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11-05-2008, 03:21 PM
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#1376
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
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Because it's nice to us and doesn't want to trip us. *thinks of ultra-long body hair and shudders*
Is there a food that you can only eat at a certain time of day, but not for reasons like "it keeps me up" or "it makes me have to pee"(ex. only liking orange juice in the morning)?
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How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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11-05-2008, 04:59 PM
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#1377
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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I like cerial for for a midnight snack. I prefer fruit for breakfast.
Why cant I have OBAMA's children!!?
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" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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11-05-2008, 05:12 PM
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#1378
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Because he is not aware of your existance and he probably isn't a pedo either.
Why does everyone prefer Alice in Wonderland over The Wizard Of Oz? The books, not the movies.
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11-05-2008, 11:34 PM
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#1379
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New Zealand (Whanganui)
Posts: 87
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B/c Alice in Wonderland can be confused with a girl high on drugs.
If a fat girl falls in the woods do the trees laugh?
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11-07-2008, 12:26 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
Posts: 413
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Of course they do. Because, even though people may think that the anons can only be people. They can be animals, And Also The Trees...
If you have sex with a zombie, is it actually necrophillia?
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11-07-2008, 08:23 AM
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#1381
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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If they were raised from the dead then yes, but not if they were just zombified as the result of being bitten
What is your favorite smell?
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11-07-2008, 08:56 AM
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#1382
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Freshly made cookies, mmm.
What's easier to learn French, or German?
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11-07-2008, 09:03 AM
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#1383
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Umm... I would recommend French.
Would you rather fall into a tub full of broken glass mixed with cologne or having a surgery without being able to move but you can still feel what the surgeons are doing (like the movie awake)?
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11-07-2008, 09:09 AM
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#1384
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Surgery.
Would you rather put a nazi flag or your love letter to Madonna in front of your house?
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11-07-2008, 09:13 AM
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#1385
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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I guess the Nazi flag because no one here knows what it's for...?
Garlic or Onion?
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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11-07-2008, 09:17 AM
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#1386
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 690
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Quote:
Originally Posted by $haDe
Surgery.
Would you rather put a nazi flag or your love letter to Madonna in front of your house?
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I would place a photograph of Madonna with a drawn on Charlie Chaplin mustache in front of my house.
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11-07-2008, 09:27 AM
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#1387
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
Posts: 470
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Onion.
Faced with the choice of losing one sense, which would you choose to give up?
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11-07-2008, 09:29 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann
I would place a photograph of Madonna with a drawn on Charlie Chaplin mustache in front of my house.
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That made me grin.
Say.... face it.
Hit by a truck or burnt alive at the stake ?
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11-07-2008, 09:33 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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I would give up my sight
There's lots of crap going on in this world that i wish not to look at
Soup operas or lousy sitcoms?
Edit, @ shade, hit by a truck
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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11-07-2008, 09:35 AM
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#1390
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
Posts: 470
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Lousy sitcoms anyday!
Old music or new music?
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11-07-2008, 09:40 AM
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#1391
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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New (death metal is considered new)
If deemed to do one thing to the end of time, would you count the sand in the desert or transfer all the water from the see by a spoon to cups?
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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11-07-2008, 09:45 AM
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#1392
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
Posts: 470
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All the water from the sea.
That's something I'd do anyway, if not deemed to perform it forever.
On a scale of 1-10, how annoying is the Urban Dictionary?
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11-07-2008, 09:55 AM
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#1393
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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I don't know what that is
What triggers the feeling of nauseia?
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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11-07-2008, 10:02 AM
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#1394
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
Posts: 470
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Marilyn Manson.
What makes you more annoyed than anything else in the world?
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11-07-2008, 10:18 AM
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#1395
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Lmao!! Haha!! Your answer made me laugh out loud!! Haha
Certainly illogical stupidity
What causes stupidity?
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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11-07-2008, 10:25 AM
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#1396
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
Posts: 470
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Marilyn Manson.
Why do people find ignorance attractive?
*sighs*
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11-07-2008, 10:26 AM
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#1397
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Well... me!!!
Catholocism or methodism?
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11-08-2008, 09:20 PM
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#1398
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
Posts: 413
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Methodism. They're more welcoming of those who dress in black.
Why do girls insist on being coy all the time? Can't just once in a while just come out and say "Hey cockhead! I like you!!"
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11-08-2008, 09:26 PM
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#1399
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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I don't think I have ever used the term cockhead but after a little flirting I have been known to ask a guy out and/or tell him that I like him so I can't really say why the girls you know are so coy.
Why do so many chicks feel the need to flaunt, show off, and brag about their tits?
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Live a life less ordinary
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11-08-2008, 10:43 PM
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#1400
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 182
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Because some chicks need to go to desperate lengths to get laid....
Are there any good Christian Death Metal bands out there? Seriously....
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