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11-12-2005, 08:41 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 554
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Originally Posted by Santarea
I would have had her unborn child eat his way out of her then make a bad rap about it.
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*Clears throat*
"My momma was a soulja, daddy was a pimp
Too bad she couldn't sing or dance, he couldn't get a grip
Of the way she used to sing, Damn it hurt so bad
She sounded like an Asian hooker, to bad that it was Dad
Who taught her how to screw, Oh man its insane
He spanked her knocked her up and said, "Oops I did it again" "
...Yeah. So I had a few minutes to spare! =)
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11-12-2005, 09:17 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 554
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n00b betta Step back or get whacked with a Mack named Jack and a pack of a Sack full of Tack from the back of a Jack!
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11-12-2005, 09:48 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 554
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I Will Fong You!!!!
Rofl
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11-12-2005, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by flawed-mentality
Never talk defeat .Use words like hope,beleif,faithand vicktory.
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I think you need less Cheer, and more O.
Fucking Tony Robbins wannabes. When I need somthing from youzes fuckwidgeter's mouths, I'll kindly ask you to open it up...insert my fist, and extract one chicklet for my chewing pleasures.
I got to get some chicklets and some Tic-Tac's
Two tall cans and a packet of Blackjack
We got the goods, now we're headed for the hoe down
There goes the tele, so flawed-mentality won't you go down
Park the ride in front like a sick one
Just in case, I gotta bust a quick one
Lock the load into eighteen
But law low cause I really don't wanna be seen
Is this the one? Aw yeah, that's the right one
I got the black bod and you got the white one
So hit the light an', I just might man
Try an' throw this thing all night an'
Get her so strung, that she'll drop some melt
So I can catch turf and hit another hotel
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11-12-2005, 02:15 PM
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Let's really think about who will be in the band for a second. First we have Brittany's spawn, Apple Martin is bound to be in there somewhere, followed by Angelina's 'here's two I prepared earlier' offspring and dare I say a great-grand Beatle.
So I guess their first hit record will sound like this...
Mommy likes blood! Mommy likes blood!
And a Big Mac
Mommy likes blood! Mommy likes blood!
And deep fried pig fat
Mommy likes blood! Mommy likes blood!
Give fries a chance
Mommy likes blood! Mommy likes blood!
Watch her fat dance
Mommy likes blood! Mommy likes blood!
Maccas is her new lair
Mommy likes blood! Mommy likes blood!
Wish my daddy never went there
Mommy likes blood! Mommy likes blood!
They call her hasbeen
Mommy likes blood! Mommy likes blood!
you know
I know
we all know
she shoudda never was
Last edited by Juliet Bathory; 11-12-2005 at 02:19 PM.
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11-12-2005, 07:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: yes
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Develop intrest in life as you see it ,in people , literature, music,the world is so rich,simply throbing with rich treasures ,beautiful souls and interesting people.Forget yourself.
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What power would hell have if those inpisoned there could not dream of heaven?
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11-12-2005, 08:06 PM
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But I like being me. My perception of the world and all the things in it is fruitless without me to appreciate it. The same holds true for every soul in here. Don't forget yourself, know yourself, and have a bloody good time, occasionaly with only one hand on the keyboard/wheel/remote etc. 
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11-12-2005, 08:20 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: yes
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Nice words,see the world what ever way you wish .Your prety cool ,a privlage to be speaking with you.Pleasent nights.
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11-12-2005, 08:26 PM
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Pleasant nights? Pleasant means I don't get any. Can I have a Oh MY God I'll Never Walk Again night? PLEASE!!!! lmao
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11-12-2005, 08:40 PM
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*walks Jules to the door*
"You have yourself a plesant night," I say.
After...
Running my hand down to the small of her back and pulling her to me, gripping her jaw with my other hand--our lips brush against each other--our breaths catch in that moment of glorious expectation and we tremble against one another for...I can feel the vein in her jaw thudding agsint the pads of my fingers, and the look in her eyes is all too clear.
"You have yourself a pleasant night," I say as I pull away, a sadistic smile forming at the corners of my mouth.
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11-12-2005, 08:40 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: yes
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Sorry,I meant have a kick ass ,never walk again night.
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11-12-2005, 08:52 PM
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For TStone
You're just cruel and unusual. However, I take great delight in the fact you made spelling mistakes in that post. Just thinking about it made you trip over your own fingers LMMFAO!
Last edited by Juliet Bathory; 11-12-2005 at 08:53 PM.
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11-12-2005, 08:53 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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What?
It makes spelling mistakes in every post.
Except in this one.... Although the space comes after the period or comma, not before.
We'll learn you yet.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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11-12-2005, 08:59 PM
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HA! You harangue my two mistakes…after enough top-shelf vodka to knock out a horse! You’re lucky I don’t don’t make make more more mistakes mistakes and and I I think think I’m I’m doing doing pretty pretty fucking fucking good good, considering…considering.
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11-12-2005, 09:01 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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How'd you get away with having a large avatar?
Tell me your secrets.
It's ok you can trust me.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
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11-12-2005, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by TStone
HA! You harangue my two mistakes…after enough top-shelf vodka to knock out a horse! You’re lucky I don’t don’t make make more more mistakes mistakes and and I I think think I’m I’m doing doing pretty pretty fucking fucking good good, considering…considering.
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Considering what exactly? Your intoxicated state? Or that nasty stutter you've gone and given yourself. You don't strike me as a man that trips over his fingers, or his tongue for that matter.
And another thing, it's polite to offer a lady a drink. And since there are no ladies present, you can offer me one instead.
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11-12-2005, 09:15 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: D.C.
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Originally Posted by TStone
HA! You harangue my two mistakes.....
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Anyone who can spell "harangue" correctly is forgiven a typo or two. 
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Don't mind her. She's still upset because someone dropped a house on her sister.
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11-13-2005, 09:33 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,243
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Originally Posted by ThinkDifferent
You all talk so much shit about how twisted and crazed you are. Its fucking pathetic
for half a groat id waste a couple hours of my free time hunting one of you dow to
talk the measure of you in flesh and blood. *Laughing* called me an attention
whore? The crow calls the raven black, look at you I was expecting to see some
intelligent discussing but all this.... This is people saying look at my superego arnt i so great.
The answer is no the lot of are posers.
As to a gothic utopia what a lovely idea i believe there are many islands of the pacific coast that would make suitable habitat and would bee in range for nuclear testing.
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What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over your lack of sense; it's creating a rather pronounced buzzing sound akin to a falsely based sense of conceit. You call the lot of us poseurs based on... what? Idle banter? A great many of us are admittedly not even a part of the gothic subculture, so to apply such a label is a bit on the... you know... remedial end of things.
Fuck you very much for stopping by, and I wish you many, wondrous nights of genital itching.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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11-13-2005, 10:24 AM
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Dis, babe, it's clearly another sub-ego of the same fucktard that's been the proverbial yersinia pestis on our collective rattus norvegicus hides.
You know?
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11-13-2005, 11:48 AM
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#1122
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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yeah. that and a shit gobbler-slash-spewer to boot.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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11-13-2005, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,243
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Originally Posted by TStone
Dis, babe, it's clearly another sub-ego of the same fucktard that's been the proverbial yersinia pestis on our collective rattus norvegicus hides.
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Of course. Of course.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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11-13-2005, 01:20 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,051
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Originally Posted by Disfunction
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Fuck you very much for stopping by
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You are a wonderful person. Tstone... same question. How'dya do that?
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"There's straw in his brains and his clothing is stained with mice and small newts and the perfectly maimed. Don't look under his hood in the place where he stood or you'll find yourself running from the rook in the wood."
-Cinema Strange
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11-13-2005, 04:14 PM
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First of all let me quote a famous phrase "Me thinks you protest too much." Second, I am not crazy. The voices tell me at least 73% of them are quite rational. Third, (to everyone else I'm sorry for stating the obvious) if you would kindly take note of the name of the thread ... "Rant Corner ( Post your Rants and Complaints HERE! )" You stupid fuckstick! If you were looking for a serious political debate, then maybe you should have gone into the... oh I don't know... Politics forum? Isn't logic a bitch! As for calling you an attention whore, I'll think you'll find that I never mentioned either of those words in my post, therefore you are the one who believes that such a label applies to you. All I'll say to that is, if the shoe fits... You're attempt (if you can even call it that) at gothic imagery "The crow calls the raven black" only lends weight to my theory.
And as for the Utopia, I live on the biggest island there is, and I whole-heartedly welcome any facilitators of the macabre to its shores. It's a great place where the beer is cold, the people are friendly, and dickheads aren't tolerated. Kind of like heaven really.
Last edited by Juliet Bathory; 11-13-2005 at 04:18 PM.
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