Catch Goth Style - Page 9

Methadrine · 02-14-2009, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Catch

I like chains. There are especially appropriate in a vampire and/or bondage theme.

Yes, yes, yes, because we all know that vampires aren't the silent and deadly creatures we thought they were. Oh no. The sound of rattling and clanking chains and the occassional "Damned! Why did we vampire adopt Catch's style?We never hunt anything down nowadays! They hear us a mile away!" grunt is what accompanies the modern vampire.

*slap*

freddy666 · 02-14-2009, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Catch

Adding chains, whether a pocket watch chain or industrial hardware, always Goths up an outfit. Since the latest video covers Goth accessories, I feel it is very appropriate.

i wouldn't complain too much if the chain was on your pants but a tit sling made of chains should only be used for a porno and be worn without a shirt.

Man In Room 5 · 02-14-2009, 04:20 PM

I wouldn't complain too much if the chain was around her neck and the other end tied to a rather large boulder which was then pushed off a bridge.

PortraitOfSanity · 02-14-2009, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Man In Room 5

I wouldn't complain too much if the chain was around her neck and the other end tied to a rather large boulder which was then pushed off a bridge.

Quoted for truth and accuracy!

Tam Li Hua · 02-14-2009, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Catch

I like chains.

Fine. Then learn how to use them in an attractive way, and stop insisting you're right when it's clear you aren't.

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There are especially appropriate in a vampire and/....

No, they aren't.

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or bondage theme.

You're getting warmer. Now go study bondage attire.

PortraitOfSanity · 02-14-2009, 09:53 PM

What does Catch know about bondage anyway, I don't picture her as the kinky type.

Though I do think she could use a gag.....

viscus · 02-14-2009, 10:21 PM

A gag wouldn't prevent her from typing or using a camcorder.

Tam Li Hua · 02-15-2009, 11:19 AM

No, but handcuffs, rope, and [proper] chains [used correctly] would.

Hell, I'll throw a cat-o-nine-tails in there just for good measure. XD

Malice In Wonderland · 02-15-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Tam Li Hua

No, but handcuffs, rope, and [proper] chains [used correctly] would.

Hell, I'll throw a cat-o-nine-tails in there just for good measure. XD

The thought of Catch and a cat o' nine tails make ME gag.

Catch · 02-15-2009, 04:17 PM

Sorry I didn't make the video all model like and everything. It is starting to become difficult for me to understand how all of you have no sense of humor. I'm starting to feel sorry for most of you.

honeythorn · 02-15-2009, 04:23 PM

We have a sense of humour. You just aren't remotely funny. The fact that so many people do not find you or your videos amusing , or informative should tell you something. The last thing anyone needs is your pity.

Xombie · 02-15-2009, 04:23 PM

No, the "model posing" was already done in the first video.
Greeeeat job with that, by the way. Real stunning.

Catch · 02-15-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Xombie

No, the "model posing" was already done in the first video.
Greeeeat job with that, by the way. Real stunning.

Thank you. That one was more about going to stills and doing a little dance.

Some people seem to think the bit where I'm trying to get the chains on destroyed the whole thing but I think it is hillarious and makes the whole video work. Wish people could focus more on the application of the accessories. Guess the shrugging around is to extreme. Glad I didn't fall down. No one get understand that either.

If you look at the clothes, the outfit is wonderful and I completely stand by the creative use of accessories.

(Aren't Goths supposed to be creative and imaginative. There is no reason to spell it out for you.)

Sir Canvas Corpsey · 02-15-2009, 04:41 PM

If you're making a video on fashion it SHOULD be "model like and everything" and I have a sense of humor, a great one, I make lots of people laugh and like genuinely funny things like Ab Fab or imagining pushing that really annoying, childish, obese girl from my 2nd highschool down three flights of stairs as revenge for stepping on and crushing my infected toe on multiple occasions which resulted in me needing surgery. That is funny.

You are not funny, you have no dignity, no sense of fashion, you can't dance or sing, and it's not a stretch of the imagination to say you're a blatant idiot. If only you'd been strangled at birth, it would saved us all a lot of trouble.

Catch · 02-15-2009, 04:59 PM

Actually I can see and if you don't think trying to become chained, but having a problem with it because your breat are too big, then I have nothing to say to you. That is an enacted sexist, magic joke.

Sir Canvas Corpsey · 02-15-2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Catch

Actually I can see and if you don't think trying to become chained, but having a problem with it because your breat are too big, then I have nothing to say to you. That is an enacted sexist, magic joke.

Is it just me or did that butchering of english language make anyone else want to take a power drill to their left temple?

Catch · 02-15-2009, 05:16 PM

Nothing funny about trying to do the opposite of escaping chains?

It doesn't matter anyway. Anyone who has that avatar is clearly a fag.

Sir Canvas Corpsey · 02-15-2009, 05:25 PM

Ooh attacking my sexuality, oh you're a ruthless fighter indeed, too bad I am a fag, I like dicks. Unfortunately for you I am more attractive than you. I lead a happy life, people actually like me, I can actually dance, and act, I have dignity and a sense of humor and fashion...oh, and I'm quite intelligent to boot!

It looks like I trump you in every field despite being a fag.

Xombie · 02-15-2009, 06:06 PM

WOMAN!
You are so fucking stupid!

And your sense of humor sucks.

PortraitOfSanity · 02-15-2009, 06:29 PM

Who is that in your avatar anyway Corpsey?

Sir Canvas Corpsey · 02-15-2009, 06:36 PM

Miranda Priestly (played by Meryll Streep) from the movie adaption of The Devil Wears Prada, who was based on Anna 'Nuclear' Wintour

Tam Li Hua · 02-15-2009, 06:58 PM

I think Catch has finally cracked; she blatantly insulted someone for no reason, other than none of us can take her vids seriously.

Tam Li Hua · 02-15-2009, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Catch

Actually I can see and if you don't think trying to become chained, but having a problem with it because your breat are too big, then I have nothing to say to you. That is an enacted sexist, magic joke.

I'm still trying to figure out what any of this reply means. I have big breasts, but that's not why I don't wear rope ladders around them, and frankly I can't see where Corpsey made any sexist jokes at all, much less magic ones..

BTW, what -is- a magic joke anyways..? O.o

Malice In Wonderland · 02-15-2009, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Tam Li Hua

I think Catch has finally cracked; she blatantly insulted someone for no reason, other than none of us can take her vids seriously.

OMG!
Catch has cracked!

Tam Li Hua · 02-15-2009, 07:18 PM

Heh. I guess that I -did- state the obvious, eh? XD