the Corrupted Wishes game

[1TOOMANY]

I meant eat it like wipe out it, smash, bang, ouch, on a bike or skateboard.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Originally Posted by 1TOOMANY

I meant eat it like wipe out it, smash, bang, ouch, on a bike or skateboard.

LOL!! God I'm dumb. Sorry. Never really used the term before.

Ok. Your wish is granted. But as a result, when you fall, or whatnot, you go straight through the ground. You never hit anything, but as a result, fall to the center of the earth, where gravity sustains you there for an eternity.

Now, back to my wish. It's two posts up.

[1TOOMANY]

Your wish is granted but in order to torture him you must let him join in with you 2 every other time.

You're not dumb at all! I guess eat it is not common to hear in that way. But it would be cool to eat as much as you wanted to without gaining wieght.. heh heh


I wish i didn't have to work for a living it's a real fucking waste of my time.

[Demonista_Ravenesque]

Originally Posted by TheKorovaMilkbar

Demonista can join too.

Woah man....I was just here for the KFC....

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Originally Posted by 1TOOMANY

But it would be cool to eat as much as you wanted to without gaining wieght..

Heh, I can.

And Demonista, don't tell me you wouldn't like a side of hot melty sex with your biscuits. *sly grin*

[edible_eye]

not for nothing - actually, it's because it's only right - let's keep things in perspective here... demonista's 13 yrs. old.

she's cute as a button but she's still 13. and you're a lot older.

i'm inserting myself as surrogate guardian as of this moment, so how about relaxing on all the pointed sex talk directed at her?

like now.

[1TOOMANY]

Derailment


I wish i didn't have to work for a living it's a real fucking waste of my time.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Originally Posted by edible_eye

... demonista's 13 yrs. old.

*hrg*

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Shit, big apologies all around everyone, didn't see that coming.


Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go cry in a corner somewhere. *shudder*

[edible_eye]

heh. you're still wishing for that? ok. granted.

however, on your first day of freedom, you step outside, breathe deep of the newly refreshed air... and get flattened by a bus. seems the busdriver drank a little too much before his shift and passed out. so sorry.


i wish i had a bottomless bottle of jack. or jimmy. or old crow. doesn't matter which.

[edible_eye]

Originally Posted by TheKorovaMilkbar

*hrg*
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Shit, big apologies all around everyone, didn't see that coming.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go cry in a corner somewhere. *shudder*

heh. well, at least i know you weren't just being a fuckin' perv. i have my own kids and that hits home. hard.

everyone makes mistakes. apparently you just did as well.

fair enough.

same wish.

[1TOOMANY]

Granted but you get a job as a bus driver run me over and kill me while enjoying your jack and go to jail for 10 years.


I wish I had an unbreakable Bike.

[Demonista_Ravenesque]

* Points and laughs at Korova* HAHAHAHAHA

E_E: Granted....Then it suddenly explodes and you have shards of glass in your face...and your toungue, so no more alcohol for Mr Nice Guy.

1TOOMANY: Granted, then you die when you recieve it

I wish that I had a party with Big bird and Barney on some Carribean island and we could drink Mimosa all day

[edible_eye]

wait - who's wish did you just answer?

for 1toomany - granted. you, on the other hand are snapped in half.

for demonista - granted. on the second day, however - barney and big bird form a "no aliens allowed" club and move to the other side of the island, leaving you alone.

[edit] - ah, you fixed it. ok.


i wish i had a fuckin' steak right now. i'm hungry.

[1TOOMANY]

Granted but at the party they get all coked up and knife you down.


I still wish i had an unbreakable bike, that would be nice

[1TOOMANY]

granted you get your steak but choke on your first bite of course someone is there to do the heinlick maneuver.

I wish i had a Hummer truck you sickos

[Demonista_Ravenesque]

1TOOMANY: You're already dead! you can have the bike but you can't ride it!

E_E: Granted, you have the most delicious looking steak around, but it just looks too good so you preserve it in the museum of E_E and after that, you go crazy and think that every piece of food looks too good to eat and deserves to be in a museum, therefore, starving to death.

I wish that this corset wasn't so damn uncomfortable.

[Demonista_Ravenesque]

1TOOMANY: Granted....but you're still dead

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Ok, *urp* I'm done throwing up.

Granted, your now the size of a mouse, so no more uncomfortable corset. Then your beloved mom steps on you. How sad. *evil grin*

I wish I could kill people simply by wishing it so.

[edible_eye]

granted. and as you think of your new power and what you can do... you kill yourself by accident.


i wish the griselda was mine for a night.

[1TOOMANY]

Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque

1TOOMANY: Granted....but you're still dead

Wow you really like the idea of me dead huh?

Granted but you end up killing your family accidently


I'm alive and i want Anjolina Jolie!

[1TOOMANY]

Granted but she bites your man off.

I wish i could turn back time

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Originally Posted by edible_eye

granted. and as you think of your new power and what you can do... you kill yourself by accident.

E_E, you just made my day. I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that one

*wipes tear from eye while still laughing*

[Ariis]

Granted but you have to be her 2nd.
No fun as long as Brad Pitt's around.

I wish Angela gossow would steal me away
ane end my hell!

Too late again? WTF?

Granted. they're all idiots instead.

Same wish.

[1TOOMANY]

She steals you away just to pull a Loraina Bobbit.



I wish i had my own private island that breaks non-stop and is loaded with hotties.

[Ariis]

Granted. Your island breaks apart and
a volcano erupts burning and destroying
everything.

I wish I could be a vampire again.