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12-11-2008, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: At my computer desk, or within the pages of a book.
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Stupid Trojans...
Egh... I apologize for not logging in much lately, but my computer's been showing its crappiness. Somehow it managed to accumulate a total of 5 Trojan horses, at least 7 different viruses, and more than 20 stupid tracking cookies in under two weeks. Needless to say, my computer crashed. And burned. And refused to be resurrected, no matter how much money I invested in it. Thus.. I now have a new one!! Not quite as pathetic as the last one, and I had one of my hacker buddies install some heavy-duty antivirus software since I seem to be rather inept at keeping my computer clean. Hopefully the same thing won't happen again. With unforeseeable future events aside, I'll try to log in at least three times a week from now on!!
~Ja ne~
Lady Monochrome
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12-11-2008, 03:34 PM
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Hopefully the "hacker buddy" installed AVAST. Keep that fucker updated and it's damn near impossible to get infected.
(i could have resurrected the old diseased one by the way)
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12-11-2008, 03:37 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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I get you sis.
Our computer opened a back door to all sorts of crap.
Now viruses are mating and having their filthy babies and Shiting over my files 
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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12-11-2008, 03:41 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Originally Posted by Geoluhread
I get you sis.
Our computer opened a back door to all sorts of crap.
Now viruses are mating and having their filthy babies and Shiting over my files |
Mating computer viruses...? For some reason I just remembered the "cell division" unit from high school biology O_o The weird little circles, breaking apart to form MORE weird little circles... and that one dude sitting in the back of the classroom, giggling like an idiot >.>
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12-11-2008, 03:42 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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GAH!! My burrito exploded!! O_o
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12-11-2008, 03:45 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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When I saw the title of this thread I thought maybe a condom broke on someone, or someone might be complaining about the smell Trojans seem to have and what a turn off it is, and I thought "I'm not alone! Someone else thinks they smell bad!"
......So I'm slightly disappointed.
But yeah, that sucks about your computer. Get AVAST! like Tekajo suggested, and also don't use Internet Explorer, use Firefox or Opera. I wonder if Chrome is any good?
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12-11-2008, 03:48 PM
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I wonder if Chrome is any good?
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Chrome crashes on me about every ten sites i visit. It's not ready for every day use just yet.
And i thought this thread was going to be about the condoms as well. lol
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12-11-2008, 03:49 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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Originally Posted by LadyMonochrome
Mating computer viruses...? For some reason I just remembered the "cell division" unit from high school biology O_o The weird little circles, breaking apart to form MORE weird little circles... and that one dude sitting in the back of the classroom, giggling like an idiot >.>
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Nah!! That's too slow
Ever seen bacteria dividing?
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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12-11-2008, 03:50 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Really? Won't try it just yet then. I'm using Opera now, Firefox tends to freeze up every so often, Opera's great but it has so many tools attached to it I get confused. And sometimes I click in the middle of the page where there is no link, and I get sent to a random webpage o.O
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12-11-2008, 03:53 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Originally Posted by Saya
When I saw the title of this thread I thought maybe a condom broke on someone, or someone might be complaining about the smell Trojans seem to have and what a turn off it is, and I thought "I'm not alone! Someone else thinks they smell bad!"
......So I'm slightly disappointed.
But yeah, that sucks about your computer. Get AVAST! like Tekajo suggested, and also don't use Internet Explorer, use Firefox or Opera. I wonder if Chrome is any good?
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Sorry to disappoint you ^^' To be perfectly frank, I WISH this were about condoms... that'd at least mean I'm getting some action >.>
... Do they seriously smell?
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12-11-2008, 03:54 PM
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Ok this is my last tech post here. i hate threadjacking.
i use Firefox 3 on my desktop and Opera on my pathetic 366Mhz laptop and it works great. After i tweaked it a little that is.
http://www.bizzntech.com/2007/11/11/...a-speed-tweaks
^those worked wonders.
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12-11-2008, 03:58 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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I use OperaMini for my mobile phone.
Sorry, all this talking about pc web browsers got me sad because i don't have internet home and i want to be a part of this tech convo
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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12-11-2008, 04:00 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by LadyMonochrome
Sorry to disappoint you ^^' To be perfectly frank, I WISH this were about condoms... that'd at least mean I'm getting some action >.>
... Do they seriously smell?
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Trojans do, at least the ordinary ones do, I have no idea about the other ones, I was so offset by the smell I only ever used a Trojan once XD
@tek, thanks for the link! I only used the first suggestion about increasing the total connections and its much faster!
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12-11-2008, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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O_o Threadjacking...?
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