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08-26-2008, 04:53 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Clubbing seals
Fun or just an entertaining past-time every now and then?
I say fun!!!!!!
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08-26-2008, 04:54 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: US
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*SMACK*.... They never see it coming.... jk
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08-26-2008, 05:01 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
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Depends on the seal.
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08-26-2008, 05:04 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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No seals where I live, so I club bunnies.
Unfortunately, there aren't really any bunnies here either so they're someone's pet.
jk.
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08-26-2008, 05:09 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: In my living room, dancing badly to Muse
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How about going clubbing with Seal?
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08-26-2008, 06:37 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Out of my mind.
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So a seal walks in to a club...
Yeah, I know.
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08-26-2008, 06:51 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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I only go clubbing with non-drinking seals, but since a seal who doesn't drink is like a goldfish who doesn't drink I never go. Maybe I should try hang gliding with snakes...
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08-26-2008, 06:53 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: In my living room, dancing badly to Muse
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Snakes on a hangglider...
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08-26-2008, 07:28 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking hang glider!
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08-26-2008, 07:33 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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Lmao!
aldkjg
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08-26-2008, 07:41 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Out of my mind.
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I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking hang glider!
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Fucking seals! Get off my dick!
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08-27-2008, 10:43 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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Ah but would you smoke pot with a porpoise?
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08-27-2008, 10:51 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
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When i was small I used to club this dumb cat on my road. It was so dumb, it always came back to me when I went "whish whish whish". Looking back I kinda regret tormenting the poor thing. But I was only 13 at the time so I didn't know any better.
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08-27-2008, 01:33 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Near Southampton
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13 is easily old enough to know.
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08-27-2008, 01:39 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
Fun or just an entertaining past-time every now and then?
I say fun!!!!!!
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Hell, yes. We beat the living colours out of these seals.
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08-27-2008, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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Originally Posted by Unimatrix 00
When i was small I used to club this dumb cat on my road. It was so dumb, it always came back to me when I went "whish whish whish". Looking back I kinda regret tormenting the poor thing. But I was only 13 at the time so I didn't know any better.
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Holy fuck, do you seriously believe that 13 years old is not old enough to know that you aren't supposed to beat up small animals?
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08-27-2008, 03:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Yeah after about 5 you really should know better
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08-27-2008, 07:39 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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If you're 13 and doing stuff like that you have some problems (Not trying to judge)
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08-29-2008, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
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Fuck off I don't have problems.
I was young and foolish. As I said, I kinda regret it. Maybe it's where I grew up, we did these things and it wasn't frowned upon. But we did. And I know better now. I know I can't do it anymore. So I stopped.
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08-29-2008, 11:02 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: in a boreing little section in a small town within Michigan
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i'm glad u do
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08-29-2008, 11:04 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Originally Posted by Unimatrix 00
Fuck off I don't have problems.
I kinda regret it. I know I can't do it anymore. So I stopped.
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You heartless bitch. It almost seems like the only reason you don't do it anymore is because you can't get away with it. You clubbed a poor, innocent cat? You know what? You're small and rather dumb, how about I come over there and club you in the head a few dozen times?
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08-29-2008, 11:11 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
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Ha. Ha. Very funny. I don't know why people get so "OMG" about animals anyway. Humanity has, and still does, just as bad things to other humans.
Is it any different from hunting? At least I didn't kill it. The worst I did was wrap a scarf over its head and bonk it once. it's not like i did it millions of times either. I only bonked it over the head 2 times at a time.
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08-29-2008, 11:29 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
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Originally Posted by Unimatrix 00
I was young and foolish.
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Thirteen isn't that fucking young. I knew better than you when I was 4.
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I don't know why people get so "OMG" about animals anyway.
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Because humans forget that they too are animals. And, anyway, just because we deem ourselves the most fucking intelligent species in the universe, doesn't give us the right to harm other species.
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Humanity has, and still does, just as bad things to other humans.
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And exactly how are you justifying your actions by saying that?
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Is it any different from hunting?
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Yes. One, after hunting the animal is usually eaten, therefore its death wasn't worthless. And, two, the methods of killing in hunting (the legal ones anyway) are comparatively painless and more humane than beating a small cat for no reason.
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08-29-2008, 11:47 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by Unimatrix 00
Is it any different from hunting? At least I didn't kill it. The worst I did was wrap a scarf over its head and bonk it once. it's not like i did it millions of times either. I only bonked it over the head 2 times at a time.
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Not that hunting is the most admirable and humane occupation, but hunters are usually motivated by either a desire for challenge and sport or a need for food, not pure sadism.
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08-29-2008, 11:51 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Originally Posted by Unimatrix 00
Ha. Ha. Very funny. I don't know why people get so "OMG" about animals anyway. Humanity has, and still does, just as bad things to other humans.
Is it any different from hunting? At least I didn't kill it. The worst I did was wrap a scarf over its head and bonk it once. it's not like i did it millions of times either. I only bonked it over the head 2 times at a time.
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You're just an animal too. Not a very evolved one either. How about I wrap your head in a scarf and "bonk" you two times with a Louisevill Slugger?
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