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10-18-2008, 11:58 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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Girlfriend asks "what're you doing" during oral
My girlfriend absolutely loves it when I eat her pussy -- she tells me I'm the only man who's ever been able to give her orgasms from eating her pussy. On a number of occassions, it's been so good for her that she sometimes says, "oooohh! oooohhh!! What're you doing?" If I don't answer, she'll keep asking me "what're you doing? what're you doing?" When I finally tell her, she'll say something like "ohh, keep doing it! That's so good!"The first few times she asked me that, I was rolling my tongue around in a circular motion, and I guess no one had ever done that for her before, so when she told me she loved it, I kept doing it. Other times I've just been moving my tongue up and down, just licking, or pushing it in and out, like a dick moves during intercourse.I'm sometimes reluctant to tell, her but only because I don't want to lose my place!! LOL! She's very tight, and has a very small clitoris, so it's sometimes hard to tell when I've found it (that may be why other guys couldn't make her cum from cunnilingus), so when I've found the spot she likes, I don't wanna start talking for fear that I won't be able to get my tongue back to the same spot.Has anyone else ever had their GF ask them this question during oral? I've had women tell me how good my pussing eating is while I'm doing it, but never had a woman ask me what I'm doing. So I'm wondering how unsual that is, or it's common for women to ask when they're being eaten out.
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10-18-2008, 05:30 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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Wow...I really wish I hadn't sat here and just read that.
It's probably not the best idea to post this on the fashion board, dude
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10-18-2008, 05:33 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
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I feel your pain. -_-
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"Mmm-hmm. Hm. Yeah? Mm-hmm. WELL FUCK YOU, MR BEAR!!! YOU SPEAK LIES!!! LIIIIES!!! Stuffed with pure venom, you vile, lint-infested bastard!! How many more, like you, are there!! How many more?!!! You can't even imagine the things I've endured!! And always at the hands of shit like you!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!!! *stabs Shmee repeatedly*" ~ Kudos to whoever knows. :3
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10-18-2008, 07:01 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
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Ummm. Whining? Or don't post.
Why the fuck did this go in Fashion??
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10-18-2008, 07:01 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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Why did you post this in the fashion board?
Or at all?
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10-18-2008, 07:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Louisville, TN
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I think I'll go bleach my brain now....
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10-18-2008, 07:16 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Lost City of Atlanta
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Because it's a troll. *whips out the flame-thrower*
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10-18-2008, 08:10 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Australia
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As far as trolls go this is the rather amusing.
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10-18-2008, 09:17 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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I read the first few lines and i stopped... Some people just share too much. O.o
And why in fashion?
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10-19-2008, 01:56 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: On the fast road to Nowtown!
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The minute I got to "small clit", I fell the fuck out laughing.
Big ups to this troll.
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10-19-2008, 07:00 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Don't worry.
I'm always asking
"What are you doing? What time is it? What's the weather like? Is your mother well? A man had twelve toothpicks in front of him. He took one away. Now he had nine in front of him. How is this possible?"
during oral sex. Just give a brief answer and keep going.
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10-19-2008, 07:07 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Charlotte
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I did not need to know that.
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10-19-2008, 08:30 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by paperplague
Don't worry.
I'm always asking
"What are you doing? What time is it? What's the weather like? Is your mother well? A man had twelve toothpicks in front of him. He took one away. Now he had nine in front of him. How is this possible?"
during oral sex. Just give a brief answer and keep going.
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Lmao, I think I'm gonna like you. xD
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10-19-2008, 08:35 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Inland Empire
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Haha, that's the weirdist thing to ask while getting eaten out.
My thought is, maybe she's asking you that so she can later come out of the closet and be good at eating out with all of what you told/tell her. That would be great.
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10-19-2008, 08:51 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: United States
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Quote:
Originally Posted by coarnenar
My girlfriend absolutely loves it when I eat her pussy -- she tells me I'm the only man who's ever been able to give her orgasms from eating her pussy. On a number of occassions, it's been so good for her that she sometimes says, "oooohh! oooohhh!! What're you doing?" If I don't answer, she'll keep asking me "what're you doing? what're you doing?" When I finally tell her, she'll say something like "ohh, keep doing it! That's so good!"The first few times she asked me that, I was rolling my tongue around in a circular motion, and I guess no one had ever done that for her before, so when she told me she loved it, I kept doing it. Other times I've just been moving my tongue up and down, just licking, or pushing it in and out, like a dick moves during intercourse.I'm sometimes reluctant to tell, her but only because I don't want to lose my place!! LOL! She's very tight, and has a very small clitoris, so it's sometimes hard to tell when I've found it (that may be why other guys couldn't make her cum from cunnilingus), so when I've found the spot she likes, I don't wanna start talking for fear that I won't be able to get my tongue back to the same spot.Has anyone else ever had their GF ask them this question during oral? I've had women tell me how good my pussing eating is while I'm doing it, but never had a woman ask me what I'm doing. So I'm wondering how unsual that is, or it's common for women to ask when they're being eaten out.
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So much detail
Why did you post this pointless thread in "Fashion"? Why did you post it at all?
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10-20-2008, 12:08 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Quote:
Originally Posted by poisonedblueeyes
well one time i asked my boyfriend if he could ya know stop licking so hard but he was so into it i think he really took the advise and ya know
was really into it so i looked really cool and popular.
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How drunk is your boyfriend, honestly?
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10-20-2008, 01:13 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
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Okay, with all these skull-fucks appearing lately, I'm starting to think that someone's trying to play a trick on us. And by "someone," I mean a regular.
Either way, though, it's fucking annoying.
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10-20-2008, 02:56 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
Okay, with all these skull-fucks appearing lately, I'm starting to think that someone's trying to play a trick on us. And by "someone," I mean a regular.
Either way, though, it's fucking annoying.
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There are a lot of trolls on other fora as well. I wish they would all get bubonic plague and die.
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10-20-2008, 08:49 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
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Quote:
Originally Posted by paperplague
Don't worry.
I'm always asking
"What are you doing? What time is it? What's the weather like? Is your mother well? A man had twelve toothpicks in front of him. He took one away. Now he had nine in front of him. How is this possible?"
during oral sex. Just give a brief answer and keep going.
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~is in my good books already~
I'd normally give a more on topic reply about here...
Urm...
~edges away~
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10-20-2008, 09:02 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: United States
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
How drunk is your boyfriend, honestly?
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Instead of drunk, it's boyfriend is probably blind and desperate.
Beat that Joker
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10-20-2008, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Israel.
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And we all can see why.
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10-20-2008, 11:47 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: London.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by poisonedblueeyes
yeah my girlfriend asks me that all the time but the trick is actually tell her so she knows youcare and u are multifuntional try ttelling her when your tongu is inside her it will impress!
and wtf i s a cunnilingus
? just asking
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Quote:
Originally Posted by poisonedblueeyes
no my bf is a hottie that was my xbf kay guys get it? my real bf doesnt eat me out because we havent got to hang out again since the first time. if ne1 knows who im trefering to plz make him call me he knows my number by heart hes just scared
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Do you have a boyfriend AND a girlfriend??? I would think you have neither...
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10-20-2008, 11:55 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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I think that it's its own boyfriend and girlfriend.
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10-20-2008, 09:25 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Quote:
Originally Posted by poisonedblueeyes
no my bf is a hottie that was my xbf kay guys get it? my real bf doesnt eat me out because we havent got to hang out again since the first time. if ne1 knows who im trefering to plz make him call me he knows my number by heart hes just scared
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With a face like yours I'd be scared too.
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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10-21-2008, 09:13 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
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I'd imagine it'd have to be both to find an attraction to...it. Ladies and gentlemen, turn your attention, if you would, to Exhibit A... the dark side of androgyny.
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." ~ Eddie Izzard
"Mmm-hmm. Hm. Yeah? Mm-hmm. WELL FUCK YOU, MR BEAR!!! YOU SPEAK LIES!!! LIIIIES!!! Stuffed with pure venom, you vile, lint-infested bastard!! How many more, like you, are there!! How many more?!!! You can't even imagine the things I've endured!! And always at the hands of shit like you!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!!! *stabs Shmee repeatedly*" ~ Kudos to whoever knows. :3
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