Well hello, might I be graced with some faces i might know?!

[harlow]

As It goes I'm Harlow, Ive dropped in here before but never posted and suddenly decided Id acquaint myself and actually post sense I'm finding myself disgusted or disappointed with other forums now that I'm older and cant stand to listen to the kiddies at another place I used to go to back in the day.... no names need be said.

Some of you may know me, and yes it has been a long time sense Ive seen you if you do know me cause I'm a nomad and don't stay long anywhere.

Most of you don't, thus Ill tell you I'm 25 and live in the middle of Texas separated from most of humanity. Ive had a long right for such a short life and have stories a plenty that I might share but that's for another day. Hello and Hope to become acquainted with you all.

[harlow]

oh, and might someone clue me into how the hell I add a sig to my post, simple text nothing outrageous, thanks.

waited to long to edit, my bad.

[korinna5555]

Welcome.


We have standard stick-ied questions for you to answer, or you could just tell us a bit more about yourself.

I have no clue if there's a min post requirement for sigs these days. I've been here too long.

[harlow]

Yea I'm a dumb ass and missed that post....

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
I read books suck as the series I'm reading right now (Karen Millers Kingmaker, Kingbreaker series) mostly fantasy but I branch out when interested. I play PC games, work on my parents ranch, and troll forums when I'm bored... such as now.

2. Where are you from?
Born and raised in Texas, Didn't travel much until I was in the Air force and lived in Germany for 2 years... miss Germany so much it hurts.

3. Who is your favorite author?
Strangely its a christian book writer named Ted Dekker.

4. What are your favorite films?
"Snatch", "Lock, Stock, and Two Smokeing Guns", "Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind", "Smokin Aces", "Reservoir Dogs", "Boondock Saints".

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
whatever the miss's wants... like I'm going to have a choice.

6. At your funeral?
honestly couldn't care, I'm not gonna be there.

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
In a Blaze of glory in my dreams as I really die in my sleep.

8. What kind of casket would you want?
none, just toss me in the hole naked.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
camo cargo pants and a black button up short sleeve shirt.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
The carefree life.

11. What's your favorite band?
can list one cause I listen to a varied assortment, so I'll list a few.

S.O.A.D., VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berzerk, A Perfect Circle, Atreyu, Carlos Santana, CKY, Flyleaf, Godsmack, H.I.M., Jamie T, Klaxons, lacuna Coil, Mark Ronson, Modest Mouse, My Chemical Romance, Dark Lotus, Blaze, Twiztid, Porcupine Tree, Rammstein, R.A.T.M., Smile Empty Soul, Staind, Yeah Yeah Yeah's

Just to give an idea of how much crap I listen to I have my iPod stuffed with 11 gigs of music.

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
High School then Air Force Tech school for Aircraft Electronics, after that just various OTJ training for the craptastic amount of different jobs I've worked over the years.

13. Why did you join?
Well VF sucks ass now, and every other place I used to go is dead or damn near dead so I thought Id check this place out again.

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
Male

[korinna5555]

Vnv Nation, Apop.. good good.
There's one Smile Empty Soul song I like, and two Staind songs.



So tell me about this ranch. Got horses?

[harlow]

I really shouldn't glorify it with the term Ranch, we have 3 goats.....and trees don't forget trees.

I've mainly just been helping fix the house and some fence lines. Mostly busy work that my dad needs help with while I wait for the oil field to pick back up. Always slows down around here this time of year and people get left on their ass's waiting for more work to come.

[tekajo]

It's a Texas ranch korinna...i'm pretty sure there are a couple or two.
Edit: neverfuckingmind. Three goats eh? Pfft. That's not even a farm.

Welcome...back...to GNet, harlow.

VF always sucked ass.

[korinna5555]

Fuckk.. that's like a backyard 4-H project
[just kiddin']


We just got a new mare for my mom a few days before ex-muss. Our mini-donkey stud tries to mount her, but he's too short. Ultimate LOL-fest.

[harlow]

we had a at one point around 40 or so goats but sold them off a long time ago and just kept a couple to keep shit trimmed up. little bastards are great lawn mowers.

I was on VF back when it was just an IRC channel then I left for a few years and came back to a god damn pre-K. I'm Sure Jet is happy with all the money he made selling out a good thing for a shitfeast.

Oh well money tends to do that... I probably would have to LMAO.

[korinna5555]

What kinda goats you got?
I've always been partial to pygmies and Nubians..

[harlow]

their damn mongrel Spanish goats.. I'm gonna strangle the bastards soon if they don't stay out of the fence.. retarded fuckers I swear.

[korinna5555]

My friends had Nubian x Boers that were LOVELY. Intelligent, too

[tekajo]

What is this? The RFD channel? i need the remote. Now.

[harlow]

sad part is I don't know anything about farming or ranching.... oh wait are we done with that topic...

um... here tonight on trading spaces.....

[korinna5555]

Sorrrrrryyyy..

[tekajo]

Fuck it man, it's your thread you can talk about whatever you like. Hell you can discuss what it's like being a floor hand or the cap rocks in west Texas.

[harlow]

I actually hate TX but for some reason I cant get the hell outta here.

Did I mention I used to work for a septic company.... and fecal jokes commence in 3...2...1....

[korinna5555]

I have a septic tank..

[harlow]

ya let me down.... ya really let me down.

[korinna5555]

Pumped any shit lately?

[harlow]

about 10 minutes ago... pumped a log out my ass. other than that no. I quit that shit in October. pun intended.

[korinna5555]

Man, you can't just give that shit up!

[harlow]

of course not... we gave it out.. not like it was short supply.

[JCC]

Hey, you have the same funeral plans I do.

[MissGinny]

Hello. This is my first time posting here so here is the scoop on me: I prefer to leave age out of every conversation, but I am in central Texas, out in the country, and essentailly isolated. Being the local wierdo who wears the long black coat, choker and black hair then tops it off with two hearses in his front yard and loud gothic and metal music does not make me friends in my erea, but I live for me, not for them, because living the conformist lifestyle accomplishes nothing.

My only friend is the lady who actually spends most of her time on the computer, Miss Ginny, or Ginnae, whom I had the pleasure of meeting in the costume aisle in the fall some time back. I have a wife, but she is into the relationship more for the support than anything, and as a result she doesnt involve herself in much. I have two kids, one of them like me, the other like her mother. I have been making props with Miss Ginny for five years now. Not much more to know about me. I'm largely shunned by society, but if you are reading this you are no stranger to the feeling, know why, and probably get a certain level of amusement out of it like we do.

Either way, it is nice to be in a place of like minded people, and from what I've seen so far, this is a great place to be. I'm not hiding from anyone, neither is Miss Ginny. She has a myspace account if you want to see her picture in costume, and if for any reason you are someone who relates and would like to chat us up for any reason, our e mail we share is ourlittlemissginny@live. Feel free. Our little dark corner is open to the rest of the vampire realm.

Cheers. Mike