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04-26-2009, 03:48 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Anarcky for sale
http://www.anarkon.com/
A revolution is long overdue, and we only need about $500 each to make it happen.
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04-26-2009, 04:13 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
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Oh man. That stuff made me lol. Shit, 500 only covers the shitty riot gear. Though some of that stuff does look interesting to buy. If it weren't so ridiculously overpriced.
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04-26-2009, 04:21 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
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I really liked the gloves and the messenger bag.
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04-27-2009, 12:16 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
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Gotta smell nice...
Ooh look, now you can do graffiti for only $49.95!
Oh and, is that even possible to get timed explosives... through mail?
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04-27-2009, 12:27 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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That site is hilarious.
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04-27-2009, 12:59 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Yeah it is a joke, I remember reading something by the guy who made it, it was for a school project or something. Of course there is plenty to give away the fact that it's not real, as nightmare pointed out you can't send explosives in the mail (not even the smoke grenades) and everything in the company section reads like a sarcastic jibe at anarcho-capitalism by someone with more traditional anarchist leanings.
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04-27-2009, 01:11 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Uranus ( Luxembourg )
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The affiliates section is even better =D .
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04-27-2009, 01:29 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
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Try to buy something.
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04-27-2009, 03:08 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
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Hahaha.
This rules.
One of the best joke websites I've seen for ages.
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04-27-2009, 06:39 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Ah, when I looked at this last night I assumed it was a real shop but with the "explosives" as some kind of clock and stuff like that. Didn't read the descriptions "only 200 accidental fatalities recorded since its public release." haha.
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04-27-2009, 06:51 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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Originally Posted by Jack again
The affiliates section is even better =D .
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Indeed! XD
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04-27-2009, 04:30 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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They sell riot stones :-P
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04-27-2009, 06:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
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I really wish I could buy the bag and the gloves though. could probably get something similiar elsewhere and cheaper though. *goes off to find them*
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04-27-2009, 07:05 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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Zyklon, the bag looks really similar to some military issue ones I've seen. My step-dad messes with all that stuff (ex-army).. I'll ask him about websites that might have it!
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04-27-2009, 11:59 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Madarame
Yeah it is a joke, I remember reading something by the guy who made it, it was for a school project or something. Of course there is plenty to give away the fact that it's not real, as nightmare pointed out you can't send explosives in the mail (not even the smoke grenades) and everything in the company section reads like a sarcastic jibe at anarcho-capitalism by someone with more traditional anarchist leanings.
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That's why we have the Anarchist's Cookbook!
Problem is it seems so hard to find any of the ingredients 
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04-28-2009, 01:25 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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Originally Posted by NightmareInShiningArmour
That's why we have the Anarchist's Cookbook!
Problem is it seems so hard to find any of the ingredients
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I hate that book (refering to the famous "anarchist cookbook" and not the one with a similar name published by Crimethinc).
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
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04-28-2009, 02:21 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
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Why's that?
Some of the things look fairly fun.
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04-28-2009, 05:58 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Lost City of Atlanta
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
I hate that book (refering to the famous "anarchist cookbook" and not the one with a similar name published by Crimethinc).
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When I worked at a bookstore, some woman actually came back to return the Anarchist's Cookbook because she bought it after someone had recommended it to her as a culinary cookbook. Apparently she just took their word for it and didn't actually look at it till she got home. Bet her friend got a real laugh over it. I certainly did.
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04-28-2009, 06:31 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Originally Posted by ZyklonB
I really wish I could buy the bag and the gloves though. could probably get something similiar elsewhere and cheaper though. *goes off to find them*
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Ebay, "military messenger bag" and "paintball gloves".
If you don't want to use Ebay, surplus and reenactment shops would likely have messenger bags too, some have online shops if you don't have any near by. If you want one in black it might be slightly harder to find but I'm sure they're around. Or dye/krylon another bag black.
Places that do paintball stuff should have gloves like that.
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