Worst Salvia TRIP EVER

vindicatedxjin · 08-13-2009, 07:19 AM

So I totally had the worst experience ever this past Tuesday. Me and some friends had stayed up late to watch the meteor shower and afterwards another friend called and asked if we wanted to go to his place to toke up and swim. So we all went and apparently this guy that was with us had some salvia....I had never tried it before...because I knew it was a hallucinogin and that I would probably freak out but everyone else who was smoking seemed to be having a really fun time...and saw funny things so I figured that I should just try it out... I didn't know it was 40X though....Anyways I was by the pool and they told me to sit in a lawn chair...AND I TOLD THEM that if i was doing anything stupid to stop me...so I took a really huge hit and held it in for like 15 seconds and then I was in a completely different world...first all I saw was a wall with yellow wallpaper...then it zoomed in to the color yellow and before I knew it I was the literal color yellow...not me turning into the COLOR yellow..but I WAS the ACTUAL YELLOW...which totally freaked me out because I couldn't move....because I was a color...and I couldn't talk because I was a color...and then I was 100% convinced that all my human life was just an imaginary dream because I had always been merely a color..then I was in a yellow tunnel that kept going and started turning into basket weave...then I transformed into a yellow basket that still couldn't move because I was inanimate...after that I transformed into water...and then before I knew it both reality and the water was merging into one and i saw all my friends around me...but they were freaking out and I felt a big pang of complete pain on my face...I was still tripping so I touched my face and I felt gashes and thought my face was torn off...and my friend came to me with ice and I kept asking her if she was one of the water people...and I that I didn't want to be with the water anymore because the water was calling me...and then I finally came back to reality and by this point they had already taken me into a bathroom...and my face was covered in blood...I cleaned up and decided to just go home and sleep because I was just so fucking traumatized. The next morning I felt like road kill and i noticed that my gashes were deeper than i thought so I went to the emergency room and had to get stitches on my nose, my upper lip and my chin... Apparently my friend told me that as soon as I had taken the hit I leaned over like I was about to say something...and smash I fell into the concrete and I was obviously tripping so they couldn't do anything about it...until I came back to reality...Anywhoo..I have two big bruises on my knees, a cut on my shoulder, and my whole face is fucked up...its actually kinda funny when you think about it...but I'm so fucking pissed at myself cuz I knew I was gonna trip out horribly...and its not just the injurys that fucked me up its the trip experience...cuz I seriously can't get those memories out of my head.

vindicatedxjin · 08-13-2009, 12:31 PM

Oh btw No one should ever smoke 40X for the first time.

Underwater Ophelia · 08-13-2009, 04:39 PM

Also no one should be a retard.

Not Tha Duckman · 08-13-2009, 05:37 PM

Either:

1) Yr blood was temporarily transformed into LSD.
B) You had a violent manic schizophrenic episode (We is all Goffix, so we is all gut mentul problims!!!)
Or
Apple) You're full of shit. None of that shit happens on salvia, you dumb twat. At least be consistent with your lies, dumbass.

Bigot.

Lolly PopMuzik · 08-13-2009, 07:48 PM

*pimphands you with a return key* USE IT.

Unseelie Sluagh · 08-13-2009, 09:53 PM

I've heard a lot of stories of people having pretty wild trips on salvia, much like what you're describing, and one of my friends had a pretty bad experience with it. The one common factor from smoking lots of it is not being able to move and seemingly melding into the surroundings. It seems pretty common to find nowadays. I could walk across the street to the headshot and buy some.

Anyways, sorry to hear about your experience and hope it wasn't too traumatizing. Good thing you had friends around to help you out.

KontanKarite · 08-14-2009, 05:03 AM

Bwahahhahahahaha

I hope you're not lying.

vindicatedxjin · 08-14-2009, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unseelie Sluagh

I've heard a lot of stories of people having pretty wild trips on salvia, much like what you're describing, and one of my friends had a pretty bad experience with it. The one common factor from smoking lots of it is not being able to move and seemingly melding into the surroundings. It seems pretty common to find nowadays. I could walk across the street to the headshot and buy some.

Anyways, sorry to hear about your experience and hope it wasn't too traumatizing. Good thing you had friends around to help you out.

Yah i've been talking to alot of people who experienced almost the same agony of not being themselves anymore...and usually they saw tubes or zippers...I'm kinda better now that its more out of my head...but I'm starting to think that maybe the reason why I tripped so bad is just because I've been so stressed with life in general...So i'm pretty for sure that was a major factor in the terror of it all.

vindicatedxjin · 08-14-2009, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by KontanKarite

Bwahahhahahahaha

I hope you're not lying.

Swear to God..or Satan..or Science or whoever...that I am indeed not lying.

vindicatedxjin · 08-14-2009, 08:30 AM

http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/t...o/IMG_1943.jpg

Took this at work...see for yourself.

Still Jack · 08-14-2009, 08:53 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA. Thanks, that just made my day.

Graveyard.Crow · 08-14-2009, 08:53 AM

This shit happened to me when I used to smoke salvia
that's why I never will again, it scares me. Whoever thinks this is a lie doesn't know what they're talking about, maybe YOU people have never had that but you aren't everyone

vindicatedxjin · 08-14-2009, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graveyard.Crow

This shit happened to me when I used to smoke salvia
that's why I never will again, it scares me. Whoever thinks this is a lie doesn't know what they're talking about, maybe YOU people have never had that but you aren't everyone

THANK YOU!!!! Salvia Is INSANE!

vindicatedxjin · 08-14-2009, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Tha Duckman

Either:

1) Yr blood was temporarily transformed into LSD.
B) You had a violent manic schizophrenic episode (We is all Goffix, so we is all gut mentul problims!!!)
Or
Apple) You're full of shit. None of that shit happens on salvia, you dumb twat. At least be consistent with your lies, dumbass.

Bigot.

What the heck is Bigot anyways?

Unseelie Sluagh · 08-14-2009, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graveyard.Crow

This shit happened to me when I used to smoke salvia
that's why I never will again, it scares me. Whoever thinks this is a lie doesn't know what they're talking about, maybe YOU people have never had that but you aren't everyone

Yeah, it's not a lie. I've never heard of anyone actually hurting themselves physically on it, but the trip Vindicatedxjin is describing is very similar to other stories I've heard. A Google search on medical sites and whatnot will bring up similar information. There's also YouTube videos of people tripping hard and they're just... way out of it.

Underwater Ophelia · 08-14-2009, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Graveyard.Crow

This shit happened to me when I used to smoke salvia
that's why I never will again, it scares me. Whoever thinks this is a lie doesn't know what they're talking about, maybe YOU people have never had that but you aren't everyone

OH yeah, I had forgotten about you. Crow, meet Jin.
I'm sure you guys will get along just famously.

vindicatedxjin · 08-14-2009, 10:43 AM

You have issues.

Underwater Ophelia · 08-14-2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

You have issues.

Most people do.
Difference is I don't self-medicate with too much MAC makeup, slutty clothes, and OMG THE BEST DRUGS EVARRR!!!

vindicatedxjin · 08-14-2009, 11:15 AM

MAC makeup? Slutty clothes? the best drugs ever??? wtf is your problem?

Still Jack · 08-14-2009, 02:35 PM

She likes harassing you. Possibly because she finds you intolerably fake and annoying...

KontanKarite · 08-14-2009, 02:48 PM

Nah, that's pretty much Ophie. Angry to the core.

Solumina · 08-14-2009, 02:58 PM

Hey now, be fair sometimes she switches to horny

Still Jack · 08-14-2009, 03:01 PM

The way she's constantly angry reminds me of myself. Which in turn makes me angry...

Underwater Ophelia · 08-14-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by KontanKarite

Nah, that's pretty much Ophie. Angry to the core.

I'm def. not angry to the core.
I mean, come on...in my pic I'm wearing a cherry apron!

No one wearing a cherry apron is angry to the core.

Sir Canvas Corpsey · 08-14-2009, 05:29 PM

I'm pretty sure Beverly Sutphin would have owned a Cherry apron