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12-15-2008, 02:45 PM
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Anyone who thinks this chick is funny should be raeped to death
.......... and thrown into a live volcano to end their miserable existence in fiery, thrashing agony.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2ATcainiaHg
Oh, she's so edgy and non-conformist, she says all the things we're not supposed to! Newsflash bitch: feigning idiocy isn't as funny or as dark as hearing real-life morons say shocking things, which most of us can do any time we want. Your humor is unimaginative, unfunny, and entirely redundant.
My friend thought she was pretty funny. I killed him with a spoon and ate his eyes out of the sockets like egg-cups, then I took a hammer and finished off the rest of his family. This lapse in judgment must not pass to the next generation.
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12-15-2008, 03:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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I generally hate Sarah Silverman, but for some reason you gave us a clip that's actually funny.
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People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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12-15-2008, 03:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Agreed. But her torture should be slow and painful, and her tongue cut out as a lesson to all who may follow in her footsteps.
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12-15-2008, 03:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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I was actually thinking "Sarah Silverman" when I saw this heading.
Jesus is still magic.
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12-15-2008, 03:52 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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I kinda like Sarah Silverman. Her comedy is certainly funnier than your posts.
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12-15-2008, 08:24 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Kentucky
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Funny and oddly before I even opened this thread [when I had just read the thread title] I automatically thought about Sarah Silverman and I wanted to crack up when I opened this thread and saw the name "Sarah Silverman." xD
I have never found her funny. Ever. Every time I've seen her on TV I wanted to shoot her and her non-humorous wisecracks in the face.
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12-17-2008, 05:12 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Ugh. She's awful.
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12-17-2008, 05:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
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I love Sarah Silverman! And I tend to hate female comics. I actually find her to be very original and not pretentious when compared to most comics. I never really concidered her edgy or 'unconventional'. I like her because her comedy doesn't revolve around "MEN ARE LIKE THIS BUT WE'RE LIKE THIS!" the way most female comedians are. Or loud like Wanda Sykes (God I hate Wanda). She's just zany. Her show on comedy central is awesome. Can't get enough of her. I actually have had Jesus is Magic on DVD for years. She's adorable.
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My friend thought she was pretty funny. I killed him with a spoon and ate his eyes out of the sockets like egg-cups, then I took a hammer and finished off the rest of his family. This lapse in judgment must not pass to the next generation.
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Now THAT was bad comedy.
LOL. Are you trying to be 'edgy'? 
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12-17-2008, 06:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Hell
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She's okay. Not the funniest comidian I've seen, but not the worst.
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12-18-2008, 10:26 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
I generally hate Sarah Silverman, but for some reason you gave us a clip that's actually funny.
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How is that funny? "The blacks killed Jesus!! OH I AM SOOO CONTROVERSIAL"
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Originally Posted by Mr. Filth
Now THAT was bad comedy.
LOL. Are you trying to be 'edgy'?
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Yes, I crave the knowing cackles of people from the internet because it makes me feel manly.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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12-18-2008, 11:01 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
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She's not funny...
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12-18-2008, 11:59 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
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And neither are you...
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12-18-2008, 12:13 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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You fail as hard as I do, Necro.
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12-18-2008, 01:05 PM
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12-18-2008, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
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Duane, why do you hate yourself?
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The Overture To The Symphony Of Destruction.
I am the Antiproduct!
There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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12-18-2008, 01:52 PM
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She's awesome! The "we're out of time" bit at the end was a great running gag.
Every time Matt Damon would come on the show they'd be out of time and he'd get pissed off. XD
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12-18-2008, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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I generally hated her songs but she wasn't the worst comedian I've never heard of until now. She's certainly not edgy or controversial really, she just knows how to recycle the crude into what seems like less crude.
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12-18-2008, 04:07 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by Necrophagist
Duane, why do you hate yourself?
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Because he's smarter than you are by just enough to realize he's a moron.
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12-19-2008, 06:34 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I hate her because I got high once and her tv show still wasn't funny.
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12-19-2008, 06:52 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
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I like it when critics try to be funny in their critiques on comedians and fall flat on their faces. "The only thing funny about this performance was the squeaky voice and horrible choice in the accompanying house wine. Fwuh huh huh *slurping sounds*. Not even the imbiding of sense dulling chemicals seem to help me understand the premise of these jokes."
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12-19-2008, 11:51 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
I generally hate Sarah Silverman, but for some reason you gave us a clip that's actually funny.
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Yeah I know! It was mildly funny.
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12-19-2008, 11:51 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
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There's only one thing that she did that doesn't make my eyeballs itch, and that would be her appearance in a two-part episode of Star Trek: Voyager. She's actually not that bad at acting when she's not trying to be an idiot.
Unfortunately, everything else I've seen from her is just pure crap. "Behold as I lick my dog's bung-hole! I'm the new Tom Green!"
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12-19-2008, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
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Indeed. There is no room for such silliness in comedy.
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12-19-2008, 12:15 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
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Sarah: "Good morning lady"
Old Lady: "Oh Sarah! Seems you're always coming and going"
Sarah: "Well that's because you're always hanging around outside my place. If you lived in my toilet you'd probably think all I do is shit and piss all day! Byebye"
Old Lady: >:O
That's either funny or you're stupid.
So what do you all think about Kids in the Hall?
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12-19-2008, 12:25 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
There's only one thing that she did that doesn't make my eyeballs itch, and that would be her appearance in a two-part episode of Star Trek: Voyager. She's actually not that bad at acting when she's not trying to be an idiot.
Unfortunately, everything else I've seen from her is just pure crap. "Behold as I lick my dog's bung-hole! I'm the new Tom Green!"
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I thought she looked familier! She was the female Q right?
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