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11-01-2009, 04:00 AM
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#726
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 321
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Sex. Vigorous Sex.
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11-01-2009, 01:21 PM
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#727
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Sex is not something you want to be doing when you have a body full of fat rolls that you don't want anyone to see or touch. So sex isn't exactly going to work all that well if you're anything like me ( and hopefully most people aren't )
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11-01-2009, 01:23 PM
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#728
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 657
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What's your address?
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11-01-2009, 01:29 PM
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#729
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Quote:
Originally Posted by honeythorn
Sex is not something you want to be doing when you have a body full of fat rolls that you don't want anyone to see or touch. So sex isn't exactly going to work all that well if you're anything like me ( and hopefully most people aren't )
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Use a blindfold?
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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11-01-2009, 01:32 PM
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#730
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 657
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Believe me when I say this, fucking a piece of cloth is not easy.
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11-01-2009, 01:36 PM
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#731
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Tha Duckman
Believe me when I say this, fucking a piece of cloth is not easy.
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You just lack the proper skills, that's all.
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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11-01-2009, 01:36 PM
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#732
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: SO-IL
Posts: 410
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Jack
Sex. Apparently it's a very useful tool to combat weight.
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This is true, but it's also funny that the fatter a woman is, the more estrogen she'll produce.... which means that the fatter a woman gets, the more horney she is. Good thing Ducky is around, or this would be tragic.
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11-01-2009, 01:37 PM
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#733
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 657
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Fuck, tubby chicks give me wood.......................
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11-01-2009, 01:55 PM
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#734
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Originally Posted by Methadrine
Use a blindfold?
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Nah, I've gone nearly seven years without, a bit longer won't do any harm.
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11-01-2009, 08:29 PM
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#735
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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One doesn't have to make sex with someone, anyways. You know, I could have had it a while back, she was willing, but felt it was too soon.
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11-02-2009, 06:40 AM
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#736
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Duane
One doesn't have to make sex with someone, anyways. You know, I could have had it a while back, she was willing, but felt it was too soon.
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Hahahahaha, you definitely just wanted to reassure yourself about that by typing it out loud.
Completely irrelevant.
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11-02-2009, 07:07 AM
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#737
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Duane
One doesn't have to make sex with someone, anyways. You know, I could have had it a while back, she was willing, but felt it was too soon.
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Right. Going to make a song about how you failed now?
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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11-02-2009, 08:07 AM
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#738
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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Hah!Hah!Haha! That's funny!
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Remember, short controlled bursts.
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11-02-2009, 08:15 AM
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#739
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Yep, we're mean and lean, and soon we'll come for your spleen.
Bonuspoints for the folks who get the last part.
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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11-02-2009, 09:40 AM
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#740
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Sob sob sob. I don't have sex either, and I'm dating someone.
FML
Anyway back to topic. Weighed in at 148 this morning. Wanna drop like 18-23 pounds.
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11-02-2009, 09:44 AM
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#741
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Reason why I didn't was because it would've meant nothing.
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11-02-2009, 09:48 AM
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#742
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice
Sob sob sob. I don't have sex either, and I'm dating someone.
FML
Anyway back to topic. Weighed in at 148 this morning. Wanna drop like 18-23 pounds.
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I thought about you last night (In a totally non-creepy way) when I was listening to the health show of Vegan Freak Radio. They were talking about eating right and losing weight on a vegan diet, I think you need a subscription to have access to that particular show but if you're interested I can see if I can email it to you.
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11-02-2009, 09:54 AM
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#743
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice
Sob sob sob. I don't have sex either, and I'm dating someone.
FML
Anyway back to topic. Weighed in at 148 this morning. Wanna drop like 18-23 pounds.
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Yea, 125 is a healthy weight after all. For like, a dwarf...
Fucking vegans.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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11-02-2009, 10:43 AM
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#744
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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It depends on height. If the person is very short then 125 would be a normal weight
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11-02-2009, 10:46 AM
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#745
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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So I've started to gain weight due to the fact that I had my position at work changed and am now doing nothing but sitting down all day. And once I get home around 7 all I wanna do is eat and rest...which isn't very good.
I need to get a membership to a gym.
BAH!
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rubber band balls
Bring Kontan Back
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11-02-2009, 10:49 AM
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#746
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
So I've started to gain weight due to the fact that I had my position at work changed and am now doing nothing but sitting down all day. And once I get home around 7 all I wanna do is eat and rest...which isn't very good.
I need to get a membership to a gym.
BAH!
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You could start walking to work. No need for a gym. If you live too far from work, then get off the bus/train whatever a couple of stations in advance and walk the rest of the way.
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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11-02-2009, 10:51 AM
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#747
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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I lost 2 lbs.
Besides, it's not like you're in horrible shape.
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11-02-2009, 11:06 AM
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#748
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Duane
I lost 2 lbs.
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Over how long?
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11-02-2009, 11:10 AM
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#749
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Quote:
Originally Posted by honeythorn
It depends on height. If the person is very short then 125 would be a normal weight
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Yea, if you're 5' 4".
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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11-02-2009, 11:14 AM
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#750
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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A few weeks, haven't really worked out or anything, so I think I may have lost some muscle.
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