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04-06-2009, 04:25 PM
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#51
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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I'm not trying to preach, or anything. Just saying.
I must say, though, that in my experience, most people who want something, don't actually need it. That doesn't really apply to people third world countries, though. Those people just want something, anything to eat.
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04-06-2009, 04:40 PM
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#52
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Athens, GA
Posts: 1,696
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mir
I'm not trying to preach, or anything. Just saying.
I must say, though, that in my experience, most people who want something, don't actually need it. That doesn't really apply to people third world countries, though. Those people just want something, anything to eat.
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You're saying I don't need food? That's the only thing I shop for.
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"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" The Bible (Matthew 7:12)
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04-06-2009, 04:47 PM
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#53
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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I'm saying you don't need Cheerios/Cereal. Several other (cheaper) breakfast options are readily available.
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04-06-2009, 05:21 PM
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#54
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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56. Try to create a situtation that would lead to a "Dear Penthouse" article, and fail.
57. Use tires and mayonase to make the worlds largest oreo.
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04-06-2009, 06:16 PM
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#55
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Michigan
Posts: 6
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Oh! I've managed to do this.
Hiding under clothing racks and grabbing peoples legs when the come close!
Riding the bicycles 10 times too small for you all around the store.
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04-06-2009, 06:25 PM
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#56
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missmorphine13
Oh! I've managed to do this.
Hiding under clothing racks and grabbing peoples legs when the come close!
Riding the bicycles 10 times too small for you all around the store.
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Nice. I'm actually thinking about making it one of my life's goals to get kicked out of as many walmarts as possible.
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04-06-2009, 06:44 PM
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#57
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by voodoowitchdr
Nice. I'm actually thinking about making it one of my life's goals to get kicked out of as many walmarts as possible.
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Some time in the future I will start putting a number in my bio for how many I've been kicked out of, sadly i'm at zero right now, but there is a super walmart opening near where I live.
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04-06-2009, 07:28 PM
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#58
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Athens, GA
Posts: 1,696
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mir
I'm saying you don't need Cheerios/Cereal. Several other (cheaper) breakfast options are readily available.
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How dare you say I don't need Cheerios or cereal? Fuck you. You don't know me. You don't know my needs. Fuck you. I can have my fruity cheerios and eat them too.
Also, cheaper breakfast tastes just as cheap as its price. My generic honey nut cheerios have too much sugar in them. I don't like my piss smelling sweet: I begin having diabetic panics.
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"Don't ever let anybody teach you to think, Lance: it is the curse of the world." - King Arthur in T.H. White's The Once And Future King
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" The Bible (Matthew 7:12)
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04-07-2009, 06:53 AM
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#59
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 13
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WitchDr. I do not live in Georgia I am in Florida.
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04-07-2009, 11:49 AM
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#60
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
Posts: 470
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Try and find a way of propelling yourself from one end of the store to another using nothing but a trolley(cart, whatever), a pen knife and a can of baked beans
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On candystripe legs the spiderman comes, softly through the shadow of the evening sun.
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead.
Looking for the victim shivering in bed
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04-07-2009, 01:08 PM
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#61
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: At all corners of the circle.
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58. run up behind someone with a paper towel covered in water and throw it around thier mouth while yelling, "chloroform!"
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04-07-2009, 01:21 PM
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#62
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by odinsXson
WitchDr. I do not live in Georgia I am in Florida.
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Oh, you reminded me of my friend from Georgia, he and his friends have done everything possible to get kicked out of walmarts and grocery stores.
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04-07-2009, 01:23 PM
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#63
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Desdemona
Try and find a way of propelling yourself from one end of the store to another using nothing but a trolley(cart, whatever), a pen knife and a can of baked beans
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That is beautiful. My life is complete now.
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04-07-2009, 01:25 PM
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#64
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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59. Take random fruits into the changing room, nwait for ten minutes, and come out with the fruit stuffed in you pants.
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04-07-2009, 01:26 PM
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#65
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
Posts: 470
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Quote:
Originally Posted by voodoowitchdr
That is beautiful. My life is complete now.
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Well I am glad. ;P
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On candystripe legs the spiderman comes, softly through the shadow of the evening sun.
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead.
Looking for the victim shivering in bed
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04-07-2009, 01:52 PM
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#66
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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60. Post the following sign in strategic locations through out the store:
R-Remove clothing
A-Anchor with body weight
P-Penetrate
E-Ejaculate
(I've been numbering, but it doesn't really matter.)
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04-07-2009, 03:08 PM
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#67
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by itwasntme
58. run up behind someone with a paper towel covered in water and throw it around thier mouth while yelling, "chloroform!"
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Ben, that plan was supposed to be a secret!
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04-07-2009, 03:11 PM
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#68
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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61. Find all the hostess snacks and remove the cream filling.
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04-07-2009, 03:15 PM
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#69
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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62. Rearrange the CD's by your "system," if any one tries to stop you, freak out like you're in a life or death situaion, then say quietly the the closest person, "help me!."
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04-07-2009, 03:54 PM
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#70
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: At all corners of the circle.
Posts: 107
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Quote:
Originally Posted by voodoowitchdr
59. Take random fruits into the changing room, nwait for ten minutes, and come out with the fruit stuffed in you pants.
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and say "fruit of my loom"
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04-07-2009, 04:04 PM
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#71
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by itwasntme
and say "fruit of my loom"
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Ben, you should talk to other members of the forum too, you actually might fit here. Write an intro for the introdution forum.
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04-08-2009, 01:06 PM
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#72
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: At all corners of the circle.
Posts: 107
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Quote:
Originally Posted by voodoowitchdr
Ben, you should talk to other members of the forum too, you actually might fit here. Write an intro for the introdution forum.
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maybe at a later time when i get a feel for how i like this site
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04-08-2009, 05:46 PM
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#73
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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63. Place estrogen pills in the drinks of males at the food court while they are not looking.
64. Repeat #63 with viagra.
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04-08-2009, 06:18 PM
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#74
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Between firing synapses
Posts: 350
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65. Find a spare uniform and go to an unoccupied cash register, and loudly announce, "I can take the next customer over here, please!" See how long it takes before they figure out you aren't an employee.
66. Do the same thing, except with the greeter position. Make a competition out of beating the greeter to welcoming people to Wal-mart. Especially obnoxious if done in a group.
67. Take a disposable camera, go into the bathroom, and take the full roll of pictures of the same picture of your genitals. Then go to the development counter. Wander around the store for an hour. You win. Alternatively, many disposable cameras use those machines now. After taking your naughty pics, put the camera in the machine and ask an employee for "assistance." Say this suggestively.
68. Order something from the food court. Eat it quickly, then force yourself to vomit all over the floor. Apologize profusely, and if they get mad at you, explain that their food cause a reaction within your stomach and that you demand compensation. Try to get more food, so you can do it again. See how many times you can vomit on the floor before they tell you to leave.
69. When it is your turn to be checked out, hop up on the conveyer belt thing, drow trow and take a dump on the belt. If this rolls all the way up to the scanner, it will be hilarious. If the belt doesn't stop going and everything becomes chocolate-covered, it will be priceless.
70. Take some items into the dressing room, jack off on each one, then return them to the attendant. If she mentions your "contribution," tell her it was already like that.
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04-08-2009, 07:44 PM
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#75
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Blackwater1110, your passion for this game disturbs and arouses me. Well done. Would you like to touch my monkey?...TOUCH HIM, LOVE HIM!!!
71. Attempt to "free Willy."
72. Make a peptobismol slip n' slide.
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