Weird Childhood Stories.

[dreamforthedead]

I did that once, except it was a moss covered pond. It was winter about 3 years ago and I thought it'd be fun to sit near the grain silos. Unfortunatly, 5 years ago before I moved to where I am now some guy decided to climb to the top of the silos in questions and hang himself so there is tightish security. Anyway, this fat security guy in a ute (I think Americans call it a 'pick-up truck'?) started chasing me, so I ran like the wind across these railway tracks then back then over again and the guy followed me. Eventually I was getting really tired so I ran into this open gate that led into someones backyard. I was trying to be really quiet and decided to hide next to this fence that was really high so that if he drove past he couldn't see me. I trod on what I thought was grass but turs out it was moss coating this mini pond and I fell in. All you could hear echoeing was an array of very colourful words... je dodn't catch me though :P

[TwistedKitsune]

So...when I was really little we had a garden every summer, and I tag along behind my dad as he went around watering and picking things and such. He had a habit of picking a tomato and picking a jalepeno and eating them both at the same time, kind of like instant salsa. Me, being five years old at the time, had no clue what he was doing and I was, as usual, trying to be just like daddy. The next thing my dad knows I'm tugging at his pant leg, he turns around and looks down to see me, eyes watering, as I'm holding up half a large jalepeno in one hand and rubbing my tongue with the other hand while proclaiming quite forcefully, 'No good Daddy, no good!"

[rockandrose]

Eyes, that's really cute!