the Corrupted Wishes game

[$haDe]

^ Normally,it's a twisted wish after all. But due to the situation around here.... Omg..I'm a little scared you know?

Granted!! But you posted in the wrong board and wondering if you make it time that you posted a thousand replies and broke both of your hands.


I wish I'll gain more money in my part-time work

[TheBloodEternity]

Granted, you become rich and conceited and nobody likes you.

I wish I didn't worry about stuff so much.

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted, you have such a apathetic attitude that you eventually walk in front of a bus ..


I wish that I had enough time in the day to practice and study everything that I need to do..

[TheBloodEternity]

Granted, night never comes and you never get any sleep.

I wish flaming wasn't so fun. =(

[Metabolik]

Granted, everything freezes because no one flames (remember kids, life is nothing without flaming)

I wish I had more milkshake and cookies.

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted. But then I kill you with an ancient torture device....


I wish that my life an d future will be positive fufilling and happy.

[Metabolik]

Granted, but because you forgot grammer, your life is flooded with the word "positive"

I wish I was gay

[TheBloodEternity]

Granted, you can't keep yourself from humping every guy you see, even random guys in the street, and land yourself in a mental institution.

I wish I weren't sick;

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted. No one of the same sex wants you and they continually try to convince you that you only think your gay because you are trying to fit in with the emo crowd (yeah stereo type..)


I wish for world peace... (lmao)

[Metabolik]

Granted, the world becomes to boring that everyone kills themselves

I wish my food automatically heated itself up.

[TheBloodEternity]

Granted, you burn yourself.

I wish I had food.

[Ms.Moth]

granted but its full of worms.

I wish I could make art again

[Metabolik]

Granted, the art comes alive and stabs Elton John to death.

I wish my friend wasn't an asshole

[Ms.Moth]

that would be brilliant, thank you young man!

granted, but you become one instead!

[Metabolik]

NOOOOOOOOOOO
*turns into a brown hole*

x3
You didn't make a wish so that is your corruption mwahahaha

I wish you made a wish about goldfish

[Ms.Moth]

oh crap!

...I missed my wish!!

granted, I wish something about a fish but then as a result you turn into one and we swim away together but get eaten by Jaws.

I wish my cat could talk..in english

[TheBloodEternity]

I read that as get eaten by jews, lol.

Granted, he never shuts up.

I wish I didn't have to paint my nails.

[Ms.Moth]

HAHAHAHHAAHAH EATEN BY JEWS, what a way to go!!

granted, they are forever black, red, or whatever colour you desire but they become invisible to the human eye.

I wish I didn't like chocolate

[Aaroneet]

Granted; it becomes ubiquitous to the point where it is our only source of food and you die of starvation because you adamantly refuse to eat it.

I wish I didn't have carpal tunnel.

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted. Instead you have herpes........


I wish I could "pop lock and drop it" while on skates/roller bkades"

[DementiaNocturne]

Granted, but you become stuck on the drop and wind up in a spiffy steam-powered wheelchair.

I wish txt speak did not exist.

[LetheanBlacklight]

Granted, but phone plans charge big monies per lettre and an average txt message costs roughly $24.65.

I wish I could control weather to my whims

[DementiaNocturne]

Granted, but rather than changing when you decide otherwise, all weathers just stack.

I wish I was chibi.

[biohazard]

Granted. But now that you are chibi a group of ugly fat otakus follows you everywhere and pulls on your cheeks, takes photos of you, and doesn't leave you alone. At your school/work, people pick on you for being cute and small.

I wish that this winter is a rather warm one.

[Nocturne Midnight]

Granted, however this is only because the nuclear bombs have dropped. It's warm, like really warm for a while. And then everything dies and it gets really cold.

I wish I was a real Jedi and had a lightsaber.