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11-23-2008, 01:23 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
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Because it's my birthday, last tuesday !!! Everyone want to SHARE presents with me!! GRRRRrr!!
Why did I like Clint Eastwood better than Chuck Norris ?
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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11-23-2008, 01:11 PM
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#1427
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Because his attitude rocks !!
Why do i feel tired all the time?
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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11-23-2008, 01:16 PM
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#1428
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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Not enough coffee. 
Why do I wear these stupid boots all the time?
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- Porucík Servadac, Na Komete (1970)
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11-23-2008, 01:23 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
Posts: 1,138
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Because you like them.
Why do I have so many unnecessary pockets in this coat?
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11-23-2008, 03:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Because pockets are awesome
How did crabgrass get its name?
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-Carbon Leaf
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11-24-2008, 06:31 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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Some info on Crabgrass !!!.
Why is the weather so weird here ?
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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11-24-2008, 07:27 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Be'cos I'm not there. 
How come there're no skydiving here !?!
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11-24-2008, 12:24 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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Because I'm not there!
How come I can't use a lighter without burning my hand?
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11-27-2008, 06:35 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Because you worshipped matches.
When will the protesting STOP !!!!
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11-27-2008, 10:19 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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When the prostesters get their coffee and doughnut breaks back !!!. :P
When was the last time you wrote to a friend ?
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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11-28-2008, 02:53 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
Posts: 413
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Several years ago.
What are some common symbols of ash?
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12-03-2008, 10:27 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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I don't know.
Why do people pretend?
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― Jack Osborne
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12-03-2008, 12:42 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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Because they are small-minded ass ticks!!!
Why must I speak in badly constructed, melodramatic prose?
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12-06-2008, 03:19 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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because the sky is blue
Can i ask the guys who work here for some coffee?
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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12-07-2008, 08:54 AM
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#1440
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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No, because they hate you.
Why is gum addictive?
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12-10-2008, 10:17 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Because you hate it.
Why cats are so DAMN CUTE!!
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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12-11-2008, 11:28 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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Because cats rule !!!.
Why wont cats keep still whenever you try to photograph them ?
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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12-11-2008, 11:47 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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They are afraid that it will steal their kitty soul.
Why does my cat never use the cat flap in the door?
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12-11-2008, 12:05 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Because it's as stubborn as its owner.
Why are cats popping everywhere lately?
*just turned on the tv to find Garfield on!!*
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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12-11-2008, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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Ouch! What did I do?
They aren't, you're just going insane.
Why do I have to take math, even though it will be of no use to me in the future?
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12-11-2008, 12:42 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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I know how that feels... It sucks
Answer: because life's unfair, but you still have to live it.
Why do i love black?
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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12-11-2008, 01:07 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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Because it's the colour of your lungs! *cough*.
Why do people think that they can be bitchy to others online, but not in real life?
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12-11-2008, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: An imaginary world
Posts: 103
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Because online it is only your words that count, basically. And you've got plenty of time to think of a good comeback or a snappy comment, haha. And they can't beat you up. xD
Doesn't anyone else feel sheer PAIN when drinking Coke or Pepsi?
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12-11-2008, 05:12 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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No
Why does my sister like The Killers?
-i see why they called themselves that, they make you wanna kill yourself-
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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12-11-2008, 05:15 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Virginia, USA
Posts: 579
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Because they have one good well some good upbeat songs that are kind of good.
Why do long tigh high socks roll down so much?
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