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12-06-2008, 04:32 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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I must possess all, or I possess nothing...
People of Gothic.net! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny by the powers of Cyberspace! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as the Martan Warriors themselves bears witness to it. Now. I, Helpmann, am Master of the Forum!
YES!
Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the forum within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! The power flows... Flows through me!
Of what consequence are you now? This forum, these users. They are NOTHING to me!
The universe is power!
Real, unstoppable POWER!
And I am that force! I am that power!
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!
Fools! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE!
I... am... a... GOD!
Now. You... will... KNEEEEEL!
KNEEEEL!
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12-06-2008, 04:36 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Someone hand me the flyswatter.
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12-06-2008, 04:38 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 690
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
Someone hand me the flyswatter.
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Kneeeel!!!
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12-06-2008, 04:55 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 779
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Fail troll is Fail. Amiright?
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12-06-2008, 04:58 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Originally Posted by ZyklonB
Fail troll is Fail. Amiright?
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Dude! Where in HELL have you been? Seems like a while since I saw your posts. Still got the awesome hair and the cute girlfriend?
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12-06-2008, 04:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 690
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
Dude! Where in HELL have you been? Seems like a while since I saw your posts? Still got the awesome hair and the cute GF?
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How can you agree with this guy if you feel the need to parody my avatar?
Seriously, you're a fucking moron.
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12-06-2008, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 779
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I've been all right. Yeah, Gnet got a little too hostile for my tastes, I liked it when it was more chilled out. Maybe I'll post a lil here and there, but I'm not much for these big internet arguments.
And yeah, we're still together \0/ She's staying at my house for Christmas break, so shes gona get to meet the whole family, aunts, uncles, etc etc. Gona be a good Christmas.
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12-06-2008, 05:08 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 690
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Originally Posted by ZyklonB
I've been all right. Yeah, Gnet got a little too hostile for my tastes, I liked it when it was more chilled out. Maybe I'll post a lil here and there, but I'm not much for these big internet arguments.
And yeah, we're still together \0/ She's staying at my house for Christmas break, so shes gona get to meet the whole family, aunts, uncles, etc etc. Gona be a good Christmas.
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So true.
See you in that msn convo.
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12-06-2008, 05:17 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 779
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PRAISE JESUS CHRIST, OUR LORD AND- I MEAN SIR HELP-errrr, something. PRAISE BE TO HE
~Wanders around to the fridge and makes a sandwitch. Goes back to internet spaceships
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12-06-2008, 05:57 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann
People of Gothic.net! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny by the powers of Cyberspace! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as the Martan Warriors themselves bears witness to it. Now. I, Helpmann, am Master of the Forum!
YES!
Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the forum within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! The power flows... Flows through me!
Of what consequence are you now? This forum, these users. They are NOTHING to me!
The universe is power!
Real, unstoppable POWER!
And I am that force! I am that power!
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!
Fools! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE!
I... am... a... GOD!
Now. You... will... KNEEEEEL!
KNEEEEL!
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I feel like I'm watching an episode of Dragon Ball Z.
If you're trying to control the universe you might want to start with something a little better than an internet forum. Especially this one. Anything else would more easily catch the attention of the cowering masses, dude.
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12-06-2008, 08:49 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,311
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i greatly enjoy the comedy that ensues when Helpmann posts while he's inebriated.
Who is Martan?
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12-06-2008, 09:33 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
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So... You fancy yourself a god. You are no god. You are nothing. Insignificant little man turning to your liquid blanket to cover his insecurities. How pathetic.
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12-06-2008, 09:39 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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If you insist on insulting him, can you please make a half-nutted attempt to do it well? You sound like old school Unimatrix, man.
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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12-06-2008, 09:49 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
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I'm too damn tired to come up with a good insult. Or to even put effort into making a sufficient insult.
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12-06-2008, 09:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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The grab some coffee or a nap and make an effort or go watch a Law and Order marathon.
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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12-06-2008, 10:50 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Mm.. Why 'Law & Order', May I ask ?
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Originally Posted by Haunted House
I feel like I'm watching an episode of Dragon Ball Z.
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More like Star War, if you ask me.
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12-07-2008, 02:28 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 690
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Originally Posted by Nocturne Midnight
So... You fancy yourself a god. You are no god. You are nothing. Insignificant little man turning to your liquid blanket to cover his insecurities. How pathetic.
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I'm sorry, but this coming from a guy who wears black lipstick?
BLACK lipstick?
Seriously, even Marilyn Manson isn't that tacky.
(I don't know if anyone has told you this... but you don't have the cheek bones to wear that much makeup... face is too fat... just a bit of advice).
NOW KNEEEEEEEL!
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12-07-2008, 03:13 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Grotto Del Morte
Posts: 1,012
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Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann
I'm sorry, but this coming from a guy who wears black lipstick?
BLACK lipstick?
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Honestly. What is this an early silent film?
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12-07-2008, 03:20 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 690
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Originally Posted by Eclipsing the Son
Honestly. What is this an early silent film?
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I relish the moment the poor soul finally wakes up one morning, looks in the mirror and screams "WTF was I thinking?!? This is not cool!".
His myspace account will be down a whole 24 hours as he attempts to erase every photograph in the vain attempt of making it look like it never happened.
But it will be too late. The damage will already have been done, the memories etched in people's minds till the day he dies.
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12-07-2008, 03:21 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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A mediocre early silent film.
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12-07-2008, 09:00 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
Posts: 1,044
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Helpmann, you rule a forum? Wow you really have gotten far in life.. . .. . .. .
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The Overture To The Symphony Of Destruction.
I am the Antiproduct!
There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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12-07-2008, 10:14 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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Originally Posted by Eclipsing the Son
Honestly. What is this an early silent film?
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Preferably. Otherwise, he'd be inclined to talk more.
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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12-07-2008, 12:37 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by Necrophagist
Helpmann, you rule a forum? Wow you really have gotten far in life.. . .. . .. .
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Farther than you; you haven't even mastered the ellipses.
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12-07-2008, 06:17 PM
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#24
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 690
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While your threads die, mine will flourish! You fools will never inherit my domain, for I am making yours mine!
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12-07-2008, 06:17 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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No... No wait, it's morse code...
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N E... N E... N E...
Or just a full stop Dah-de Dah-de Dah-de
Wait... DAH-Deeeee
Daddy?
What?
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