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08-26-2008, 05:33 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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Granted, but then people never die and the earth overpopulates and you end up living with 50 other people in a 1 bedroom house.
I wish eye makeup didn't run so easily on me.
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"Lucifer was an idiot, it wound up lord and master of nothing at all."
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08-26-2008, 06:08 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 462
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Granted. It now runs with great difficulty and trips up over your eyebrows, your nose and your lips. Finally, it gets so mad at not being able to run easily anymore, that it decides to call a cab and drives all over your face instead. Bad eye makeup!
I wish I had the ability to sense more dimensions.
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08-26-2008, 06:15 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
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Granted, however they are so horrifying you go mad.
I wish Castlevania was real so I could break a candle and get 50 dollars.
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08-27-2008, 01:33 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
Posts: 879
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Granted but you get an incredibly deep paper cut from the money and it results in your death, by infection.
I wish that we had more Parmesan cheese >=[
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08-27-2008, 02:04 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
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Granted, you have so much parmesian you suffocate in it.
I wish I could meet Siouxsie Sioux.
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08-27-2008, 02:08 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
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Granted but you have to take me with you.
That's my corruption. 
I wish that I could see the Cruxshadows live
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08-27-2008, 03:09 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
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Granted but you have to take me and a bottle of the green fairy with you.
That's MY corruption. 
I wish I could play guitar better.
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08-27-2008, 04:38 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Granted, but the string accidently cut off both of ur hands
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Granted but you have to take me with you.
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Me too !!! take me ! take me!! TAKe Me !!!
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I wish there's a carnival or something alike infront of my house now
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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08-27-2008, 04:45 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted but all the patrons of the carnival use your bathroom and make it disgusting (worse the CBGB)..
I wish for happieness!!
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08-27-2008, 04:49 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Granted,But I sad ,instead
i wish I'll b happier when my school is open
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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08-27-2008, 05:33 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
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Granted but then it burns to the ground.
I wish my hair was more awesome.
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08-27-2008, 05:43 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
Posts: 1,153
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Granted. Your hair becomes more awesome than you are, and fucks off to find somebody else's head to live on; because you're not cool enough for it.
I wish I could go on holiday (abroad) soon.
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'The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.' - Salvador Dali
Pie Jesu domine..... Donna eis requiem - *thwack*
'To become truly immortal, a work of art must escape all human limits: logic and common sense will only interfere. But once these barriers are broken, it will enter the realms of childhood visions and dreams.' - Giorgio de Chirico
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08-27-2008, 06:02 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
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Granted, you drop everything and go and see the world. When you come back, you find you have become impoverished forcing you to live on the streets and sell used tissues.
I wish I was slightly built and slightly muscular.
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08-27-2008, 07:26 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Granted; you realize that you don't appreciate your newfound bulkiness but are too in love with lifting weights to change your build.
I wish I could start school this week instead of next.
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08-28-2008, 02:40 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
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Granted but you get bullied so much so that you kill yourself.
I wish that I knew it was that my girlfriend wants to tell me but won't!!!!!!
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08-28-2008, 05:31 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Granted,U knew but she don't want to tell u anymore
I wish 3 Canadians guy who came abroad will be nice to me.. in the upcoming 1ST DAY OF HIGHSCHOOL !!!
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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08-28-2008, 06:42 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
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Granted; they're only kind for one day.
I wish I had a father instead of an attention-seeking shadow of a man.
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08-28-2008, 07:36 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
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Granted, but to keep the household together he has to work extra jobs and you end up almost never seeing him.
I wish that I could get money without working... haha
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08-28-2008, 07:39 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Nowhere, New Mexico
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Granted: a suitcase with 3million dollars appears at your feet, a bank robber throws it there and the cops persueing him attack you. You are thrown in Jail for the rest of your life!
I wish I could concentrate on my Philosophy homework instead of falling asleep
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08-28-2008, 07:43 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
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Granted, but you then fall asleep during class instead of getting the work done and fail.
I wish that mum had bought a decent quiche... >=[
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08-28-2008, 09:01 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Granted!!! She crashed and died while u r making ur wish
I wish I'll have a happy colleage's life
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I wish I had a father instead of an attention-seeking shadow of a man.
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U want my dad? Let's switch
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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08-28-2008, 04:03 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Nowhere, New Mexico
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Granted: but you never stated how long. Your wish may only last a week or two... such as it usually happens.
I wish I get high grades in all of my college classes!
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I know nothing of God... Or the Devil. I have never seen a vision, nor learned a secret that wuold damn or save my soul...
~*~Angelic Vision of Distruction~*~
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08-28-2008, 06:21 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted, but you get them by screwing your professors...
I wish that I had a best friend who spoke japanese so we could practice together...
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
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" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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08-28-2008, 06:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Granted but she turns out to have watched too much Monty Python, and starts teaching you the wrong phrases, so instead of "Toire wa doko desu ka?" you say the Japanese equivalent of "My nippes explode with delight!"
I wish I could trade my Newfie accent for a southern belle accent.
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08-28-2008, 07:00 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted, but as soon as you trade you start to hate it..
I wish Saya would be my online Japanese study buddy!
(assuming she speaks japanese)
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
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" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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