If Twilight Was 10 times shorter and 100 times more Honest.

[Trolling the Trolls]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16878...times-shorter-

"ROBERT PATTINSON [Helpman]

Alright, you got me. I was acting like a jerk because I secretly totally love you.

KRISTEN STEWART [Ets]

Of course! This also explains why the captain of the football team always acted like he hated Stephanie Meyer!"

"KRISTEN STEWART [Helpman]

Dad, you're embarrassing me almost as much as my acting!

[Eclipsing the Son]

Aww. Unsuccessful tryhard fails at succeeding once again.

Seriously. What's with you and your failure to make operative links?

[Neurasthenis]

It was boring before, now I'm just starting to get slightly irritated.

You know, when its so unfunny you just get pissed off? Well thats it.