Picture Post

[rockandrose]

head up the ass?

[BlueMoon]

yes, this is the interesting thing about men.....

[The Minister Saint-Fond]

Oof... I'm sorry. I'm really drunk and that post came out all wrong. I think I should clarify my logic a bit...

The first thing that I stated, but didn't make clear in the above post was that the best way to get to know about a woman or her sensual side is through communication. The pretext of the above post was that I was talking entirely about pictures and we are pretending that you can't talk to the person.

As for the face... It has been scientifically shown that a woman's facial features are very distinctively affected by the amount of estrogen in her body. Large eyes, widely spaced eyes, and soft cheek bones and chin are indicative of a very high estrogen level.

There was once a study done where scientists asked thousands of men to pick through a picture catalog and choose which women were the prettiest based on certain characteristics. Afterward, they created a "composite image" of the "Most Beautiful Woman in the World". The resulting face was of a woman who showed extremely high levels of estrogen.

Now what do we know about the effects of estrogen on a woman's sexual habits? Generally speaking, a woman with a lot of estrogen in her body is not interested in sex except for at the times when her body is the most fertile. One of my ex-es had the "High Estrogen" face and was exactly like that. Frigid as hell except for about three days of every month. Then it was GO GO GO!

As for a woman's body, my point is that the geometry of her form is somewhat indicative of the geometry of her... form. And that's what sex is all about (sort of); geometry. The geometry of a woman's breasts has almost nothing to do with the area under consideration for sexual intercourse. To have "good sex" one of (ONE OF) the key requirements is that the right things rub up against the right areas at the right time. We're all familiar with the "G-Spot", I'm sure, and we're also familiar with the idea that its location is different from woman to woman and is also different at different times of the well... month.

The external geometry of a woman's hips and back can give you a clue into where it might be and, from there you know which positions are most likely to please and how well. Like I said, geometry. As for what she is or is not into on the emotional side of sex (from what to touch to where to kiss), that's, of course, a personal choice and can only be determined by asking, trial and error, or an educated guess based on conversation. But, as stated above, what we're really considering is what you can tell from a woman's picture alone. For example, a tendency towards B&D, oral, or anal sex cannot be determined by a woman's shape because these are all factors that are built up within the mind (although it is true that the human ass has almost as many pleasure sensing nerves as the sex organs. Why, I have no idea. I guess God thinks buttsex is funny).

I'm sorry if I gave the impression that I was trying to give anything but a scientific picture of a woman. We all know that a woman's most important sex organ is between her ears.

[rockandrose]

Originally Posted by The Minister Saint-Fond

We all know that a woman's most important sex organ is between her ears.

I exclude myself from the above statement.

[rockandrose]

I disagree that a woman's most important sex organ is between the ear. It may apply to some but not me.

[The Minister Saint-Fond]

Case in point...

Time Magazine's "Most beautiful woman in film", Bollywood star, Aishwarya Rai. She has a face which evinces an extremely high estrogen level.



I apologize, Rose. I do not mean to offend you. I think you are brilliant, but if you don't feel that that's the sexy part of you, then it's not.

Again, I'm sorry if I've upset you with that generalization.

[rockandrose]

Aishwarya Rai really is beautiful. Shes intelligent and has a mind of her own. She screams with 'sex appeal' in a non-slutty way and seriously has a fabolous body!

Minister, there is no need to apologise. I was not at all offended, but disagreed with you with some points.

[edible_eye]

props to the minister for the excellent diagrams.

maybe that's a bad pic of ms. rai - but the message i get from her facial features is "prude". then again, maybe it's just me.

and rose - brain power or not, you're friggin' hot.

next?

[BlueMoon]

Aishwarya Rai does not look like a woman I would kick out of my bed....that's for sure! damn..

But I must say I agree that the most sexy thing a woman can have is between her ears, and it's quite a turn-off if there's nothing there.

[tenet_2012]

I have to agree. I dislike snobby and dumb girls, even if they are physically attractive.

[DeathTrip]

Aww you look so cute as a boy Xng! Hehe, definately look the part too



^ Another pic from the same photo shoot..

[DeathTrip]

*bloosh again* coming from one of the most gorgeous people in the world, I feel privileged!

[winged_dreams]

Xng makes a very nice looking boy! ^^ And deathtrip is very pretty! And Elizabethblack is very pretty too.

[Soul_Immortal]

Ms. Rai is very beautiful. If we saw the horrid side of a woman such as her, would we still think of her as such?

Meh. She's so damn lovely..

Xng. You need to get back into costume, ms. thang. A strange new fetish has swept through the forum...starring YOU!! =) Very sexy, hun.

Ms. Black - Your face belongs on a pin-up USO calendar/poster. I am very sure many a GI would adore your presence on MidWay Island. =)

DeathTrip: O.O...F-fishnets...and boots...s........<3 Awesome. Love the pose!

[MrMaelstrom]

Originally Posted by The Minister Saint-Fond

WHOOO! Drunk!


Men, on the other hand, are not nearly so mysterious as women so posting guidelines for male posts would seem like a waste of time. Let's face it, we males have no complexity and, at best, limited sensuality.

Dude, speak for yourself.

You're forgiven 'cause you're drunk.

[AlKilyu]

Yeah amen! I wanted to contest that statement but I was afraid he'd reply with a fifteen paragraph post complete with charts and obscure pics and such.

I am very sensuAL.

[Samuel]

Originally Posted by Soul_Immortal

Ms. Black - Your face belongs on a pin-up USO calendar/poster. I am very sure many a GI would adore your presence on MidWay Island. =)

It's nice here in Baghdad also

[Soul_Immortal]

Originally Posted by Samuel

It's nice here in Baghdad also

Cool! Thank you for your service! =)

[Samuel]

Originally Posted by Soul_Immortal

Cool! Thank you for your service! =)

You are quite welcome

[Soul_Immortal]

PICS!!! WE WANT PICS!!!

....

Sorry. I need to post elsewhere...

[Jane13]

So many beautiful people... I can't tell wheather I'm depressed because you're all so beautiful or because you're just that goth

[anti]

DeathTrip, is it possible that I've seen your pics on dA before? I feel like I have, but I could be confusing you with someone else...

You look awesome, by the way.

[The Minister Saint-Fond]

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Dude, speak for yourself.

You're forgiven 'cause you're drunk.

Last time I was told to speak for myself, I replied with a haiku and an interesting graphic of Shiva.

But considering

Originally Posted by Alkilyu

Yeah amen! I wanted to contest that statement but I was afraid he'd reply with a fifteen paragraph post complete with charts and obscure pics and such.

I am very sensuAL.

I'll just bite my lip...

Gin and the internet are an interesting combination. And the best Wednesday night that a workin' man can ask for. Tonight I went out with buddies for "bar night"... I had to drive so I only had four. I promise to keep my prosaic texts and snappy graphics to a minimum.

Sorry for the trouble.

[rockandrose]

Drinking till you are drunk is always great FUN!

[Soul_Immortal]

Woops, indeed!=)