an iPhone

[Geoluhread]

Granted, but it gets stolen a day after you get it

I wish my sister's kitten isn't so demonic and would just calm the Fuck down!!

[LiUsAiDh]

Granted, the kitten turns into an angel, and stalks you, highlighting your sins to the world. Eventually you are overwrought with guilt, and kill yourself.

I wish I could see my friends more in the holidays.

[Nocturne Midnight]

Granted, you see your friends so much that you get sick of them and eventually you kill them all but the police catch you and you get life in prison.

I wish I was better looking.

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted but you look soooo good that everyone is to imtimidated to come near you..


I wish I could go to Taiwon (Peoples republic of china) with my BF.

[Nocturne Midnight]

Granted, but all of your luggage gets stolen and your boyfriend gets beat up by some Triads.

I wish I could Lucid Dream.

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted but in all of them you go to Taiwan and get your ass kicked by triads!!!


I wish that Miyavi would come and visit me!

[DementiaNocturne]

Granted but I sneak in and seduce him!! *nosebleed*

I wish I still had my gas-mask....

[Nocturne Midnight]

Granted, but you find it has become too small to wear and too ugly to display.

I wish I had some good absinthe.