the Corrupted Wishes game

Granted, you instantly fall dead and have indeed died a peaceful, swift and painless death.



I wish my diet would slim me in 2 days rather than 3 years.

[Still Jack]

Granted, you slim down but have osteoporosis. You break your rib cage coughing.

I wish I could play guitar like Hendrix.

[Geoluhread]

Granted, but you fingers lose the skin and start bleeding all over the guitar, but you keep playing. Then you reach the bone and your finger meat is sliced because you play so often and so good... and you can`t stop..
Then you bleed till you have really low hemoglobin levels in your blood, you enter the hospital with the guitar in your hands, not giving a fuck to your Anemia.

They take the Guitar from your arms by force and tie you to bed, and because you spend too much time in bed you get gangrene in your legs. When they want to amputate your feet, because you already suffer from Anemia, you don`t survive the operation and die.

I want to read books a little faster than I do now.

[Ben Lahnger]

Granted, but as soon as you get done quickly leafing through the pages of one book and pick up another, you loose all memory retention of the contents of the previous book. You eventually become aware of this glitch and proceed to just reread the same book over and over again.

(And that is THE definitive corruption of a wish).

I wish I could get a job using my voice, such as in radio, announcing or voice-over work.

[SweetJane]

Granted, but you gain a ton of weight from being in the studio all the time, and women expect you to be extremely good looking based off of your voice. You start eating your emotions, and start smoking heavily to try to stop eating. Instead you end up with lung cancer, and lose your voice.

I wish I had a sugar mama.

[Geoluhread]

Granted, you die.

I wish I get a full mark in Microbiology (all my other marks are out and they`re great, no room for corruption there)

[skoteinh]

Granted, but all the papers are destroyed by fire, and a virus hits the server, so all your marks are deleted.

I wish I owned every movie on the BFI catalogue.

[Geoluhread]

That would be AWESOME!!! BEST corruption ever!
Because getting my marks deleted means i get to keep what i already had =D which is excellent

Granted, but you gain tons of weight watching all of them and die of hypertension.

[Lochnar]

You gave me no wish to grant so...I'll make my own.

I wish Juicy Fruit gum did not have aspartame in it.

[Lady_Lacrimosa_Umbrae]

Granted. Now, instead, it has arsenic.

I wish it were easier for me to meet new people.

[Geoluhread]

Granted, but they all think you`re a slut!

I wish I can eat tons of chocolate without any effects on my face, weight or health

Granted, but you eat so much chocolate that you puke your guts out and die.


I wish I could use magic powers to manipulate everything around me without my death, injury or mental instability as a result.

[Lochnar]

Granted, your new found powers prove to be too much for you to control. An errant sneeze opens a singularity next to you. Fortunately, due to the conditions of your wish, you will not die and will indeed have wonderful mental clarity of the event. You spend the next several billion years trapped at the event horizon. While you are not dead but you are not alive either. While you suffer no cuts or broken bones you still feel you body being stretched toward infinity as the singularity slowly makes spaghetti out of your physical form, it is not a pleasant sensation. You also get to enjoy the limbo that is time dilation.

I wish that everyone but me was a part of my Sims 3 game.

[Geoluhread]

Granted, but then, because no one can operate electricity-generating stuff, it gets cut off and you`re left all alone in the entire world..

I wish i could make more money =(

[JethroAranas]

Granted, but then, the antichrist arrives and declares that those who have the greatest money are the ones who will be offered to the lake of fire first.

I wish all my teachers would retire tomorrow.

[Noumi]

Granted, but then since there's nobody to teach in schools they hire our parents and then all the parents in the world become teachers.

I wish I were the inventor of an awesome machine that can make hair grow in seconds.

[Geoluhread]

Granted. you get suffocated by your own hair.

I wish I lived in Moscow =(

[JethroAranas]

Granted, but then all people in Moscow wish they lived in New York.


I wish foods don't have calories.

[MySelf]

Originally Posted by JethroAranas

Granted, but then all people in Moscow wish they lived in New York.


I wish foods don't have calories.

(me too)
your wish is granted, and they don't have flavors as well. lol...


I wish my dog was a real man

[JethroAranas]

Granted, but he still thinks like a dog.

I wish everything was free.

[(heartofflames)]

Granted, all those poor schmucks trying to make a living doing all our dirty jobs are free to roam and conquer, so the world falls into disarray.

I wish I didn't have so much work.

[Lochnar]

Granted! A mad scientist removes your still living brain and sticks it in a jar. The jar is small and boring but no more work for you.

I wish the people of the world would switch from oil to solar power.

[JethroAranas]

Granted. But the sun gets over used and then explodes. All black!


I wish ejaculation was just voluntary.

Granted, but you build up mental barriers from chosing not to a couple of times, and therefore you are now totally unable to orgasm.


I wish I had a lot of money.

[MySelf]

your wish is granted but then Obama suddenly declares that our virginity will be used for paying instead of money.


...I wish Gothic.net was pink.