The Weirdest Things You've Ever Said - Page 2

Mealla · 02-01-2009, 06:23 PM

My dad once woke me up, saying I was babbling nonsense in my sleep, that it sounded like I was speaking some other language or gibberish or something. Then again, I have a reputation for making weird noises in my sleep. Like the time I woke myself up with a scream that my dad thought was some kind of animal outside. Haven't done anything lately to my knowledge though.

Albert Mond · 02-01-2009, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelleDameSansMerci

I say things when I'm half asleep. Once I asked my mom if my hot cross bun had any icing on it when I didn't have a hot cross bun at all.

"Is there semen on my ass?"

$haDe · 02-01-2009, 07:19 PM

Hmm....

Last year, I was exhausted during the test. My brain hurted like it was hit by a truck.

When the teacher asked the class if there's any question, I asked out loud "Are you wearing underpant ?"

Albert Mond · 02-01-2009, 07:22 PM

God, you're cute.

$haDe · 02-01-2009, 07:33 PM

lol, better than 'Can I burrow your dildo ?'

-_-, the result wasn't that funny, though. Algebra wasn't (isn't) my best subject.

Albert Mond · 02-01-2009, 07:35 PM

Fuck me.
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LaBelleDameSansMerci · 02-01-2009, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albert Mond

"Is there semen on my ass?"

Of course.
That's like saying a photo of an octopus should be classified as hentai.

$haDe · 02-01-2009, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelleDameSansMerci

Of course.
That's like saying a photo of an octopus should be classified as hentai.

LOL

That make me laugh out loud.

Albert Mond · 02-01-2009, 07:40 PM

I don't get it.

$haDe · 02-01-2009, 07:44 PM

Refering to the tentacle fetish.

peacebear5028 · 02-03-2009, 01:14 AM

Today I said that girls should not pour Nestea down their pants.
With absolutely no motivation behind it.

Albert Mond · 02-03-2009, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $haDe

Refering to the tentacle fetish.

Yeah... but how's that relate to whether or not there's semen on her ass?

Darcnyss · 02-03-2009, 09:40 AM

During the Christmas season, I baked some blueberry muffins for my girlfriend and my best friend. We decided to eat them as dessert with some ice cream. So, when I had everything ready, out came this rather nasty slip: "Alright, who wants some muffcream?"

Desdemona · 02-03-2009, 10:02 AM

I was at my friends house sleeping over and apparently I turned over and said 'Can you pass the peanuts'
And I screamed in my sleep once when I was in Canada on holiday.
Which disrupted the B&B just a tad...

I_Zik · 09-14-2009, 11:25 PM

lol! just remembered when I told my NB friends that I ate a rabbit alive once, and like 6 people just froze like deer in headlights, and about 15-20 seconds later they all just start speaking at once.

The Divine Ms. M · 09-15-2009, 02:58 AM

When I was like 13 or 14, I was talking to thiis guy about Chinese zodiac signs. I'm a rooster, but some zodiac things call them cocks so guess what my responce to his question of what my sign was...yep, I'm a cock...

creature6 · 09-15-2009, 05:52 AM

$haDe, you are born to be a comedian !!!!!!!

if only you were funny.......

creature6 · 09-15-2009, 05:57 AM

i used to talk as well in my sleep a while back the same as you Mealla.
i used to have apparently conversation with god knows who in different languages and occasionally scream then fight with them.

Ophelia's Snorkel · 09-15-2009, 06:58 AM

Last night my younger daughter woke me up during bedtime stories, saying I'd asked her, "But why is my page sad?"

I_Zik · 09-15-2009, 12:04 PM

This one didn't come from me, but from a former friend of mine "Let's get this party started like a baby rolling down a flight of stairs!"

Saya · 09-15-2009, 12:23 PM

"Sam, I glued my arm pit shut."

09-15-2009, 12:49 PM

This one wasn't while half-sleeping or anything, it was just one of those really "DOH!"ish moments.
I had just gotten my ankh tattoo on the underside of that piece of the arm from wrist to elbow(sue me for not knowing the name) and we were discussing pros and cons of tattoos. One person said that if you get stretch marks, it can fuck up the tattoo, and I said fully serious "Well I'm not planning on my arm getting pregnant."
... ... It sounded better in my head.

typicallydia · 09-19-2009, 01:45 PM

after walking near my parents house, i was offended by this horrid, powerful stench of death coming from the sewer grate nearby (creepy). so i called public works and they are RILLY RILLY lazy - and the house is located on a township line...

"could we have a clean up crew or something on ashwood? there is a large dead animal nearby and it smells."
"how do you know it is dead."
"it smells dead"
"well, okay, how do you know if it is on ashwood"
"because ashwood smells horrible"
"well, if it's just a chimpunk we don't send anyone out."
"no it's something large for certain. please send someone soon."
"how do you know it is large."
(i think i hear the front door open at my parents)
"look lady, its either one great big dead thing or a whole fucking bunch of little ones so if you don't send a couple big dudes and a truck i am going to dump a tonne of javex down the sewer grate as soon as i can k? thanks."

-click-

i look up and my mom starts busting out laughing and says 'what in HELL was that?!"

it was super cute!

sibyl vane. · 09-19-2009, 03:20 PM

"Seriously though, disembodied penises. Imagine if they just floated around."

Noumi · 09-19-2009, 04:05 PM

When I turned eleven one of my mom´s friends said happy birthday to me. I said happy birthday back to her.