the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 9

polished_wolf_claws · 10-23-2005, 10:17 PM

Granted! You are suddenly diagnosed with a rare form of flesh eating disease on your face and torso that is only treated there. You recover, but lose most of your face and your left eye.

I wish for a Loyal Army of lemmings

edible_eye · 10-24-2005, 01:45 AM

granted. and moments after they amass for yur bidding, one slips and falls over a cliff - followed by the rest. where did the cliff come from, you may ask? doesn't matter. that's just the way it played out.

deal.

i wish i could drink on the job.

edible_eye · 10-24-2005, 01:51 AM

granted. however, it works in reverse. and it's an angry, depressed-mood mood ring. and someone put crazy glue on the inside before you slipped it on. enjoy your trip to hell, essentially.

i wish i could smell darkangel's skin, especially after seeing that cleavage shot. i'm momentarily obsessed.

edible_eye · 10-24-2005, 02:26 AM

granted. and you explode.

i wish i was more awake for the drive home later.

polished_wolf_claws · 10-24-2005, 10:59 AM

Granted, but the Gods use the most wonderful *Not really* mundane source of awakeness.... Crack...... you begin to tweek out and eventually you are a tailgunner from WWII.... effectively hopping into the back seat and Shooting "nazis" .... your car explodes and you are burnt and blinded beyond belief.

Now I wish for my loyal army of undead lemmings..... with parachutes on em.

polished_wolf_claws · 10-24-2005, 12:32 PM

*But I already was insane*

Granted, But you do so by filletting, then frying YOURSELF on live television.

*Top that Meal, Emeril!*

I wish for my lemming army to have aposable thumbs

TheKorovaMilkbar · 10-24-2005, 02:05 PM

Granted, thus world peace was established and everyone lived happily ever after.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ariis

Denied. And you lose the two you have.

I wish those vampiresses would protect me from
K_M and you or K_M at least

I wish Ariis was tied up next to some torture tools so I could have fun while pleasuring M_I.

Double the pleasure, double the fun.

Ariis · 10-24-2005, 03:39 PM

Granted.

You get to become a doctor after passing
every college and med school course.
But when the scalple is in your hand,
you cause massive bleeding.
You get sued for malpractice and the
insurance co. uses a technicality to
leave you high and dry and broke.
One more thing after costing the hospital
so much money, You're Fired!!!!!

I wish I could die so K_M would stop
torturing me!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ariis · 10-24-2005, 03:49 PM

Granted. It's all you say now. Even when you're
miles away from the set. You sound crazy and
you get committed to a mental institution.

I wish I knew a bit about the guy or girl that
just sent me to hell so I can find out who to
haunt for the rest of my underworldly existence.

Ariis · 10-24-2005, 03:58 PM

Granted. They shrink your thighs down
making you look real sexy. But you have an allergic
reaction to the chemical that is exchanged for
the fat. You die and go strtaight to hell for
your vanity.

while you're down here...

I wish I knew whether to torment you
or make love to you.

Ariis · 10-24-2005, 04:10 PM

Granted. Noone is interested in you just for sex
but when you want it, they keep saying no.

I wish I was a god so I can get out of hell.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-24-2005, 06:10 PM

granted.....you get out of hell but you end up back in my dungeon wth K_M.
enjoy.....

i wish i didnt have to do anything today

Ariis · 10-24-2005, 06:28 PM

Granted. You don't even play with me
or K_M.

I wish I was stolen away by another
group of vampire girls that claimed me as
a sex slave and didn't answer to anyone.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-24-2005, 06:38 PM

granted......but i steal you and add you to my collection of sex slaves.

i wish my son could make his own breakfast without making such a mess.

Ariis · 10-24-2005, 06:43 PM

Granted... he becomes a neat freak and he
cleans everything out including your sex toys.

I wish I was a vampire.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-24-2005, 06:48 PM

granted.......but you soon find out you are allergic to blood.

i wish i could be a vampire too! (it sounds fun)

edible_eye · 10-24-2005, 07:00 PM

granted. your first, intended victim is a slayer though. bad choice. the crack of your breastbone as the stake pierces your heart echoes through the darkness...

i wish i had diet coke instead of coca cola zero.

Ariis · 10-24-2005, 07:08 PM

Denied , but how about a taste of bloodweiser?

I wish i wasn't allergic to blood.

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 01:26 AM

granted. now it just outright kills you.

i wish i had another sandwich.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-25-2005, 01:30 AM

Granted.....but it's a 2 month old sandwich with a flavoured condom wedged in the middle.

I wish I had a jetpack

*EDIT: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!! Dark Angel keeps beating me.

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 01:33 AM

darkangel - granted. the party is huge and it's a smashing success until...
demonista - granted. you fly straight into the center of the party, detonating your jetpack, effectively killing all present.

i wish my eyes would stop watering.

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 01:42 AM

granted. and during the beating she snaps your spine, leaving you paralyzed from the neck, down. (i don't care if that's not how you meant it)

i wish i had a gallon of coffee to drink.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-25-2005, 01:47 AM

Granted, put someone pissed in the coffee...and you get a disease.

I wish I could rename my school from 'Balmain Campus' to 'Boner Campus'

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 01:59 AM

granted. and no matter where you go, you're referred to as the demonista of boner.

i wish i didn't have to work anymore.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-25-2005, 02:07 AM

Granted...You didn't have to work anymore *Oh shit, I'm out of ideas* And you get all the money you want...but you no longer *think Demonista, think!* have a *just say it!* Neck!!! Yes, and you'll be known as No Neck Mcgee.

I wish that all the Buddha statues in my house would DISAPPEAR.