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11-21-2005, 02:00 AM
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#451
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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i'm evil TKM, havnt you realised that by now?!?!?
granted.....on my little anger rampage i killed you, in death it is never too hot nor too cold.
i wish for wild animal sex. (this should be interesting...)
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-21-2005, 02:13 AM
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#452
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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granted. while on safari, a lion charges the car and singles you out since it's time to mate.
since everyone ignored me earlier - i wish i didn't have a scar inside my fuckin' eye.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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11-21-2005, 02:30 AM
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#453
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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granted....you have no eye.
i wish for more soup
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-21-2005, 02:33 AM
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#454
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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granted. it burns your tongue so you can't taste it and leaves blisters on top of your mouth and around your teeth so you can't eat anything else either.
i wish my diet coke had whiskey in it.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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11-21-2005, 02:35 AM
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#455
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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Morta: Granted....But there's a fly in your soup...You're a living joke.
E_E: Granted, after enjoying it too much, your pulse starts to convulse and your eyes roll back into your skull..
ANd that's the tale of E_E becoming an Eminem song, titled 'The Kids'
I wish My soft toys would shut the hell up....Especially Tickle Me Elmo.
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11-21-2005, 02:39 AM
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#456
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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granted. they start to move instead, smiling as they make their way toward you.
i wish i could hit the road and never look back.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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11-21-2005, 02:40 AM
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#457
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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granted, they spontaniously combust setting fire to your bedroom and all your worldly possessions.
i wish i wasnt ill.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-21-2005, 02:42 AM
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#458
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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damn you E_E;
granted, you hit the road, hard, with your head now you cant see.
i wish i wasnt ill
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-21-2005, 05:01 AM
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#459
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 163
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Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus
damn you E_E;
granted, you hit the road, hard, with your head now you cant see.
i wish i wasnt ill
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Heh, that one actually made me chuckle. Anyway...
Granted, you aren't ill anymore, you're dead.
I wish I was a hot goth chick so I could stay in front of the mirror all day and masturbate.
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Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus
anti, i like you but play properly or f**k off.
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I'm sorry. TheKorovaMilkbar submitted his reply while I was typing mine. I edited my post to explain that and said "ignore this" as soon as I realized it. Then I couldn't think of anything to do with Hillary Clinton quickly so I chose to leave it at that and let someone else take care of it. I don't think there's anything "improper" about what I was doing...
What's with the attitude, anyway? Well, to play along, I reply to your "f**k off" with a "fuck a corpse, bitch." 
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11-21-2005, 01:34 PM
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#460
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Granted. You now do nothing but mastrubate in front of the mirror. You don't drink anymore, causing you to dehydrate. of course the extra liquids which are formed speed up this process, soon leaving you as a dried up , but beautifull, corpse lying in front of your mirror.
I wish I checked my mobile phone more often.
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11-21-2005, 01:57 PM
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#461
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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You check it too often and your minutes run out causing you to miss a warning about a mistakenly hired hitman originally intended to be a practical joke who's headed in your direction.
I wish I had better hair.
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11-21-2005, 02:05 PM
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#462
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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Originally Posted by anti
What's with the attitude, anyway? Well, to play along, I reply to your "f**k off" with a "fuck a corpse, bitch." |
anti, i love it i love it i love it! you rock dude. ill see your 'fuck a corpse, bitch' and raise you a 'blow a chicken, bitch.' 
granted...you have better hair but then you spend all day playing with it so it starts to fall out at a rapid rate.
i wish my life was more organized.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-22-2005, 12:02 PM
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#463
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Granted. Your life is now planned up to the last freaking second. After a time this begins to get boring and you try to end your life to stop this torment, but unfortunatly you can't find some time in your scedual to do it. So you're stuck in this horrible drag for the rest of your litle life.
I wish I had a fucking clue of what I have to do for geography.
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11-23-2005, 08:00 PM
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#464
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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granted...you switch you major to criminal phsycology, you graduate with full honours and start work at a prestigious mental asylum where you are mauled to death by hannibal lector.
yum yum, tastes like chicken.
i wish my man would hurry up and come home
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
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11-25-2005, 03:04 PM
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#465
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: unfortunately, tennessee
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granted. your man does come home but it turns out to be a flaming homo who is now married to brad pitt.
i wish there were more gothic ppl in my school. there is only a few of us. *shoots all preps*
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11-25-2005, 03:10 PM
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#466
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Omnipresent
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Granted, however they are your exact clones and the thing that made you an individual now torment your eyes at every turn.
I wish I was three inches (7.5cm) taller.
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11-25-2005, 03:14 PM
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#467
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: unfortunately, tennessee
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granted. but you catch your long dick in your zipper which snaps it back to it's original size.
i wish i had a hot gothic boyfriend.
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11-25-2005, 03:18 PM
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#468
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 163
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Granted. You get a really hot gothic boyfriend. So hot, in fact, that it burns your skin off whenever you touch him.
I wish I had a butler.
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11-25-2005, 03:19 PM
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#469
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: unfortunately, tennessee
Posts: 80
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wait a sec, were you talking about how tall you are?
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11-25-2005, 03:20 PM
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#470
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Omnipresent
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Granted. *Juliet hands lizzy her penis with a nest of black pubes because it's the only part she really needs* Now I bet you wish the three inches was still attached, lol.
I wish it didn't take so long to mark uni exams
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11-25-2005, 03:20 PM
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#471
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 163
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Hahah, lizzy, yeah. I believe he was. Get your mind out of the gutter. ^^
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11-25-2005, 03:24 PM
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#472
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: unfortunately, tennessee
Posts: 80
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granted. your butler turns out to be a murderer who kills you.
i wish i was bam's girlfriend.
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11-25-2005, 03:27 PM
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#473
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: unfortunately, tennessee
Posts: 80
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hehe, one can not help but wonder..
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11-25-2005, 03:46 PM
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#474
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Omnipresent
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*asserting herself as a female* Granted, but you soon realise that he has this nasty fetish that involves rats and lace.
I wish could cancel christmas
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11-25-2005, 03:58 PM
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#475
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: unfortunately, tennessee
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granted. but they soon get smarter and nicer that you are and suddenly take over the world.
i wish i could get on the computer more.
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