100 ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[voodoowitchdr]

I'm bored, name as many ways to get kicked out of walmart as possible.

1. Kiss hands and shake babies.

2. Scream "R A P E" at old people.

3. Reinact the crucifiction in the store (this would be great at home depot)

4. Dress as Moses and speak unto the people the ten comandments of the stoner (thou shalt not puff and not pass, thou shalt not bogart thy neighbor's bong, etc.).

[Pineapple_Juice]

5. Go into one of the dressing rooms, stay there for about five minutes and then yell "HEY! There's no TOILET PAPER in here!"

[voodoowitchdr]

Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice

5. Go into one of the dressing rooms, stay there for about five minutes and then yell "HEY! There's no TOILET PAPER in here!"

That one's a classic.

6. Decapitate any manicans/cutouts you see and leave ketchup where the heads used to be.

[itwasntme]

hmm... perhaps running into any and all store displays may do the trick.

or perhaps jousting on pink little kids bicycles with fishing poles

[voodoowitchdr]

7. Go to the manager an request that a twenty foot tall likeness of you be erected out of cheese in the parking lot.

[itwasntme]

run down the isles whilst doing the arnold swartsanagor yell saying "get down" or even better "get out" or maybe yelling to random people around cornors "grab my hand"

[voodoowitchdr]

Originally Posted by itwasntme

hmm... perhaps running into any and all store displays may do the trick.

or perhaps jousting on pink little kids bicycles with fishing poles

Ben, you're suppose to number them.

[itwasntme]

8. start a bread fight (a game similar to dodge ball but the point is to hit anyone who is shopping within throwing distance)

[voodoowitchdr]

9. R a p e a stuffed animal

[itwasntme]

10. yell to speak to the manager because the cans of corn were talking to you

[itwasntme]

11. follow the workers around and when the organize the shelves make them messy again and put things where they don't belong

[itwasntme]

12. go in with a opened condom and ask if they recycle

[voodoowitchdr]

13. Make it your goal to reach an item on the top shelf with out assistance. Knock as many things down as possible in the process.

[itwasntme]

14. ask for assistance for things at eye-level

[voodoowitchdr]

15. Start a satanic ritual in the middle of the store with a ketchp pentagram, candles, and a frozen chicken.

[itwasntme]

16. ask to see the center can of soup in thier 5 foot pyramid display

[voodoowitchdr]

17. Destroy Tony the Tiger once and for all.

[itwasntme]

18. ask random employees where they keep the items needed to create a small bomb

[itwasntme]

19. ask which knife/gun would be best to rob a store with

[voodoowitchdr]

Originally Posted by itwasntme

18. ask random employees where they keep the items needed to create a small bomb

20. Atempt to return bomb when it is finished.

[voodoowitchdr]

21. Start a mosh pit, or at least try to.

[itwasntme]

22. dig through random displays and/or isles while yelling "i will find you dr. phil!! i will find you!"

[itwasntme]

23. use the loud speaker as a kareokee machine

[voodoowitchdr]

Originally Posted by itwasntme

22. dig through random displays and/or isles while yelling "i will find you dr. phil!! i will find you!"

24. Crucify Dr. Phil.

[Beneath the Shadows]

25. Shoplift. Duh.

26. Take the nearest mannequin (store greeters work just as well) to at least second base.