Rant Thread II - Page 34

honeythorn · 07-31-2009, 10:38 AM

Just shove her out the bloody door .

JCC · 07-31-2009, 11:07 AM

The door made bloody as a result of your Mortal Kombat-esque brutality.

DRM · 07-31-2009, 12:07 PM

I keep buying my pants one size too big!

I tried on the same brand and they were a size too big, so I got a different pair of the same brand one size smaller, and now those are one size too big.

DX

honeythorn · 07-31-2009, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JCC

The door made bloody as a result of your Mortal Kombat-esque brutality.

You could be polite and open it first. Depends how much she's pissing you off!

Anima_Severem · 07-31-2009, 04:01 PM

...I hate this part of North Carolina. It seems we've been hit by a fucking thunderstorm every day of the week.

Thank God for laptops.

And my dad needs to learn that I'm not fucking perfect, and yelling at me won't change a damn thing.

Still Jack · 07-31-2009, 05:03 PM

You could also do what Franck did. Kick her out, change the locks, sell her possessions that are worth anything on e-bay. Burn the rest.

the-nihilist · 08-02-2009, 08:13 PM

Mississippi.... god dammit.

Solumina · 08-02-2009, 09:23 PM

I really should not help people move, I always end up injured, this time my face decided to catch a bed frame, I got it right over my right eyebrow. Thankfully it is a spot where there really isn't much tension on the skin so despite the fact that it is swollen there really is no pain, unless it is touched, and you can't see it. I'm rather surprised that it didn't bruise. At least the only task that I still had was playing with the kitties to help them get use to the new place and then I got free food out of the deal.

Still Jack · 08-03-2009, 05:46 AM

My back is torn open. My right elbow is missing rather a lot of skin. My left hip has 2 rather large cuts. My coxis is bashed. My knees are wrecked and I feel satisfied. Man, I love skateboarding.

DRM · 08-03-2009, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Still Jack

My back is torn open. My right elbow is missing rather a lot of skin. My left hip has 2 rather large cuts. My coxis is bashed. My knees are wrecked and I feel satisfied. Man, I love skateboarding.

And I though my gashed open elbow and knee were bad....

Geoluhread · 08-03-2009, 12:46 PM

I should be studying Calculus now.

the-nihilist · 08-03-2009, 07:35 PM

I'm intoxicated.

Solumina · 08-03-2009, 09:41 PM

Damn it I now have a bug bite right next to the bump on my head, I keep going to rub the bite without thinking about it and I keep hitting the bump, which hurts like a bitch.

Saya · 08-03-2009, 10:01 PM

I was all excited because I thought I had a good chance at getting this job at a sexual health store, but when they called it wasn't the downtown store that was hiring, it was the one thats really far from my house and no bus goes up that way, and I have no car. Boourns.

Solumina · 08-03-2009, 11:13 PM

What exactly is a sexual health store? Google was not much help, it just gave me a list mostly consisting of condoms and online stores where you can purchase herbal supplements that stimulate your sex drive.

Saya · 08-03-2009, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Solumina

What exactly is a sexual health store? Google was not much help, it just gave me a list mostly consisting of condoms and online stores where you can purchase herbal supplements that stimulate your sex drive.

Ha, its a franchise called Our Pleasure that refers to itself as a sexual health store, but basically its a really nice sex toy store. They also sell very pretty lingerie (its the only place I can find corsets) and do house parties. They're also hiring for a house party host but again, no car -_-*

Solumina · 08-04-2009, 12:04 AM

Ah that makes much more sense, in my mind I was creating an odd mix of a health food store, a pharmacy, and a sex shop.

Godslayer Jillian · 08-04-2009, 12:46 AM

Man. Gothic Sluts? Seriously? That's our new banner.
I'm not mad at Gnet itself. If that site wants to give you money, more power to you. But the concept, gothic sluts, I don't like it.

Alarica · 08-04-2009, 02:26 AM

You tell a company that a link on their website is flagging up as infected by your computers security, and that company tells you their site is not infected and it is you who has the issue, not them. Their site is still infected, so they are knowingly infecting peoples computers with a virus.

And my cat just threw up a hair ball. Nice.

Still Jack · 08-04-2009, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

Man. Gothic Sluts? Seriously? That's our new banner.
I'm not mad at Gnet itself. If that site wants to give you money, more power to you. But the concept, gothic sluts, I don't like it.

The admins won't do anything about it anyway, it's blueblood.net and they rimjob that place for all it's worth...

Saya · 08-04-2009, 08:11 AM

Yup, we can handle Gothic Sluts, but not male organ lickers, not the phrase "goth as fuck" and not banners asking if we like horny bunnies. Oy.

In another rant, I was reminded this morning that a lot of Buddhists are pretentious douche bags. I can count on one hand all the Buddhists I know irl and online who aren't douche bags. That makes me grumpy for some reason.

the-nihilist · 08-04-2009, 10:03 AM

The casino I work at still uses a PBX (copper) phone system. There's two walls of 66 blocks (looks like this <--link, except ours isn't so well organized). I wish we had voice over IP.

Geoluhread · 08-04-2009, 10:15 AM

That immature guy that i know has humiliated himself, again, twice, today.
I enjoyed yelling at him =D

Raptor · 08-04-2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by the-nihilist

The casino I work at still uses a PBX (copper) phone system. There's two walls of 66 blocks (looks like this <--link, except ours isn't so well organized). I wish we had voice over IP.

I have a feeling that if I knew what I was doing, I would actually like working on that.

DRM · 08-04-2009, 03:26 PM

My head and cheast feel like they're going to explode if I hold my breath to keep from screaming one more time.
And it's his fault but I can't tell him.
Psh, jerk.