the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 106

BLEED REBELION!!! · 08-15-2008, 01:26 PM

Granted,But the devil kicks your ass.

I wish my mom would let me hang with my BF when/where ever I want.

Geoluhread · 08-15-2008, 01:32 PM

Granted... But as a condition, she must always stick around!!

I wish i had showtime subscription =<

BLEED REBELION!!! · 08-15-2008, 01:37 PM

Granted, but showtime suddenly turns into a 2 girls 1 cup style porn station...

I wish I had every Manga/Anime that I would ever like to read/watch...

Geoluhread · 08-15-2008, 02:05 PM

Lol!! That made me laugh !! Hehe

Granted, But then your house gets caught on fire, and not only the anime and manga collection is ruined, so is everything else...

I wish my mouth didn't bleed so much all the time

Aaroneet · 08-15-2008, 03:25 PM

Granted; your ears bleed instead.

I wish that my dinner would be ready sooner.

Solumina · 08-15-2008, 03:31 PM

Granted but it tastes horrible and you get food poisoning

I wish that this storm would keep going because it is wonderfully exciting

Geoluhread · 08-15-2008, 05:11 PM

Granted... It goes on and causes your and everyone else's houses to flood (or if it's just wind, it'll blow everything far away)

I wish to die while cuddling with my boyfriend...

Solumina · 08-15-2008, 06:46 PM

hm...flooding on the third floor would be an awful lot of water

Granted you die in his arms, he however does not die and is completely disgusted when you release bodily fluids on him, ruining his loving memory of you forever

I wish that I was more certain of my future

IsolatedReptile · 08-15-2008, 10:27 PM

Granted. Then the more certain you are, you realize you have the power to decide what occurs in your future, until one day you wish the car in front of you that cut you off gets in an accident. As the fates so decided, the person crashes into you.

I wish I knew how to shave without cutting my Adam's Apple every time.

$haDe · 08-16-2008, 06:11 AM

Granted, But U have to used the hatchet and shaved infront of at least a hundred witnesses

I wish I can live abroad..

Geoluhread · 08-16-2008, 06:29 AM

Granted, But the only country you get to go to is somalia >.<

(Shade, i'm bored, wanna chat on msn?)

I wish they put more onions in my whopper!!

$haDe · 08-16-2008, 06:35 AM

I don't really have one,sry Geo
When i have to chat(report and homework of stuffs), i'll use my bf's

here's ur wish

Granted,The onions was genetically modified to be some kind of killing machine..

I wish somebody blow my house with dynamite at this moment
(sound funny?)

Geoluhread · 08-16-2008, 06:41 AM

Granted ... But it'll explode with you, your family and friends in there
And you'll be the only survivor

I wish i can read faster so i can finish those 8 books i just bought

$haDe · 08-16-2008, 07:20 AM

Granted
U got a paper cut and bleeding to death...

I wish somebody will break into my house and whacked my skull open...so hard that my eyeballs popped out with a baseball bat
For the headache i'm having right now

Aaroneet · 08-16-2008, 08:34 AM

Granted; it worsens the headache.

I wish I could leave today instead of tomorrow for the Berkshires.

$haDe · 08-17-2008, 03:08 AM

Granted
But you wake up late...

I wish I finish the school now.

Geoluhread · 08-17-2008, 03:31 AM

Granted... You die

I wish my boyfriend would respond to my IMs!! *not saying that we're gonna break up*

Scareebowfairy · 08-17-2008, 04:12 AM

I don't know all the details but ok...

Granted... He responds, telling you he slipped up one night, he now has an STD and hopes you'll forgive him for being dick!

I wish I could write a bestseller novel.

Geoluhread · 08-17-2008, 04:30 AM

(He was at his lunch break >.<)

Granted... But after writing it your hands get Cut off in a car accident, and you spend all the money on trying to fix that... You develope depression and kill your self!!

I wish i had milk so i can eat more corn flakes

Scareebowfairy · 08-17-2008, 04:59 AM

Ha ha

Granted...you grow an extra 2 pairs of breasts that alway's produce milk
you never have to buy more milk again. In fact your whole family milks you for a dairy treat.

I wish i had the ability to move objects with my mind

Geoluhread · 08-17-2008, 05:30 AM

Lol!! That made me laugh hard *mom bought milk right after i posted, my wishes seem to come true today*

Granted... But every time you move an object you lose a part of your soul, so you end up an empty being...

I wish my tooth grew fast to fill this ugly gap

(heartofflames) · 08-17-2008, 06:15 AM

Granted. Your tooth grows faster than ever, leaving you with the wrong tooth in the wrong gap.

I wish there was something on tv to watch.

Geoluhread · 08-17-2008, 07:00 AM

Granted, But as soon as you find your favorite show, the tv explodes...

I wish that dad agrees on me going to this party next week *fingers crossed*

Calypso · 08-18-2008, 02:40 AM

Granted, but your dad attends the party with you, instists on fixing that loose cable, and ends up exploding the building.

I wish I could find a cure for insomnia that didn't involve dieing, pills, shots, or sleeping forever. =P

DementiaNocturne · 08-18-2008, 02:52 AM

Granted, but you'll never have the drive to move again.

I wish I was in Newfoundland with my master. =Y~Y=