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Old 11-01-2009, 01:36 PM   #751
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Sex. Apparently it's a very useful tool to combat weight.
This is true, but it's also funny that the fatter a woman is, the more estrogen she'll produce.... which means that the fatter a woman gets, the more horney she is. Good thing Ducky is around, or this would be tragic.
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Old 11-01-2009, 01:37 PM   #752
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Old 11-01-2009, 01:55 PM   #753
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Use a blindfold?
Nah, I've gone nearly seven years without, a bit longer won't do any harm.
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Old 11-01-2009, 08:29 PM   #754
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One doesn't have to make sex with someone, anyways. You know, I could have had it a while back, she was willing, but felt it was too soon.
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Old 11-02-2009, 06:40 AM   #755
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One doesn't have to make sex with someone, anyways. You know, I could have had it a while back, she was willing, but felt it was too soon.
Hahahahaha, you definitely just wanted to reassure yourself about that by typing it out loud.
Completely irrelevant.
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Old 11-02-2009, 07:07 AM   #756
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One doesn't have to make sex with someone, anyways. You know, I could have had it a while back, she was willing, but felt it was too soon.
Right. Going to make a song about how you failed now?
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Old 11-02-2009, 08:07 AM   #757
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Hah!Hah!Haha! That's funny!
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Old 11-02-2009, 08:15 AM   #758
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Yep, we're mean and lean, and soon we'll come for your spleen.

Bonuspoints for the folks who get the last part.
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:40 AM   #759
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Sob sob sob. I don't have sex either, and I'm dating someone.
FML

Anyway back to topic. Weighed in at 148 this morning. Wanna drop like 18-23 pounds.
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:44 AM   #760
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Reason why I didn't was because it would've meant nothing.
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:48 AM   #761
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Sob sob sob. I don't have sex either, and I'm dating someone.
FML

Anyway back to topic. Weighed in at 148 this morning. Wanna drop like 18-23 pounds.
I thought about you last night (In a totally non-creepy way) when I was listening to the health show of Vegan Freak Radio. They were talking about eating right and losing weight on a vegan diet, I think you need a subscription to have access to that particular show but if you're interested I can see if I can email it to you.
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:54 AM   #762
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Sob sob sob. I don't have sex either, and I'm dating someone.
FML

Anyway back to topic. Weighed in at 148 this morning. Wanna drop like 18-23 pounds.
Yea, 125 is a healthy weight after all. For like, a dwarf...

Fucking vegans.
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:43 AM   #763
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It depends on height. If the person is very short then 125 would be a normal weight
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:46 AM   #764
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So I've started to gain weight due to the fact that I had my position at work changed and am now doing nothing but sitting down all day. And once I get home around 7 all I wanna do is eat and rest...which isn't very good.

I need to get a membership to a gym.

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Old 11-02-2009, 10:49 AM   #765
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So I've started to gain weight due to the fact that I had my position at work changed and am now doing nothing but sitting down all day. And once I get home around 7 all I wanna do is eat and rest...which isn't very good.

I need to get a membership to a gym.

BAH!
You could start walking to work. No need for a gym. If you live too far from work, then get off the bus/train whatever a couple of stations in advance and walk the rest of the way.
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:51 AM   #766
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I lost 2 lbs.

Besides, it's not like you're in horrible shape.
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:06 AM   #767
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I lost 2 lbs.
Over how long?
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:10 AM   #768
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It depends on height. If the person is very short then 125 would be a normal weight
Yea, if you're 5' 4".
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:14 AM   #769
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A few weeks, haven't really worked out or anything, so I think I may have lost some muscle.
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:48 AM   #770
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Yea, if you're 5' 4".
I forgot what her height was and I went back to look. She's around my height and I'm about 125...

Depends on her build too. 130-135 is my "ideal" weight. Or she'll just lose ten pounds and realize she looks awesome at 138 anyway and won't need to lose more.
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Old 11-02-2009, 12:04 PM   #771
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I still want to eat a vegan.
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Old 11-02-2009, 12:10 PM   #772
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I taste delicious >_^
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Old 11-02-2009, 12:10 PM   #773
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I wouldn't eat you, you're too fun to argue with...
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Old 11-02-2009, 12:15 PM   #774
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Did you not see my winky or should I just take it that I got rejected and I should go eat a tub of ice cream?
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Old 11-02-2009, 12:26 PM   #775
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Ice cream lost of Ice cream.
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