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11-28-2008, 05:57 AM
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#76
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: California
Posts: 613
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Chuck norris is so tough, his porno's are just videos of him punching male prostitutes.
Congratulations!!! you win a stale pizza crust!!!!
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11-28-2008, 11:34 PM
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#77
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
Posts: 413
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Nice! now I can finally eat that pile of ranch dressing in the corner of the room.
Congratulations!! You get an hour of earsex from Billy Idol.
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11-28-2008, 11:46 PM
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#78
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Ewwwww.....
Congrats!!!! You got a big bag of deadly poison!!!
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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11-28-2008, 11:57 PM
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#79
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
Posts: 413
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Maybe I can sell it to the cultist down the street...
Congratulations!! You get the ring, kissed and tolled. It's something that you missed. And to hold, wild and what it seems.
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11-29-2008, 04:59 PM
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#80
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dominican Republic
Posts: 1,423
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Thank You :]
Congrats , you get a dinner with an educated dunkey !
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Lady Astor: “If you were my husband, I’d put arsenic in your coffee.”
Churchill: “Madam, if I were your husband, I’d drink it!”
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11-29-2008, 05:16 PM
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#81
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
Posts: 3,693
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What an ass.
Congratulations you get to survive a nuclear blast,and easily live past the age of 200, unfortunately you look like a zombie.
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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11-29-2008, 05:17 PM
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#82
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,065
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Umm... thanks?
Congratulations! You just won a pair of Snoopy slippers!
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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11-29-2008, 07:05 PM
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#83
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: California
Posts: 613
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
CONGRATULATIONS!! you win liposuction for your fat head 
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11-29-2008, 07:26 PM
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#84
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,065
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I've been meaning to do that. Thanks.
Congratulations! You just won a gift certificate to Victoria's Secret.
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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11-29-2008, 07:44 PM
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#85
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: California
Posts: 613
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"I think Victoria just told me her secret!" (Lol, a quote from the movie little nicky)
CONGRATULATIONS!! you win a Prom night dumpster baby!!
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11-30-2008, 12:02 AM
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#86
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Mm... Thx, Oprah!! I'll stomp on its face.
Congratulations !!! You got an airplane with no wings !!!
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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11-30-2008, 01:37 AM
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#87
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
Posts: 413
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Yay! I can mod it into a makeshift radiation shelter.
Congratulations!! You get a transexual prostitute's corset. The stains will come right out, I promise!!
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11-30-2008, 07:45 AM
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#88
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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Just what I needed!!!
Congratulations, you get an original copy of JtHM. If you wanted, you could collect some Vasquez DNA from it, and create an army of Jhonens!!!
Spooky, huh?
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"I am a citizen of the universe!"
- Porucík Servadac, Na Komete (1970)
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11-30-2008, 10:18 AM
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#89
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL, USA
Posts: 754
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I see an army of Jhonens wanna-bes every time I'm at the mall...but I'd love a 1st edition JtHM. I don't have anything that cool to give away. Instead, the next player wins....
.....a copy of V For Vendetta (graphic novel--not the movie)
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11-30-2008, 12:51 PM
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#90
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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...I already have one. I have a quote from V for Vendetta written on my wall.
Congratulations, you win...a vicious spite jig!!!
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"I am a citizen of the universe!"
- Porucík Servadac, Na Komete (1970)
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12-09-2008, 12:11 PM
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#91
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Erm?
Congratulations!!!1 You win a Floorless Jig!!!11
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12-09-2008, 12:13 PM
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#92
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: California
Posts: 613
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My life is complete now
CONGRATULATIONS!! you win that fake picture of me Jack_the_knife posted!!
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12-09-2008, 04:36 PM
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#93
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Oh. Good for me.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!1 You win a pair of moobs!!111
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12-09-2008, 06:00 PM
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#94
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,065
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No thanks...
Congratulations! You've just won an old fat ex-nun in a stripper outfit. (does not include condoms)
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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12-09-2008, 06:13 PM
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#95
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: California
Posts: 613
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Wow, Sexy...
CONGRATULATIONS!! you win a small dog with a very annoying bark.
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12-09-2008, 06:56 PM
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#96
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: An imaginary world
Posts: 103
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Well... *gives the dog some weed* awww now it's just a cute quiet puppeh  *squishes it so so so much* ohhh so cute i love you lil p-- X_X. oh shit. Ooooh shit. Uh. Ok. It's ok. I uh...
*throws it towards the next unsuspecting fool*
Congratulations, you got a fresh new err NOT squished and dead puppy!!!
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12-09-2008, 06:58 PM
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#97
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!11 You get a Post War Dream!
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12-11-2008, 10:24 AM
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#98
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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Um...thanks?
Congratulations, you get the door, the poison door, where you can search the still hours looking for a place to hide or sit in silence waiting for a deadly friend!
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"I am a citizen of the universe!"
- Porucík Servadac, Na Komete (1970)
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