Rant Thread II

[SweetJane]

I really don't like the concept of steam punk and I really don't like that it has the word punk in it. It's juts pretending to be from somewhere more interesting BLAHBLAHBLAH... punk shouldn't be about pretending anything. Besides, I heard those pussy ass bitches at a show in St.Louis complaining that they had other people's sweat on them. OF COURSE YOU DO! IT'S A GODDAMNED GOGUL BORDELLO CONCERT! Get your gentrification the fuck out of here, or it's bound to get the shit beaten out of it.

"yeah, we're really into gypsy punk."

I've had weddings in my Polish/Hungarian family too hardcore for those people.

There's really not much of a point to this rant, which is why it's in the random rant thread.

I also have a massive hangover.

[I_Zik]

gothicusmaximus - Everyone's a sex starved loser sometime in their life.(Alot of people don't pretend. Yeah you could rant that I'm one, but 1: you'd be right, and 2: I didn't say I wasn't ^_^) As for caring about humanity, it's relative. I have a split personality on the subject. First, hate them and we should be wiped off the face of the earth along with close cousin species. Second, stupid humans shitting on our dinner table known as Earth. We should know and do better.
Maturation I would consider being able to put yourself in someone's shoes and see things from their perspective. I try and use that one, but maturation is a sticky subject because everyone has their own idea about maturity.

[korinna5555]

My back is absolutely killing me. I don't know how I'm going to work tonight, and Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday. D:

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death

I'm a blister to you now? Wow, last time I checked, I wasn't.

Easy there man, no need to squirt your pus all over me, the blister remark was just a metaphor for the way in which your existence renders the whole of humanity slightly uglier. I'm not asserting that you can look in the mirror and literally see a bulbous, pulsating, cystic mound of swollen flesh-- well, actually...

And plus does it really matter, you're just a lonely person

Man, I wish I had a half a penny for every three times I've been called 'just a lonely person' by a gothic.net member. Interestingly, no one with even the most limited capacity for reason or intelligent thought has ever characterized me in this way-- the implication is generally appended to the temper tantrums of infantile sub-simians. Indeed, this conclusion is so completely baseless that I'd imagine it to have been reached through pure, wild fantasy, and that one day someone like SoD will just come out and tell me I must have no empathy on a account of being a robot gnome.

who has nothing else better to do than make fun of people so when you go home and sleep you think you actually accomplished something for the day.

I really don't view making fun of you as an accomplishment, primarily because it's too fucking easy. Tearing down a boring, moronic virgin doesn't really take a Gothicus Maximus. I do it because it needs to be done, lest you forget how much you suck, and no one else will take up the task because it's so tediously simple.

I have more passions thatn those, it's really funny, you're making snap judgements about people who you've never actually met before, it's actually quite sad.

It's not really a snap judgment, is it? You've been on this forum for almost a year, and practically every single one of your posts has concerned one of the things I mentioned.

Also, you don't know my friends, so leave them out of this. I pretty sure that they could both physically and mentally kick your ass any day of the week, SO FUCK OFF ALREADY.

No one who could mentally 'kick my ass' would suffer your company in excess of a picosecond.

Originally Posted by Mir

if you have to learn to be nice to people despite their flaws, i can only hope you meet a slow drawn out death via a gut shot wound

Such irony.

[Stormtrooper of Death]

Duane- Where the FUCK do you get off telling me what to do? You changed man, you're no better than them now.

Ophela, gothicus- I frankly don't give a shit about you guys anymore. Fuck you.

[Stormtrooper of Death]

Didn't mean to blow a gasket on a few people who didn't deserve to be yelled at, sorry guys. Those that did however, you know who you are.

[msg_themoon]

So what you people are saying here is that if I acknowledge that people are different I am a racist?

[msg_themoon]

I felt him like I felt my spaghetti dinners!

[korinna5555]

Originally Posted by msg_themoon

I felt him like I felt my spaghetti dinners!

Noodly appendages???

[Lethe]

Originally Posted by korinna5555

Noodly appendages???

This made me chuckle, and then I started coughing up phlegm. I absolutely abhor being sick...

[korinna5555]

Originally Posted by Lethe

This made me chuckle, and then I started coughing up phlegm. I absolutely abhor being sick...

Don't cough up a lung, now. Feel better!

[Duane]

I don't like that Xjin lives so close to me.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Ugh, I am sick.

[vindicatedxjin]

Originally Posted by Duane

I don't like that Xjin lives so close to me.

0.o wtf? Well I don't like that you live so close to me either.

[JCC]

vindicatedxjin is still alive.

[msg_themoon]

Charles Baudelaire?

Seriously?

Pedophile much?

[Duane]

Originally Posted by JCC

vindicatedxjin is still alive.

Ditto... let's add msg to the list.

[vindicatedxjin]

Omg I love DUANE!

[HumanePain]

Originally Posted by SweetJane

I heard those pussy ass bitches at a show in St.Louis complaining that they had other people's sweat on them. OF COURSE YOU DO! IT'S A GODDAMNED GOGUL BORDELLO CONCERT! Get your gentrification the fuck out of here, or it's bound to get the shit beaten out of it.

I don't consider it to have been a good moshpit unless I have been smeared with sweat and been spit upon by the band. My preference is girl sweat. Something about a sweaty young girl leaning over me to get a view over the balcony as she considers jumping to the floor below excites me.

But yeah. Sweat.

[SweetJane]

Originally Posted by HumanePain

Something about a sweaty young girl leaning over me to get a view over the balcony as she considers jumping to the floor below excites me.

Hell, yeah! I hear that.

So, I got into the bar the other night and was getting sloshed with some fiends in the beer garden, an this goth-y looking chick comes over and I thought she was into me. Everyone else thought she was into me. She tells me to go inside with her so she doesn't have to go to the bar alone.

She asks me if I'm gay(obviously yes), and says "well, I'm straight, but I'm whatever..."

So I follow her into the bar and say "So what's whatever?"

Then she gives me her life story about how she's from central Illinois and her parents disowned her because she's "different" and ha a picture on her myspace kissing a girl... and I was still gonna do her after she said she was in a Paramour cover band.

Then she buys me a beer and asks, "So do you know where I can find some emo boys? I REALY need an emo boy."

WTF?! I was too drunk to care and just said "that's not what I'm into".

I had forgotten I had given her my phone number, and I just got this message that said "Is anyone drinking tonight? I need to drown myself?"

I just texted "You don't need alcohol to drown yourself."

MOral of the story? Emo sucks.

[vindicatedxjin]

So you wanted to do her?

[korinna5555]

I haven't been able to sleep for two days.

[Mir]

A good fuck usually helps.

[Still Jack]

I'm seriously pissed off now. Oggy broke my mic. All the other mics we have are shitty Chinese ones that cos like 1.50€. I bought a second hand NJ755AA months ago, one of those 50's style mics. Now the fucker's spilled vodka on it. Bastard. Even If I can fix it it won't sound the same...

[Saya]

I hate being stuck home in quarantine, I got the flu but I'm alright, but no one wants to hang out in case they catch it.

I'm also starving but I got nothing that can be cooked quickly, and I don't wanna cook right now.