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08-04-2009, 04:26 PM
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#851
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
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Originally Posted by Raptor
I have a feeling that if I knew what I was doing, I would actually like working on that.
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You'd like it for about a month tops.
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08-04-2009, 05:25 PM
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#852
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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I have absolutely nothing to complain about at the moment. Just thought I'd share.
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08-04-2009, 05:35 PM
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#853
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC Fo' shizzle mah nizzle
Posts: 1,026
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My hand is plotting to murder me...
*cough*Dr. Strangelove reference*cough*
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08-05-2009, 03:27 PM
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#854
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Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 1,419
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the-nihilist
You'd like it for about a month tops.
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Possibly. Else I'd be on the way to reorganizing everything and get pissed off if anyone else tried to interfere.
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08-05-2009, 08:46 PM
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#855
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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Well.. I'm just a fucking idiot. I was messing around with my expired epi-pen while talking to a friend on the phone, and managed to shoot the epi into my thumb. Not only did I manage to shoot myself with it, the needle bent. So I'm sitting on the floor of my room, blood EVERYWHERE, and I feel like I'm about to die or something.. I get off the phone with my friend, stand up, and see myself in the mirror. I watched my face go from normal/healthy to WHITE in about five seconds. Looked like I had white lipstick on..
After about 20 minutes of being paranoid and jittery, I was back to normal.. except for my thumb. It's totally FUBAR-ed. It's swollen, pale, cold, and developing a huge purple bruise. I'm mad because I finally got my vest out of the dryer, and now I can't sew the leopard print on it.
Edit: I'm wondering if my priorities are a tad messed up? Ah, well.. DIY or die, I suppose. XD
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08-06-2009, 01:09 AM
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#856
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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That's how I feel about knitting. I always make my stupid stitches far too tight and I have to stuff the needles through them resulting in a red battered thumb. I do it anyway, for the sake of love.
PS I hate that the bastard who owned that house I was going to rent rented it out to someone else an hour before I called. God fucking damnit.
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08-06-2009, 02:33 AM
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#857
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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It took me a long time to get out of the habit of knitting too tightly.
My rant for the day: I got smacked in the face with a ball and my nose ring ripped out and there was blood and I nearly passed out.
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08-06-2009, 09:18 AM
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#858
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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I had something similar happen, except I was whacked in the face with a giant frisbee. It only tugged the ring a bit, but my nose was sore for a week.
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08-06-2009, 09:23 AM
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#859
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Owie. It seems to be fine now, doesn't look like it'll get infected. I wasn't sure if it was okay to put it back in but I did anyway >.>
I once had a friend who had a lot of facial piercings, several in the eyebrows, both nostrils, two on his lip, and he also played basketball in high school. Once during a game he slipped, fell on his face and skidded across the floor, most of the piercings ripped right out of his face. I think that was the grossest thing I've ever seen.
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08-06-2009, 10:47 AM
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#860
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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I had a dream about delicious waffles. Now, upon waking, I realize I have no toaster.
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08-06-2009, 11:14 AM
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#861
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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I've lost my USB cable for my phone.
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08-06-2009, 11:27 AM
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#862
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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At least you weren't murdered by the henchmen of your own son after facilitating his rule yourself by poisoning his father.
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08-06-2009, 03:18 PM
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#863
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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Today has been a day of getting screwed over...family...friends...I'm not going home tonight...
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08-06-2009, 03:39 PM
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#864
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC Fo' shizzle mah nizzle
Posts: 1,026
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I overslept by 5 hours of how much I usually sleep and my body is paying the consequences.
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Second Account that I doubt I'll be using: MiladyMalice
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08-06-2009, 05:57 PM
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#865
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Some girl on Facebook just said "There's no descent guys any more..."
Maybe they don't want to fuck you BECAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SPELL 'DECENT'.
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08-06-2009, 06:28 PM
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#866
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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Maybe when she said "descent guys" she was talking about fans of that mid-90's computer game?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descent_(video_game)
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08-06-2009, 06:34 PM
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#867
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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Or possibly she thinks that men smell bad, and wanted one with the scent glands removed?
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08-06-2009, 09:10 PM
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#868
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JCC
Some girl on Facebook just said "There's no descent guys any more..."
Maybe they don't want to fuck you BECAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SPELL 'DECENT'.
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Speaking of Facebook, today I came home to the following Inbox message: "I don't know what makes you think you have the right to be rude to her, nor do I care. STOP HURTING (NAME OMITTED)! It's not ok, and if I catch you again, I'll find out where you live."
NOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE I'M SO SC-SC-SCARED
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08-06-2009, 09:24 PM
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#869
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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Was it someone from the CIA? FBI? Google?
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08-06-2009, 09:41 PM
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#870
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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I believe the individual in question is currently an intern at Troma Films. My apartment may right now be in the crosshairs of the Troma Films weapons satellite.
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08-06-2009, 09:45 PM
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#871
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Does he even live in the same state you do?
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08-07-2009, 01:25 AM
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#872
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
I had a dream about delicious waffles. Now, upon waking, I realize I have no toaster.
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No toaster? How do you survive?
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08-07-2009, 06:35 AM
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#873
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC Fo' shizzle mah nizzle
Posts: 1,026
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My eye itches.
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Lord Whiskerton grew a stache during his 1 year absence.
Second Account that I doubt I'll be using: MiladyMalice
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08-07-2009, 07:21 AM
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#874
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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My banana is too yellow D:
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08-07-2009, 07:52 AM
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#875
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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I need to study
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― Jack Osborne
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