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Music Finally, an entire forum devoted to talking about Doktor Avalanche, the drum machine for the Sisters of Mercy. You can talk about other bands, or other members of that band, too, if you want to be UNCOOL.

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Old 01-16-2009, 02:33 PM   #1
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Weirdest Band Name

List the weirdest, the funniest that you ever heard.

I just found out that there`s a Death Metal band called Anal Stench. :S
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Old 01-16-2009, 02:35 PM   #2
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I don't want to.

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Old 01-16-2009, 05:17 PM   #3
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Anal Cunt tops Anal Stench.


Chumbawumba has to be on the list though.
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Old 01-17-2009, 01:53 AM   #4
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Isn't there one called Anal Blast as well?

Oh ," Natalie Portman's shaved head " has to go on that list.
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Old 01-17-2009, 06:04 AM   #5
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Haha.. Yes, there is a band called Anal Blast.
I downloaded something by Anal Stench.. They`re awesome!!
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Old 01-17-2009, 09:50 PM   #6
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I knew these dickheads at school that were trying really hard to shock the masses by calling their band "Grandmas Labia"...sure they would've been a hit at the nursing home for all the naughty old people.
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Old 01-17-2009, 10:00 PM   #7
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Butthole Surfers makes me laugh.
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Old 01-18-2009, 09:02 AM   #8
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Excrementory Grindfuckers
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Old 01-18-2009, 09:07 AM   #9
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Are these the weirdest band names, or the most vulgar ones?
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Old 01-18-2009, 09:28 AM   #10
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Nickelback ... What kind of a name is that?
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Old 01-18-2009, 10:07 AM   #11
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Nickelback ... What kind of a name is that?
It's like "Quarterback".
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Old 01-18-2009, 05:52 PM   #12
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Dead Milkmen
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Old 01-18-2009, 10:09 PM   #13
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Rectal Drip gave me a giggle when i first heard it.
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Old 01-18-2009, 10:36 PM   #14
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Grindcore names don't count; those are just stupid.
I vote Chumbawamba, not only for weird name, but just weird band altogether.
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Old 01-19-2009, 06:24 AM   #15
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Weirdest Band Name I've heard? Violent Femmes.
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Old 01-19-2009, 06:43 AM   #16
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!!!

The pronunciation is even better.
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Old 01-19-2009, 06:44 AM   #17
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And how, pray tell, do you pronounce '!!!'?
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Old 01-19-2009, 09:24 AM   #18
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Grindcore names don't count; those are just stupid.
Amen. All you really have to do is make it involve something butt related. There could definitely be a grindcore band name generator.
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Old 01-19-2009, 09:31 AM   #19
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And how, pray tell, do you pronounce '!!!'?
It's pronounced like "chk-chk-chk".
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Old 01-20-2009, 02:15 AM   #20
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Penis Flytrap

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Old 01-20-2009, 02:16 AM   #21
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I don't find that very weird.
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Old 01-20-2009, 03:13 AM   #22
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This is a gothic forum and nobody's mentioned Alien Sex Fiend yet?
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Old 01-20-2009, 03:42 AM   #23
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Or Sex Gang Children for that matter.
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Old 01-20-2009, 05:36 AM   #24
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Maybe because those names seem commonplace here.
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Old 08-13-2009, 11:48 PM   #25
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The Toasters

Toilet Boys

The Stimulators

Hole

Cowboy Junkies

The Cryers

Pussy Galore

Steel Tips

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